Flash Fried: 12 Feb 2020
Hurry! Come get a plate while it’s still hot!
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2020-02-13 01:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hurry! Come get a plate while it’s still hot!
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2020-02-13 01:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post
There is a bit of nudity in this one, so 18+ only please (or whatever the laws are in your country).
2020-02-11 20:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Whoop there it is.
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2020-02-11 01:43:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is this post sticky? What have you been doing in here, Sam?!
2020-02-08 02:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post
After you watch our live commentary of the Debate, get ready for a second helping. We aren't done feeding you yet little piggy!
2020-02-08 02:07:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Iowa Caucus, SOTU, etc etc etc.
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2020-02-06 00:36:27 +0000 UTC View Post
We have very few traditions here at Pessimist Productions, but this is definitely one of them. What could ruin this joyous day you ask? YouTube. No surprise there.
Due to YouTube being corporate shills, a clear monopoly, and hating free speech, we are having to edit out certain ads. *...
2020-02-04 03:10:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio attached you greasy knuckleheads.
Apologies for it posting multiple times, apparently the issue was not in the audio uploader but with the actual posting part. Thanks for your patience.
2020-02-04 00:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
New year, new name!
Oh man, it’s getting hot in here. Take off your (garlic) cloves.
I’m running out of puns.
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2020-01-29 22:31:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Jean-Luc has a bag of chicks up his sleeves when it comes to catching chickens.
You'll get that pun momentarily.
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2020-01-28 00:21:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We were going to release this at 6.
Figured you wouldn't mind the....wait.
ᴵ'ˡˡ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵒᵘᵗ.
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2020-01-25 02:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Same windmill, same.
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2020-01-24 23:59:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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BONUS CONTENT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AaPSbsP6X8
2020-01-22 23:33:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I was thinking to myself today "how do you even make holy water?"
You boil the hell out of it.
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2020-01-20 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The epic conclusion is here!
If you'd like to see it in it's entirety, the link will be available below.
Last Tournament of Champions ⏩https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGbOXd640o&nb...
2020-01-18 03:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
eBay is useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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2020-01-17 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Streaming tonight at 9pm Central.
Update 7:24- Going live in about 1.5 hours. I have enough stories for the show at this point, but I'd still like more if you guys have any suggestions. The suggestions thread is here: 2020-01-17 18:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I see you here at the buffet and I gotta say, I like what's on your plate. Give me a pizza that!
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2020-01-16 01:35:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This one is on the Jack and Jill level of awful. Beware.
2020-01-15 21:45:16 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://vimeo.com/384873288/3f0e17cd55
2020-01-15 01:56:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This video is coming out tomorrow, but because you're special, you get early access! W00T!
2020-01-14 05:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Lettuce not forget that today a new episode of DFF comes out. This is grape!
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2020-01-14 00:10:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Too tired to write out a post fo
I'm gonna go take a nap.
2020-01-11 00:22:59 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, I had a few jokes about unemployed people.
But none of them work.
oh well.
2020-01-10 22:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post