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Flash Fried: 12 Feb 2020

Hurry! Come get a plate while it’s still hot!


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DFF vs. The Warrior and The Sorceress

There is a bit of nudity in this one, so 18+ only please (or whatever the laws are in your country). 

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THE GREASE TRAP: 10 Feb 2020

Whoop there it is.


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Which candidate is the most fuckable?

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THE GREASE TRAP: 07 Feb 2020

Why is this post sticky? What have you been doing in here, Sam?!

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TJ vs. The BIGGEST EGOS in History

After you watch our live commentary of the Debate, get ready for a second helping. We aren't done feeding you yet little piggy!

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FLASH FRIED: 05 Feb 2020

Iowa Caucus, SOTU, etc etc etc.


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Superbowl Ads: Vol. 3 = DFF!

We have very few traditions here at Pessimist Productions, but this is definitely one of them. What could ruin this joyous day you ask? YouTube. No surprise there. 

Due to YouTube being corporate shills, a clear monopoly, and hating free speech, we are having to edit out certain ads. *...

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THE GREASE TRAP: 03 Feb 2020

Audio attached you greasy knuckleheads. 


Apologies for it posting multiple times, apparently the issue was not in the audio uploader but with the actual posting part. Thanks for your patience. 

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DFF's Top 10 Classic Video Games

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Pre-Post Show / The Grease Trap: 31 Jan 2020

New year, new name! 


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Flash Fried: 29 Jan 2020

Oh man, it’s getting hot in here. Take off your (garlic) cloves.


I’m running out of puns.


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Pre-Post Show: 27 Jan 2020

Jean-Luc has a bag of chicks up his sleeves when it comes to catching chickens. 


You'll get that pun momentarily.


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The Longest Waits for Movies = DFF

We were going to release this at 6. 


Figured you wouldn't mind the....wait

ᴵ'ˡˡ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵒᵘᵗ.


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Pre-Post Show: 24 Jan 2020

 Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. 

One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” 

The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” 


Same windmill, same. 

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Flash Fried: 22 Jan 2020

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BONUS CONTENT:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AaPSbsP6X8 

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Pre-Post Show: 20 Jan 2020

I was thinking to myself today "how do you even make holy water?"

You boil the hell out of it. 


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LIVE NOW - ABANDON HOPE - 1/17/2020

A B A N D O N H O P E  

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Tournament of Champions: Vol. 2 (Part 2)

The epic conclusion is here! 

If you'd like to see it in it's entirety, the link will be available below. 

 Last Tournament of Champions ⏩https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGbOXd640o&nb...

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Pre-Post Show: 17 Jan 2020

eBay is useless. 


 I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. 


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ABANDON HOPE - LIVE - 1/17/2020

Streaming tonight at 9pm Central. 

Update 7:24- Going live in about 1.5 hours. I have enough stories for the show at this point, but I'd still like more if you guys have any suggestions. The suggestions thread is here: View Post

FLASH FRIED: 15 Jan 2020

I see you here at the buffet and I gotta say, I like what's on your plate. Give me a pizza that! 


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DFF vs. Rhinestone

This one is on the Jack and Jill level of awful. Beware. 

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We're Live Streaming The Democratic Debate

https://vimeo.com/384873288/3f0e17cd55 

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Beer Farts and Belly Button Lint

A TJ Stream

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2020: WILL IT BE BERNIE vs. TRUMP? - Early Access For Patrons!

This video is coming out tomorrow, but because you're special, you get early access! W00T!  

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Pre-Post Show: 13 Jan 2020

Lettuce not forget that today a new episode of DFF comes out. This is grape! 


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Not Abandon Hope

w0000000t w000000000t w000000000t 

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Sloth (Seven Deadly Sins Series) = DFF

Too tired to write out a post fo


I'm gonna go take a nap. 

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Pre-Post Show: 10 Jan 2020

You know, I had a few jokes about unemployed people. 


But none of them work. 

oh well. 

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