Superbowl Ads: Vol. 3 = DFF!
Added 2020-02-04 03:10:15 +0000 UTC
We have very few traditions here at Pessimist Productions, but this is definitely one of them. What could ruin this joyous day you ask? YouTube. No surprise there.
Due to YouTube being corporate shills, a clear monopoly, and hating free speech, we are having to edit out certain ads. *ahem* ᴶᵉᵉᵖ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴴʸᵘⁿᵈᵃᶦ
Make another!!
Smooth
2021-02-08 06:42:42 +0000 UTC
Does this Patreon account have a Discord server?
I’d like to share a bunch of C-Span clips of Biden saying really racist shit with TJ, but I can do that if he doesn’t have a Discord server.
I’d like to become a patron and
The Silver Socialist
2020-03-04 20:02:39 +0000 UTC
fuck you google for making think about my father who died of Alzheimer's.
Wølf Shadøwhill
2020-02-07 05:46:08 +0000 UTC
Ya ever just...wanted to die? Yeah...yeah. Anyway, great video guys!
Corinna K
2020-02-06 10:12:15 +0000 UTC
Thank you for providing the audio link for this VIMEO video. I wish the others had it.
The Mollusk Rising
2020-02-06 08:56:36 +0000 UTC
Oh they will
Ignar Husky
2020-02-06 06:49:28 +0000 UTC
24:09 ya...we are gonna need a gif and meme of that furiously vibrating Scotty
Heather Squidz
2020-02-06 00:47:27 +0000 UTC
Also where the fuck was Mushu
Neebsz
2020-02-05 20:24:21 +0000 UTC
yeah it doesnt work
B Q
2020-02-05 18:34:56 +0000 UTC
Is anyone else having trouble playing the video today?
Clark
2020-02-05 17:10:56 +0000 UTC
Is ANYONE really buying this shit? God damn
Sideris
2020-02-05 15:01:41 +0000 UTC
That Mulan trailer looks nothing like Mulan. There is a middle ground to be had between the shot for shot remakes of Lion King and whatever this shit is.
MacabreMole
2020-02-05 03:56:39 +0000 UTC
"They really are going to ruin every amazing thing in this world." Yes. Yes they are.
Zero Divisor
2020-02-05 03:18:25 +0000 UTC
I literally almost did a spit take all over my keyboard and monitors when you did the Google ad
Zero Divisor
2020-02-05 03:12:40 +0000 UTC
Fuck that, if you're going to destroy all humans, then destroy every living being as well. I hate people like you who think animals are fucking sacred just because they are "innocent little creatures".
fookler
2020-02-05 01:55:54 +0000 UTC
Where the fuck is Mushu? Why can't Disney stop raping my childhood? If they remake Hercules too I'm going to be so upset.
2020-02-05 00:44:04 +0000 UTC
Superb owl
Dragoon
2020-02-05 00:14:37 +0000 UTC
The dog's owner donated a supper bowl ad for the vet school as thanks for saving his dog. If anything the school wants an ad more than money because it bring more attention to there name so more people look to them for vet schooling.
fatheramo1
2020-02-04 21:48:58 +0000 UTC
This episode reminds me of something i've heared a long time ago, a weirdo talking about having sex with girls: "I like it the more they don't like it"
lost and found
2020-02-04 21:15:17 +0000 UTC
These ad execs love pastiching movies. It's smart. I've either seen in their entirety, or at least recognise a feature of, every one of the movies in these ads.
Jean the Baptiste
2020-02-04 17:54:52 +0000 UTC
It's not about the commercials, it's about watching the guys torture themselves. I liked it
lost and found
2020-02-04 16:19:12 +0000 UTC
It was a good switch up from the usual format. I'd go for a few episodes like that.
Goontrooperx
2020-02-04 16:17:13 +0000 UTC
These commercials are the very definition of nonmedy (coined by Rich Evans of red letter media) and I HATED it. I HATED watching this episode. The intro plays and I'm like "hell yeah new episode of DFF" and then as soon as a commercial plays all that enjoyment evaporates and the floor falls out from under it to reveal a bottomless pit of unfunny pandering garbage...I CANT FUCKIN TAKE THIS SHIT
Bigass Frog
2020-02-04 16:11:34 +0000 UTC
Fucking Paul wanting to destroy all species. What did wild animals ever do to you? Destroy all humans, leave all other species alone! a
Xinic5
2020-02-04 16:02:42 +0000 UTC
lol Paul with his "this generations gonna ruin everything" shit. The people that came up with that mountain dew add are older than you, Paul.
I got scammed by three neckbeards
2020-02-04 15:12:33 +0000 UTC
I'm still kinda hoping for more mystery themed episodes like the Mummy curse one.
2020-02-04 13:16:27 +0000 UTC
You guys just legit bursted out into the best Bogan Australian accent I've heard from Americans whilst trying to make fun of Bostoners.
Cethlenn
2020-02-04 11:23:29 +0000 UTC
Tentacle spotted at 27:43. Heinz supports tentacle porn.
Psychedelic Fox
2020-02-04 10:37:09 +0000 UTC
Last time the commercials were torture, I'm still mad at bounty. I'd be okay if this tradition ended, I might not be able to get through it.
Marcos
2020-02-04 07:34:45 +0000 UTC
You guys better put some respect on T Pain's name! He isn't a B-lister!
Carl
2020-02-04 06:06:05 +0000 UTC
Paul's suggestion is so goooooood
ThornedKelp
2020-02-04 05:14:41 +0000 UTC
Bud Light Seltzer is pretty brilliant from a marketing standpoint, really. You've got beer that's weak ass piss water, so you add a fruity flavor shot and stop calling it beer and bingo, revitalized brand.
That being said, they're also banking on people just forgetting that seltzer is fucking gross in the first place.
Josh Jerome
2020-02-04 05:07:08 +0000 UTC
I love the Boston accent, I always have.
Jack of Tears
2020-02-04 04:39:33 +0000 UTC
Fuck Ketchup
SteelGriffin
2020-02-04 04:32:38 +0000 UTC
eat a peen
Some Caucazoid
2020-02-04 04:21:07 +0000 UTC
Paul flipping the racial bent onto Scotty was the funniest thing ever lmfao
Hassan Sabree
2020-02-04 03:57:36 +0000 UTC
Oh boy, the worst episode concept for the third time. Lucky us...
Brandon Barsi
2020-02-04 03:45:28 +0000 UTC
Uhh isn't this a public episode?
Kid Wizard
2020-02-04 03:42:30 +0000 UTC
I'll go a head an d give it an enjoy then.
Mavis Henry
2020-02-04 03:41:38 +0000 UTC
Not working on desktop, but just tried on mobile and it worked.
Firefly should've been cancelled sooner
2020-02-04 03:25:43 +0000 UTC
Can you please upload an mp3 version?
Joshua Jordan Larson
2020-02-04 03:24:05 +0000 UTC
I love how the copyright Nazis get mad over commentating over commercials. It's free advertising!
Michael Sims
2020-02-04 03:23:59 +0000 UTC
You crazy bastards, I got my wish! Thank you for suffering thru this nonsense for another year! Keep up the good shit
Fred Funkledunk
2020-02-04 03:20:50 +0000 UTC
Only good links for you, Jake.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-02-04 03:17:16 +0000 UTC
Try it now Craig!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-02-04 03:17:04 +0000 UTC
Should work now!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-02-04 03:16:50 +0000 UTC
Should play now guys! Vimeo takes a second to allow embeds.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-02-04 03:15:09 +0000 UTC
scammed again
SimpleSlides
2020-02-04 03:14:45 +0000 UTC
Won’t play because of “privacy settings”
Daniel Savage
2020-02-04 03:13:46 +0000 UTC
Bad link
Anonymous
2020-02-04 03:13:14 +0000 UTC
I live in KC. Great fucking comeback boys. The commercials sucked of course except the Old Town Road one was ok
LesClaypoolOnBass
2020-02-04 03:12:38 +0000 UTC
The link no work :(
Craig Ryan
2020-02-04 03:12:36 +0000 UTC
The link is broken, ya SCAMMERS!
Tucker White
2020-02-04 03:12:29 +0000 UTC
Link doesn’t work
Uriel Artino
2020-02-04 03:12:23 +0000 UTC
Says I can’t play it because of your privacy settings
Rob
2020-02-04 03:12:19 +0000 UTC
Link doesn’t work tho
Greg
2020-02-04 03:12:12 +0000 UTC
Link doesn't work, can you send us the physical one? If you need to, just upload it to the channels page on Vimeo https://vimeo.com/deepfatfried.
UPDATE at 8:16- It Works Now
Hypnotic Visionaire
2020-02-04 03:12:11 +0000 UTC
I’ve been waiting all day for a new episode :) I’m excited
Greg
2020-02-04 03:12:00 +0000 UTC
Link is broken
Brian Palmer
2020-02-04 03:11:36 +0000 UTC