Flash Fried: 29 Jan 2020
Added 2020-01-29 22:31:05 +0000 UTCOh man, it’s getting hot in here. Take off your (garlic) cloves.
I’m running out of puns.
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Can't believe Paul was right about the Fast 9 rocket engine car hahahahahaha
David Whitson
2020-02-04 17:15:33 +0000 UTCi dont like but force myself to watch these so i have an inkling of a thought about the current events that otherwise would elude me
c0lt
2020-02-01 18:19:32 +0000 UTCI really hope you guys can do another round of Super Bowl Commercial reactions. I love those episodes a lot
Fred Funkledunk
2020-02-01 00:47:40 +0000 UTCMore like Live Free and Die of a Heroin Overdose.
Josh Jerome
2020-01-31 23:53:07 +0000 UTCEventually they'll ruin it too.. Then, the rise of the worms!
Baba-Mail
2020-01-31 22:07:34 +0000 UTCImagine the wasps though, They would need to start using human hosts for their larvae. Be like the bloodfly out of dishonored 2
Rat squatch
2020-01-31 19:45:24 +0000 UTCHow dare you speak ill of New Hampshire! Live Free or Die muthafucka
Timbo
2020-01-31 18:57:54 +0000 UTCThe best part about those huge algal blooms? They produce a LOT of oxygen. And with less biodiversity, it is likely oxygen levels will rise, along with the temperature, to levels that can support giant arthropods like in the distant past. I'm talkin dragonflies with wingspans the size of eagles, scorpions as big as crocodiles, swarms of giant cockroaches that can pretty easily eat a human, spiders with 6-inch long fangs, fuckin MEGA ANTS. Imagine a hoard of half a million giant carpenter ants tearing apart your delicious wooden house to get at the juicy human flesh inside which will sustain their larva. Obviously we'll be long gone by this point but still just imagine it. BUGWORLD BABY
Bigass Frog
2020-01-31 18:48:40 +0000 UTCplease sir, can I have some more?
Drone
2020-01-31 16:36:12 +0000 UTCI actually looked that up and it's true, Israel has closed all Starbucks years ago... We do have them in Switzerland. It's actually funny that one of the first Starbucks was in my city, around 2003, but closed some years later because it was a total flop. Now we have about six starbucks in the biggest cities. I assume Swiss people thought that Starbucks was shit until the brand became famous enough that people pretend now to like it. Fortunately there are also no Starbucks in the country of my mother, Bosnia. But it's probably just a matter of time when neoliberalism fucks our traditional kafane over and replaces them with shitty Starbucks coffe.
Bienenreiter
2020-01-31 15:55:18 +0000 UTCOh, and can we send you guys' Fast & Furious movie pitches to Hollywood? I wanna see that shit so bad.
Katya
2020-01-31 15:33:51 +0000 UTCFreakily enough... I just re-read The Stand BEFORE the Corona Outbreak.....
BILLY DEVOE
2020-01-31 15:05:11 +0000 UTCYo, we don't have Starbucks here in Israel so I'm glad to report they're still not EVERYWHERE. Just mostwhere.
Katya
2020-01-31 13:30:46 +0000 UTCVideo not available?
Christopher H Drain
2020-01-31 07:40:41 +0000 UTCSteelmanville road please
Ert Schmert
2020-01-31 04:47:01 +0000 UTCI legitimately thought the laugh was Scotty too.
Whiskabiscuit
2020-01-31 02:10:09 +0000 UTCAfter two months of pizza, the tapeworm in paul's guts went: "Fuck that! I'm heading north."
lost and found
2020-01-30 22:17:26 +0000 UTCYes! That was the best part of the episode.
Tyler Fun
2020-01-30 19:48:03 +0000 UTCThey should do a comedy take on the 'old badass' trope. Have all the young badasses pissed off cause the old bastard won't retire and the new generation can't advance in the career of badassery. 'Well you could have been promoted to foreign terrorist suicide mission, with the female teammate with huge tits and totally impractical shoes, but Ol' Tony has seniority so go back to badass accounting and try next financial year.' So they new guys all team up to murder the old ones in the funniest and most humiliating ways possible.
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
2020-01-30 19:37:26 +0000 UTCWhat does garlic have to do with anything?
Shrunken Presence
2020-01-30 17:52:21 +0000 UTCthe giggle sounds so much like scotty, is he working on FOX NEWS? is this just a hidden FOX NEWS outlet? scotty the FOX NEWS spokesman.
Duckling Duckins
2020-01-30 17:04:29 +0000 UTCYou guys killed those cliche's and concepts. Lmao I'm dead. Take my money...
Matthew Rooney
2020-01-30 15:21:25 +0000 UTCA note on the koalas, while its sad they had to go out in a roaring inferno they're a good species to put to bed. Eucalyptus leaves are so fiberous that all the required grinding inevitably whittles down their teeth to nothing, and they do not regrow. If they aren't snatched up by a predator they inevitably starve to death with a belly full of food they cant digest. Eucalyptus is also so nutrient scarce (and literally poisonous) that their continued reliance on it as a food source is a possible explanation for their SMOOTH BRAINS. They have literally given themselves evolutionary brain damage.
IanTheSloth1
2020-01-30 08:37:43 +0000 UTCMan Iam watching this at like 130 am and that was a mistake . Iam gonna see that sill image of Mitch burned into my minds eyes. So thanks for the nightmares
Azazel
2020-01-30 07:38:02 +0000 UTCGlad I’m not the only one who picked up the stand after the corona outbreak, it’s got me all paranoid now
Mecha
2020-01-30 07:08:48 +0000 UTCwe all know trump on dat meth
yeetios
2020-01-30 05:19:30 +0000 UTCYou guys should clip the movie pitch shit at the end and upload it to YouTube, that was fucking hilarious.
Ben R
2020-01-30 04:16:39 +0000 UTCI just had my 5th account banned from twitter...
Keggerous
2020-01-30 04:13:35 +0000 UTCKnewz almost made me vomit.
Martin Duplessis
2020-01-30 04:12:28 +0000 UTCI don't give a shit about Kobe. 150,000 people die each day.
Grau_I
2020-01-30 03:47:11 +0000 UTCI vote no on emoji plates.
Brown
2020-01-30 03:08:39 +0000 UTC1st story, wow all those women behind Trump, I wonder how many would mind him grabbing them by the pussy? I bet the real number would be startling.
Christopher Borra
2020-01-30 02:54:24 +0000 UTCTj looks like he shat fart and came
Bryce Stoddard
2020-01-30 02:31:46 +0000 UTCLol I always play runescape while listening to your podcast. He wasn't banned they just took away his character's ability to speak
Patrick Lynch
2020-01-30 01:26:31 +0000 UTCJOKER SPOILOS AROUND THE 33 MINUTE MARK
Lupin X
2020-01-30 01:24:49 +0000 UTCthis is the only podcast that I can give a damn about. So many focus on only general mundane shit, very few do hyper focused researched topics. Thank you.
CraftyAndy
2020-01-30 00:33:46 +0000 UTC"Scrolls through and sees that you guys are doing the (Joe Biden poking and grabbing people)" OH FUCK YA
Heather Squidz
2020-01-29 23:32:47 +0000 UTCI really like flash fried. I like all the different formats but this is the one I look forward to the most
ThornedKelp
2020-01-29 23:23:21 +0000 UTCI'm genuinely glad I'm a patron. So much content for so few bucks. Keep it the fuck up you fat pieces of shit!
N
2020-01-29 23:22:27 +0000 UTCFLASH FRIED MOTHER FUCKER! Praise be upon Senor Tomat!
SarahJRandomNumbers
2020-01-29 22:48:03 +0000 UTCI forgot Flash Fried was coming today. Good news, because I was out of podcasts.
PhoenixBB
2020-01-29 22:34:37 +0000 UTCPoooooop 💩
Poop Poop
2020-01-29 22:33:50 +0000 UTC
