Flash Fried: 12 Feb 2020
Added 2020-02-13 01:25:59 +0000 UTCHurry! Come get a plate while it’s still hot!
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Listening to these in the future (after Bernie's dropped out) is a new kind of sad. Why am I doing this
Katya
2020-04-22 23:25:04 +0000 UTCACTUALLY nh IS thw whitest state in the union
Dallas
2020-02-19 05:46:51 +0000 UTCI for one would like to see the cat mask article.
TheMedsPeds
2020-02-18 21:13:45 +0000 UTCKid: *Does a finger gun at the teacher and makes an empty threat.* The School: "QUICK CALL THE JUSTICE ENFORCERS!!!"
Harry Lee-Jones
2020-02-18 05:39:45 +0000 UTCdoes it hurt?
Drone
2020-02-14 20:43:52 +0000 UTCThanks nerd
Drone
2020-02-14 20:43:23 +0000 UTCJust so we’re clear, climate change is a myth. It was minus 40 out tonight and last night, so there. Scientific evidence. And I’m a Canadian Moose, we know the cold. My balls are frozen to my inner leg.
Canadian Attack Moose
2020-02-14 12:14:14 +0000 UTCJoe Biden seems to have conflated two different classic westerns, one of which did, in fact, star John Wayne. In the 1949 John Ford film "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon," the narrator says "So here they are: the dog-faced soldiers." Then there was a 1952 Tyrone Powell film called "Pony Soldier."
Thomas Reynolds
2020-02-14 11:07:48 +0000 UTCI'm with Scotty. Goddamn you TJ I wanted to see more of the Kitty.
Zachary
2020-02-14 06:12:28 +0000 UTCInvisible man may not be that bad, it seems like the dude created some sort of cloaking device. You can see a pattern when she throws the paint on him.
Moist Calzone
2020-02-14 04:26:56 +0000 UTCIt’s always so gratifying to hit that threshold where the patrons only may pass beyond. If the hosts are feeling it, I wouldn’t take any offence at them toking up at this stage to bring a distinct vibe to the concluding half of the show. I’m very nostalgic for those halcyon days of the Drunken Peasants when the whole cast was revelling in Washington’s lapse weed laws on their relocation to Seattle.
Jean the Baptiste
2020-02-14 03:03:28 +0000 UTCAnd for reference, medical/dental school was something like $15K a year 30 years ago, yet we still make about the same salary as 30 years ago.
Kristen R
2020-02-13 22:42:56 +0000 UTCA lot of people that make a $200K+ salary are doctors/surgeons that have gone to school for 8-12 years. 300K of student debt. In fact, I'll have almost that amount from dental school alone even though people think dentists are rich. You've got to take that into account.
Kristen R
2020-02-13 22:41:41 +0000 UTCTJ, you totally said a dinosaur's name right. Proud of you
E.D.G.E.
2020-02-13 18:45:01 +0000 UTCgross
c0lt
2020-02-13 14:20:49 +0000 UTCthinking about OUR hero paul tonight, saying a prayer for him
c0lt
2020-02-13 14:10:26 +0000 UTCYou can believe victims when they come forward, the real problem is when a story is publicised before an investigation has taken place. By the time a narrative has been decided on and the court of public opinion has delivered a verdict it's impossible to get to the truth without real damage. Either a victim is dissected in the media adding to their trauma, or an innocent person is dragged through the mud and can never really recover. Keep everything anonymous until the facts are clear. And even then, sometimes it's better for someone trying to recover to do so privately. But then again, without people speaking out people like Cosby get away with shit... argh.
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
2020-02-13 09:33:53 +0000 UTCshow me the cat damnit!
Yrb wahs
2020-02-13 08:45:31 +0000 UTCDusty is rusty, but he did have a good take on what he thinks is going on with Jordan Peterson.
Michael Sims
2020-02-13 08:17:40 +0000 UTCHey since we’re bringing back polygamy even though the Supreme Court already ruled against it 140 fucking years ago, can we also bring back other barbaric religious practices like ritualistic human sacrifice? As long as the person being sacrificed is a consenting adult and you can get them on the record stating that before they are killed I don’t really see a problem with it. Those minion movies are an atrocity though, we should definitely get rid of those.
Tito Manfredo
2020-02-13 08:11:17 +0000 UTCHollowman did it first bros and its as awful
Nodnarb
2020-02-13 08:01:36 +0000 UTCI'm skeptical about good news
Tosy
2020-02-13 07:45:47 +0000 UTCI am going to poop in your house and I am going to poop in society
Jacob Kantor
2020-02-13 07:37:36 +0000 UTCQuick response to something Paul said about that terrible Minion movie. He said Illumination Entertainment didn't do anything to stand out from other animated movies. That's their entire business model. The company was founded by a dude who figured out he could make these animated childrens films for a fraction of the industry standard price by cutting corners everywhere. They reuse the same 6 or 7 character models for all their background characters, just watch that awful singing animal movie they made a couple years back. You see the same 5 identical animals everywhere. They are just a trash company making garbage films for quick money, and it's shameful they continue to "succeed" making movies. We'd be better off if they went away and never came back. Love you guys.
Clyde Frog
2020-02-13 06:03:59 +0000 UTCStop that.
Jack of Tears
2020-02-13 05:12:53 +0000 UTC11:10 Whats really bad about the Minions craze is that it completely overshadowed an actually good film, Megamind.
Bryan Turner
2020-02-13 04:47:51 +0000 UTCAttached!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-02-13 03:48:35 +0000 UTCAt least if Trump wins again we might get The Apprentice: Republican Candidate edition
Josh Jerome
2020-02-13 03:19:23 +0000 UTCI find your persistence endearing.
Josh Jerome
2020-02-13 03:02:34 +0000 UTCKeep talking about Dem candidates as if it actually matters. They look like an episode of Hollywood squares. Hopeless.
JD
2020-02-13 02:44:04 +0000 UTCHappy birthday TJ!!!
AlterEgoIII
2020-02-13 02:31:32 +0000 UTCYes please! Fry me completely!
Canadian Attack Moose
2020-02-13 02:25:12 +0000 UTCBeen waiting all day to get off work for this
Woven in Hiatus
2020-02-13 02:18:16 +0000 UTCI can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain, stand by you forever, and so forth...
Brandon Lee
2020-02-13 01:50:47 +0000 UTCHoly shit I feel depressed
Sierra Reppert
2020-02-13 01:47:00 +0000 UTCYou should Rename this show "Pauls Pessimist Plate", because it's only Pauls Reactions & Misery that makes this News Segment shit engaging.
Hypnotic Visionaire
2020-02-13 01:39:13 +0000 UTCAudio version?
Kevin Wayne Bowen
2020-02-13 01:36:48 +0000 UTC3rd
Zachary Recer
2020-02-13 01:32:58 +0000 UTCGIMMEEEE
Smug_Frosty
2020-02-13 01:32:43 +0000 UTCPokémon!
Zane Roberts
2020-02-13 01:31:32 +0000 UTC
