DFF vs. The Warrior and The Sorceress
Added 2020-02-11 20:45:20 +0000 UTC
There is a bit of nudity in this one, so 18+ only please (or whatever the laws are in your country).
I loved their movie watches, it was like you are going along for a ride with these guys.
TurtleDrone
2023-08-05 14:52:54 +0000 UTC
Yh you can see the Lizard man slumped over dead behind him while he's eating said arm. I caught it the 2nd time I watched this; seems alot of stuff happen off camera in this movie lol.
Justin G.
2020-10-21 09:17:01 +0000 UTC
I bet Pimp Monk enjoyed the role of Bal Caz in this.
Danny Jones
2020-09-15 21:07:24 +0000 UTC
Wait...The arm that Burgo was eating..Was that Master Balcaz's ardvark thing lol
Brannon Alvarado
2020-08-29 22:44:51 +0000 UTC
FUUUUUCK I hadn't watched this one yet :/
Jaden Wheelhouse
2020-06-20 03:23:22 +0000 UTC
This had to be my favorite one to be honest. Sank me back into Kenshi too
Brannon Alvarado
2020-04-13 18:37:27 +0000 UTC
Some shitty suggestions for future episodes:
- Liquid Sky
- Adventures of Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man
- Over The Top
- Whore
- Caddyshack II
- Leprechaun IV: In Space
- Repossessed
- No Holds Barred
- Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
- Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Chazz Darby AKA Martine Garbagio
2020-03-22 19:03:48 +0000 UTC
You guys should watch a breen movie or check out miami connection
Tymewazter
2020-03-19 08:50:02 +0000 UTC
This was an amazing find. Keep up the great work!
Billy Goate
2020-03-04 16:46:47 +0000 UTC
Just a reminder TJ that Mazes and Monsters and Haloween 8 are still not labeled as Cinema for Cynics content and it's really making finding those vids annoying as hell.
2020-02-27 04:01:23 +0000 UTC
The Titty Clock striketh 12!!
Uncle Beaker
2020-02-27 02:16:45 +0000 UTC
holy shit it really is fist full of dollars, its not even subtle
SuperDarthKelly
2020-02-24 02:45:26 +0000 UTC
Bal Caz is what Trump looks like first thing in the morning before he puts on his wig and make-up.
Ryan Gondek
2020-02-16 03:20:51 +0000 UTC
Poop balls within Obama’s society
Jacob Kantor
2020-02-15 11:56:29 +0000 UTC
Needs more titty
Lloyd Llewellyn
2020-02-15 02:23:09 +0000 UTC
with nudity mod installed
Leviathan
2020-02-14 02:11:16 +0000 UTC
I've given up on them continuing the Steelmanville Road Masterpiece collection :(
Clyde Frog
2020-02-13 03:06:46 +0000 UTC
Steelmanville!
Jordan Nied
2020-02-13 01:55:49 +0000 UTC
Wheres "pooooop"?
Zane Roberts
2020-02-13 01:32:11 +0000 UTC
The new Witcher movie looks sick.
Garrett Logue
2020-02-13 01:19:17 +0000 UTC
I'm so glad those nice titties of the Sorceress weren't fake. You know if this movie were made 10-15 years later they would be big fake unmoving globes. Nasty. She had some quality titties too. Just had to point out one good thing about this movie.
Clyde Frog
2020-02-12 17:39:34 +0000 UTC
This was a good watch good job guys!
NormanFetus
2020-02-12 16:55:01 +0000 UTC
This is giving me some Kenshi vibes
Brannon Alvarado
2020-02-12 15:38:45 +0000 UTC
All I got from this movie is that, latin or spanish women as smoking hot.
Moe's
2020-02-12 14:39:01 +0000 UTC
I was watching A Fistful of Dollars while also watching this commentary and it really was insane how much better, despite being much older, the cinematography and camera work on a Fistful of Dollars was. The only thing missing from Leones work is the titties and quadrities.
Kushner
2020-02-12 13:26:03 +0000 UTC
frogtown 3?
Sven K
2020-02-12 11:35:18 +0000 UTC
I mean, maybe tiddies just aren't sexualized in this universe. Maybe they're just regarded the same as male chests, just a bit bigger. It's not that odd, if you think about it. As far as we know tiddie fetishization is just this weird earthling thing. Also maybe these people have differently structured tiddie tissue that is more robust, wich would explain why their tiddies keep their shape and don't sag under the continuous influence of gravity without regularly beeing supported by bras.
Dominik Wagner
2020-02-12 11:29:07 +0000 UTC
also the surname Kirk derives from old Norwegian “Kirkja” meaning church.
noname
2020-02-12 10:21:30 +0000 UTC
TJ is bohemian filth
noname
2020-02-12 10:20:51 +0000 UTC
Audio link please
The Mollusk Rising
2020-02-12 09:23:03 +0000 UTC
Achtually, since it's rated R, it should be 17+ or your parent's permission.
Michael Sims
2020-02-12 05:45:31 +0000 UTC
Should I watch with my fleshlight?
JR
2020-02-12 05:16:04 +0000 UTC
This is definitely going in the wank bank...
nihilgeist
2020-02-12 04:05:01 +0000 UTC
The name should be "A Fistful of Tiddies"
lost and found
2020-02-12 02:30:40 +0000 UTC
Quad titties. Amazing movie and commentary.
justin Brown
2020-02-12 02:24:54 +0000 UTC
How can Hugh Jackman play Wolverine when his healing factor isn't even superhuman?
Josh Jerome
2020-02-12 02:24:40 +0000 UTC
great jew tube took it down
Mark Sweeney
2020-02-12 01:47:36 +0000 UTC
I can play games online without even a wink of lag, but god forbid I try to watch something on Vimeo in 120p.
Dep
2020-02-12 01:40:32 +0000 UTC
The slave master was unfortunately eating the lizard guy's hand near the end.... So i'm guessing he didn't make it..
Josh Barnard
2020-02-12 01:08:00 +0000 UTC
How was David Carradine a martial arts actor when he can't fight for shit?
Awesomehardcorebadass69
2020-02-12 01:06:03 +0000 UTC
That was amazing. What a glorious Arika Leone rip-off 10/10 100/100 best movie BEST MOVIE
YourEvilBoyfriend
2020-02-12 00:42:53 +0000 UTC
Love these! Please do more! This is why i am a sycophantic follower and 10 dollar doner!
NobodyNoel
2020-02-12 00:24:47 +0000 UTC
Pimpmunk did well as Bal Caz.
David
2020-02-12 00:21:07 +0000 UTC
Damn, you require a staggering amount of titty to be satiated.
Xenos Nassar
2020-02-12 00:05:26 +0000 UTC
My tummy is not full
Drone
2020-02-11 23:56:12 +0000 UTC
Need another helping Daddy
Kye Coolley
2020-02-11 23:51:01 +0000 UTC
Direct quote from the Wikipedia article on this cinematic masterpiece: "The film is noted chiefly for containing extensive nudity, violence and receding hairlines"
The Stargazer
2020-02-11 23:46:51 +0000 UTC
Bal Caz is the greatest cinematic character of all time
The Stargazer
2020-02-11 23:32:03 +0000 UTC
Their reaction when quadratits came out was amazing
jamie smith
2020-02-11 23:31:23 +0000 UTC
Dude this was a quality patron video. You know what was the best part? No plebs bitching and crying at me on YouTube for taunting them, lol. Here here, all hail the patronage! All hail the quatitty! Death to the plebs! Death to videodrome! Death to Antenna Research! Death to the demoness Allegra Gellar! Long live the new flesh! ... Wait what was I talking about
Xenos Nassar
2020-02-11 23:23:04 +0000 UTC
I wonder when the long waited Steelmanville Road marathon is gonna be..
Paul
Ignar Husky
2020-02-11 23:12:09 +0000 UTC
He's bi, not gay. That means you like both. I'm not sure if you heard about that, it's uncommon knowledge. Us bi's and pans have been trying to keep the secret for millenia.
Xenos Nassar
2020-02-11 22:53:47 +0000 UTC
The guys should watch Spartacus Blood and Sand. Titties. Vagina. Penis. Man/Female ass. Gore. Violence. Action. Bad acting . Good acting. Cringeworthy and marvelous dialogue. It's all there.
David
2020-02-11 22:49:33 +0000 UTC
Which browser are you using? It worked under Edge for me, but I got a privacy settings error under Brave.
Brent Slade
2020-02-11 22:39:45 +0000 UTC
It might be an issue with Brave. I tried to log in with Edge and it worked okay. Anyone know of any issues with Brave?
Brent Slade
2020-02-11 22:38:59 +0000 UTC
The last 2 commentaries have been 99% titty jokes
Kid Wizard
2020-02-11 22:34:21 +0000 UTC
"Sorry
Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."
Brent Slade
2020-02-11 22:27:32 +0000 UTC
Paul with the "titties this, titties that". I thought he came out a long time ago.
Mr. Kinkaid
2020-02-11 22:17:03 +0000 UTC
Bal Caz shall be me when I eventually get fat!!!! The death of Bal Caz shall go down as the greatest anime betrayal in history!!!
Darius Rose
2020-02-11 22:04:33 +0000 UTC
What I miss most about the 80's and 90's bad movies is that they knew that if they didn't show titties, people wouldn't watch, so every bad movie always shows some tits. It was a beautiful time, and I miss it.
Xenos Nassar
2020-02-11 21:57:13 +0000 UTC
I love these movie reviews but you actually have to watch, it's the one thing you guys make that I can't listen to at work.
Dave grissom
2020-02-11 21:35:57 +0000 UTC
Lord Scoopy
Kid Wizard
2020-02-11 21:22:58 +0000 UTC
I only watch for scotty at this point.
Ed-boy
2020-02-11 21:15:20 +0000 UTC
OMG TANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME
Vooran
2020-02-11 21:00:40 +0000 UTC
Says it can't be played :(
Shayne Mathew Jendrey
2020-02-11 20:48:31 +0000 UTC
NUDITY!
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2020-02-11 20:48:25 +0000 UTC