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I don't wanna sound like one of those "I'm so wholesome" assholes, but Sanders or Yang are the only ones i respect enough to be able to fuck. And I'm straight, so that just shows how Amy Klobuchunt and Warren the snake are.

Capyboi7

Tulsi for sure

Blue Man HD

Warren kinda looks like my High school english teacher...fuck... but then again i gotta thing for asians...so Yangs Wang can gang bang me. He's rich so he'll probably leave a big tipp for me.

Jan S.

I chose the 'All American GangBang' option. Everyone gets a ticket 2 ride except Biden.

Brandon Lee

Ok Look....is Klobabitch attractive? ....eh not really but she’s not unfuckable. Light me a few joints, give me a few beers and let me suck on her tits for a minute and I could get into it.

Vermin_Antichrist

joe biden gang rise up

s10w10rr1s

I like Bernie more but I would rather fuck Yang.

OiOiOile

whoever voted Biden is getting a call from his office right now to set up a date, does tuesday between 11 and 14 sound good to you?

Duckling Duckins

I would rape her corpse, and i think that necrophilia is really, really gay Great, now i'm hungry

lost and found

I'd fuck Klobuchar right now if the opportunity presented itself.

Jason Howard

I would eat Tulsi's entire asshole and I think eating ass is disgusting.

Xenos Nassar

Creepy Uncle Joe fucks, just not consensually.

Beau Hatch

Prepost show

Zane Roberts

I can fuck with Tom Steyer, but only with the lights off.

Yuritarded2

That is as heterosexual as you can get

Drone

Only problem with this is 90% of the candidates are all bullshit, so there’s that. Frankly I was shocked at Steyer’s performance and the fact that this debate stage actually involved some discussion between candidates. Maybe if it’s ABC the whole coverage would be fine but for CNN a highlights could be appropriate. Whatever these fuckers choose I’m game for.

Canadian Attack Moose

I voted Klobachunt cause I'm straight and you never specified that I couldn't gag her.

Lord of the Pimp Rings

no homo but i want some ScottyxPaul fanfiction rignt now

Alessander

I’d fuck TJ before any of the people above, and I’m straight

Dick McPenis

My vote- none of the above

Dick McPenis

The amount of votes on this phone poll vs the most recent DP poll is super telling

Dave grissom

He dropped out )

Sergey S

Klobuchar but a stapler and comb must be involved.

Anthonymalecki

I'd go for Klobuchar. I'd regret it the next morning over coffee, but I'd do it.

Oliver Edward Morgan

i concur

David Bayliss

Write in: Tulsi

LikeSenpai

Absolutely fucking based

Dakota Taylor

https://vimeo.com/390072640/cd57f21ef9

Beezhto Lazawoski

Tulsi Gabbard is the most fuckable hot MILF

nihilgeist

Great job guys, that's the best debate coverage of this season. I didn't know y'all were covering it, so I watch the whole debate on its own, and then I watched the whole thing again with y'alls commentary. Absolutely no regrets! I have a suggestion, don't know if it's a good one, but maybe worth a shot. I was thinking that maybe you could try just getting a compilation of the best moments in a debate and react to that instead of slogging through the full my numbing debate. Either that or reacting to a supercut of just one candidates moments in a debate so you can hyper focus on whether or not that candidate is bullshit

Rob Waters

Tulsi please

simon

when can we expect to be able to watch? I assume you are having issues getting/keepingg it up without being removed?

Beezhto Lazawoski

Klobuchunt is like a bitchy teacher so you could use that in role play

Sven K

Wait, where's that sexy Homer Simpson looking Delaney.

Mr. Big Stuff

I saw a photo of Bernie standing in some tight pants. Bernie be packin.

Heather Squidz

Will your debate video be published soon?

The True Nihilist

Bunch of fags. Bernie is 😘

travis

this pole should be shown as evidence as to why he won the iowa caucas

Lambination

If Tulsi were on the list it'd be no contest, Klobuchar is definite gilf tho

Hassan Sabree

Yang. Asian persuasion~ :3

Charles Houston

I really wish Tulsi were an option.

Im strait but the rest are so bad id bit the bullet

thomas behrens

Since I'm straight I guess its gotta be Warren even though shes old as fuck

Brendan Pedersen

Tulsi is the most fuckable but out the ones you have it has to be Yang. If we're going solely on sexual appeal those two I would love to bed.

N

Anal is the best

im bob tbh

Tulsi

My type falls on opposite ends of all spectrums. Really thick or really muscular and really pale or really dark. I'm not saying that I like deep tans. I actually find a dark tan to be pretty gross.

Nicholas Untereiner

The fact that you people chose Klobuchar over Warren is all I need to know

shelbees

It's obviously Tulsi, what a fix.

Rob Head

I would pick Klobuchar but only if she wore a muzzle AND a bag over her head so I couldn’t tell it was her.

Tito Manfredo

TJ leaving out Tulsi just like CNN and MSNBC. Don't let Galen know you left her off, he might write a long thread about it.

Chris Pineda

tulsi

Damianos Buttner

#GILFS2020

Nodnarb

Pulling her short hair while taking her doggystyle, her making lustful submissive noises totally enjoying her punishment....maaan I didn't expect to ever get a boner from thinking about amy.

Moe's

Kirsten Gillibrand is actually pretty gorgeous for a 52yo.

Matt Matt

Finally something Klobuchar could win.

Javier J Jaramillo

Amy Klobuchar! I hate her guts so it would be more like a ”hate-fuck”. Sorry Bernie, but can’t let you feel the burn in your ass, you might get a stroke!

Erik Olsson

Ballgag and Paddle would fit nicely

Wilbur Whateley

I think Yang could pull off being a femboy.

DJ

i know he looks like a rat, but mayo pete looks pretty tight to me

Rob White

is the Hawaiian bitch not running for president anymore because she is the only one i’ll smash but between the choices i picked Yang because he actually looks lively unlike the two ladies, he is not super old, and he doesn’t have a rat face.

george

andrew yang always be lookin real cute 😳

nasty taxi

Where’s Delaney!!!!! Keeping the silent majority down as always!!!!

Darius Rose

What was the poll question?

Phat Dildokhunty

why did so many people vote amy klobuchar

nasty taxi

I’m sorry Andrew 🤢🍆

Where's Tulsi's name? ha ha. Knew she'd run away with it, huh?

Bryan Mantle

the fuck?? where's tulsi?? she's the only fuckable one besides soccer mom jellobrand who dropped out a million years ago

TheMightyHaza

She'll licky licky then make a shitty midwestern casserole after.

Jay Singh

so much content i can hardly eat another bite , TY DFF

Azazel

face fuck amy . one way to shut her the hell up

Jordan

Bernie is going to need universal healthcare after I'm done savaging his star of david

Josh Jerome

I'd hate fuck Warren. Definitely sticking it in her butt.

Christopher Borra

Pipe it down the Klobochute

Durt Cobain

Where's coconut milk mommy?

Gusphase b

Same

BettaPonic

The others needed a chance!

TeaWrecks

Trying to watch the debate coverage, not live anymore so will it be posted later in full? It only shows an image right now of the thumbnail

Fred Funkledunk

Bernie is my favourite pick for president, but he is ugly as fuck. I voted Yang, if Tulsi was there I'd pick her. Why isn't she on the list.

Marcos

Andrew Yang is definitely 'Fuck' on Corpse Midget's "Fuck/Marry/Kill" list.

Lucian Hodoboc

i'm a straight dude; I think I'm leaning more amy over liz. Though bloomberg and steyer are rich and passable enough that i'd still put out for them for the right price

cyrus

If that Jacob Wohl story weren’t bullshit, I’d have said Warren, if she’s into that kinky shit. Probably not, tho

Brandon Keller

She dropped out, but Marianne Williamson.

Id probably fuck Michael Bloomberg but he'd have to pay for it just like this election

Richard Armstrong

Rigged

Joey

Gross

Johnny Kamikaze

I thought it was a trick question cause buttigieg has butti in the name lol

Freak Off

Honestly who could say no to Grandpa Joe and his blonde leg hair? With any luck he’ll bring the chains too.

armoredandroid

Unironically: probably Yang. But I'm a Bernie cultist so BERNIE.

Japester

74 for Pete or as the DNC would call it victory 😂

BettaPonic

I’m gay and Buttigieg looks like a rat

Colin Thome

Trump should be on here tbh

im bob tbh

Guess not to many gays watch this show! I’m surprised bootyjudge isn’t higher on the poll

BruceyDaPug

Woah where the hell is Delaney

Justin Davis

Damn wanting to fuck Warren be gay.

Nick

Buttigieg. I think he's a cute gay boy.

Abby Danger

Nobody "wants" to fuck Klobuchar, she's just the only viable vagina up there

Skeptical Jesus

No one wants the GILF

Goontrooperx

i wanna feel bernie's wrinkly saggy balls slap against my ass

Slizenberg

Amy klobuchar has a pretty fat ass though her accent is god awful

Cameron Gaye

Oh wow Tom is Polling the same here as he is on the campaign trail

Jake Blankenship

Where’s the “none” option? Tulsi was easily the hottest

Festering Anthropophage

I'll grab Klobuchunt by the pussy and not even wait.

BongHitz4Jesus

Now this is a democracy I can get behind.

Pengmaeda

No tulsi no nut

Scott

I'mma make you feel gud Bernie

Literally Satan

Yang, I feel like he's a serious kink dad underneath that bizzman charm. Bernie, cause he'd just be a soft and tender fellow. Pete, cause he's probably a switch and seems like he's also a serious kink daddy

Ignar Husky

But I'd rather be pegged by Tulsi

William Pounds

I always knew you had a thing for Asians.

Literally Satan

Where's John Dulaney

One Moment

Only if BootyJudge bottoms!

William Pounds

Paul isn't considering the fans here are mostly straight males. So if we were all being serious, Amy would get 75-80% easy

Neil Fowlie

Pete and Yang

Gilly

Bernie is spiritually thicc. He gonna judge all them booties

Darren Mikus

Warren looks like she takes yoga and would actually have a tight butt. Also her elitist face would look great face down on a pillow. If I were Bi though Yang is the most bangable.

Baba-Mail

Gang bang for Yang

Sage Patrus

The only time I’ll ever vote for Amy Klobuchar

Jake Blankenship

klobuchar...easy. i just heard paul say shes the least fuckable...shows how off and personal his view is. shes the most fuckable by default. theyre all disgusting. warren no sex appeal. every man on the stage is disgusting, pete is def the least fuckable. and thats wild cuz hes the most youthful.

ian

Troll Paul. Vote amy

Blaine Hoover

They don't call him the Yang Bang for nothing.

Matthew Dooley

being straight i have little choice...........amy with my nose plugged and eyes shut

Neil Fowlie

Clearly Yang is most bangable, don't vote Bernie just because you like him

Skeptical Jesus

Paul convinced me of Joe

Zachary

Same

Barrel Titor

Uhhhh Tulsi Gabbard...

Michael Ritz

Uhm none of them, i’d rather self serve.

John

not me :)

Gilly

I'd do Elizabeth Warren, I wouldn't be proud of it but I'd do it...

Dean Toledano

he probably has a really nice ass

Gilly

Yang can have my wang

Rocky Alvillar

The klobuchute

Durt Cobain

Joe biden, because hes the most electable

Alexander Andrews

I think I’d rather kill my self

Greg

I wish Gabbard was on the stage for this poll

Repulse

If she was there everyone would be picking Tulsi.

Daniel C. Davis

Pete for that Twink Bubble Butt

Hulkster x

Poooooop 💩

Poop Poop

Pete is pretty sexy tbh. Especially compared to any of the others. Yang would probably be my 2nd choice

Gilly

Bernie's good at getting fucked.

Halcyon

Tulsi*

damien glenn

Amy has a thick ass

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