DFF vs. Rhinestone
Added 2020-01-15 21:45:16 +0000 UTCThis one is on the Jack and Jill level of awful. Beware.
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Any chance this will be available to watch again ?
Zachary Recer
2024-12-02 14:54:47 +0000 UTCOur Vimeo account was suspended.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2022-02-07 17:39:46 +0000 UTCis it just me or did all the vimeo hosted commentaries get deleted? this is great content, would suck if it's gone
Alfons McDope
2022-02-07 15:39:11 +0000 UTCYou have to do Best Little Whorehouse in Texas starring Dolly's tits! She's even got a lingerie scene in there.
Cereal And Grape Juice
2020-08-27 01:43:42 +0000 UTCHe sounds like Voltaire with a mouth full of bees.
OldCrow
2020-08-24 02:21:22 +0000 UTCany way you guys can reupload this?
Mark Sweeney
2020-07-17 16:46:14 +0000 UTCTheir titty commentary actually make this movie funny.
Jason
2020-05-29 15:27:29 +0000 UTCThis isn't as bad as Jack and Jill, silly person who wrote the description
Ebee
2020-05-25 21:13:49 +0000 UTC"dolly looks out of place in Tennessee."- dumbass paul
Omar
2020-03-18 18:26:25 +0000 UTCdolly parton is an amazing singer. you guys are fucking retarded.
Omar
2020-03-15 02:18:44 +0000 UTCHonestly I didn't think it was that bad
PhoenixBB
2020-02-14 06:31:00 +0000 UTCGreat film
Chessisboring
2020-02-07 07:10:31 +0000 UTCSound board sucks
Crowned Pleb
2020-02-02 00:30:23 +0000 UTCIf he said he was going to pay all the expenses to get her half done, then why the entire scene devoted to him refusing to pay the expenses associated with making him sing?
Rinpoo
2020-01-27 09:20:15 +0000 UTCDollys tits and camel toe are goddess like.
Bo Prince
2020-01-27 03:10:16 +0000 UTCJesus guys I hadn't seen this for a week cause I kept checking the CVC tab.
Neebsz
2020-01-26 03:58:29 +0000 UTCIf you want to venture again in the realm of Shlock Sword and Sorcery, 'The Lost Empire' would be a good choice.
Martin Duplessis
2020-01-25 21:47:51 +0000 UTCtoo much water
Shrunken Presence
2020-01-19 11:29:17 +0000 UTC"He is clearly an aggressive homosexual." <3
Tectonica
2020-01-19 04:51:34 +0000 UTCThank you!
Christian Mosorjak
2020-01-18 23:31:04 +0000 UTCopen patreon up on firefox and it will work
Damon Cain Hyatt
2020-01-18 20:48:16 +0000 UTCCan you post the vimeo link? Patreon won't allow this to be played.
Christian Mosorjak
2020-01-18 20:04:40 +0000 UTCWhen you try to click the video but patreon fucking sucks and the video won't play. I want my god damn rhinestone cowboys!!!! Consider this a fucking lawsuit patreon
Landon Taylor
2020-01-18 02:19:33 +0000 UTCThe only good part of this movie was them big ‘ol smokers Dolly had stashed away in her blouse
Lloyd Llewellyn
2020-01-17 22:26:55 +0000 UTCI’m a lot like the Rhinestone Cowboy, but in my local town I’m known for my tremendous work ethic. What do they call me?
Jean the Baptiste
2020-01-17 18:51:57 +0000 UTCThese movie reviews are higlight of my month. Great content. Thank you.
Ghanori85
2020-01-17 11:57:07 +0000 UTCi would kill to see them do that one
Sven K
2020-01-17 11:26:29 +0000 UTCthis is an alternative universe taxi driver
Sven K
2020-01-17 11:26:01 +0000 UTCnah
c0lt
2020-01-17 11:03:57 +0000 UTCfor a great take on Dolly Parton watch Drunk History on Youtube about her. She is a real angel.
Jason the Historian
2020-01-17 09:33:04 +0000 UTCDolly Partons titties/10
AlterEgoIII
2020-01-17 09:22:12 +0000 UTCI heavily recommend watching “The Fanatic” (2019) starring John Travolta, directed by Fred Durst for the next movie episode. It made less than $4000 in its first week.
Fred Funkledunk
2020-01-17 07:29:10 +0000 UTCThe guy in the white suit, Ron Leibman, at the start died a couple of weeks ago.
steven decke
2020-01-17 05:29:47 +0000 UTCMe b4 watching: Ehh how bad could it be Jack & was dog shit but i blame sandler for that . Hopefully the sounds of your torment will make it bearable.
Azazel
2020-01-17 05:16:58 +0000 UTCGoddammit I hate country music, that fact alone would make this an irritating movie even if it were good. Its not good
Matt Schilling
2020-01-17 05:15:44 +0000 UTCcould yall please watch vampires kiss or some other crazy nic cage movie?
mango raccoon
2020-01-17 02:40:31 +0000 UTCYou guys should do "The Wandering Earth". It's pretty terrible, despite what the "critics" might say (I presume they were bought)
Dave
2020-01-17 00:40:17 +0000 UTCWatching this reminds me of another great movie. Bauls personal biopic "riding the bus with my sister'".
Anthony Sharp
2020-01-17 00:22:06 +0000 UTCSo this tells me that Stallone wanted to become the white Eddie Murphy. I feel like Stallone was SUPPOSED TO (i.e. was told to) learn a little bit of guitar and singing as preparation for this role. But he just said "fuck that" and decided he'd just improvise anyway. When he first sang down in the south, I dunno what I expected. Pretty sure I made a face I have never made before. Holy fucking shit I'm laughing my ass off at how incompetently made this movie is.
Dragoon
2020-01-16 23:11:45 +0000 UTCDFF vs. Dolly's tig o' bitties
Shannon
2020-01-16 23:04:39 +0000 UTCI kind of liked the 'duck man's opening song - we should get more country music about mutilation.
Jack of Tears
2020-01-16 22:37:33 +0000 UTCDamnit now I can't get that song at the beginning out of my head! Great commentary though
Sage Patrus
2020-01-16 21:52:53 +0000 UTCWe need a titty comment counter on the screen. It was the only thing keeping everyone sane
ChillBroBaggins
2020-01-16 19:26:22 +0000 UTCIt was bad, don’t get me wrong, but Jack and Jill is in its own category.
AlabamaSasquatch
2020-01-16 18:20:58 +0000 UTCGreatest movie ever! Drinkenstein is the greatest song ever!
GodsButtMonkey
2020-01-16 14:35:42 +0000 UTCIs it possible to have audio links on vimeo?
The Mollusk Rising
2020-01-16 09:25:50 +0000 UTCThat movie isn't bad, it's Dinklage-tastic.
Josh Jerome
2020-01-16 06:51:55 +0000 UTCYes you guys should definitely watch Knights of Badassdom
Zayo Dadong
2020-01-16 06:03:03 +0000 UTCYay new movie commentary🤓
AlterEgoIII
2020-01-16 06:00:38 +0000 UTCKnights of Badassdom next. Cast = Peter Dinklage, Steve Zahn, Ryan Kwanten and Summer Glau
David
2020-01-16 05:27:42 +0000 UTCMy favorite part of the movie is where TJ started chewing on the DVD case out of frustration at the start of the last song. Stallone has downs. This whole movie was just selling Stallone and Dolly Parton... it's like it didn't matter what it would be about (like a confused flaming horse turd) they simply sell to multiple demographics off of just those 2. Plenty of morons will go see it regardless. Don't ever spend the money we give you on something like this ever again.
Jonathan
2020-01-16 04:52:17 +0000 UTCI mean, Steyer's lie is kind of understandable. His candidacy is tenuous at best. If he went and chose a side in that shit he'd be done. As they say, you piss off 50% of people no matter what you do.
Josh Jerome
2020-01-16 03:45:05 +0000 UTCStop avoiding Steelmanville Road, cowards!
Brian Palmer
2020-01-16 03:23:39 +0000 UTCHoly shit! I just paused because I got an alert on Twitter...Turns out Warren and Bernie's mike was on during the handshake debacle and...wow is Warren a BITCH. Also Steyer lied about not hearing them. So there were 2 liars by Bernie that night.
Heather Squidz
2020-01-16 03:07:11 +0000 UTCAnyone else having trouble adding it to watch later on Vimeo? Literally downloaded it to watch from the app but it won’t show up🍑
Justin Carter
2020-01-16 02:21:04 +0000 UTCI’m pretty sure a lot of us do, especially our beloved hosts(and TJ).
Jason Clark
2020-01-16 01:39:00 +0000 UTC"Fairy Hick Queen" made me chuckle slightly, but that's mainly because I pictured Cinderella's prayers being answered by a shoeless slack-jawed bumpkin
Josh Jerome
2020-01-16 01:37:19 +0000 UTCAnyone else getting crazy lag on vimeo?
Isaiah Miller
2020-01-16 01:31:17 +0000 UTCI'm making a hydrogen peroxide ibuprofen smoothie
Liam
2020-01-16 01:30:24 +0000 UTC"You know, tits are great, but what they really need is half a container of fucking glitter" said no human ever
Josh Jerome
2020-01-16 01:19:38 +0000 UTCYou had me at "Jack and Jill level"
Heather Squidz
2020-01-16 01:18:32 +0000 UTCWell it's this or severing my own cock with a meat tenderizer and I really don't feel like mopping the kitchen floor.
Josh Jerome
2020-01-16 01:08:56 +0000 UTCDo "Where The Dead Go To Die" next. It's like a fucked up horror version of Misty Green Sky. Like really fucked up...
Magatama
2020-01-15 23:42:33 +0000 UTCLiterally just became a patron like 2 hours ago. Thanks for a meal already 👍
Dude Guyman
2020-01-15 22:59:12 +0000 UTCFilm or torture?
CodeWiskeySky
2020-01-15 22:28:14 +0000 UTCPossibly in the master link catalog?
The Corpse God
2020-01-15 22:08:29 +0000 UTCWhen are you guys finally gonna take the trip down Steelmanville Road?
The Stargazer
2020-01-15 22:05:53 +0000 UTCGood thing I get baked to watch these.
Tyler
2020-01-15 21:53:51 +0000 UTCThanks for the new episode :D Do we have links for other movie watching episodes, I'm new so I don't know...
Bilge
2020-01-15 21:49:55 +0000 UTC
