So today I met with my friend Eva who's doing my book cover, and my god, it was so much fun. We got Wendy's, caught her up on RWBY, it was a blast.
We also got character sketches for the characters on the cover done. She's gonna toy with them now and see what she thinks will look good on the cover...
2018-03-04 04:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post
An early review for Tales of Berseria. Huge thank you to PSYLOD_3 - one of my wonderful Patrons and a good friend and fellow YouTuber - for providing me with some footage.
2018-03-01 22:22:16 +0000 UTC View PostSo the notes are pretty meh this week only cuz the episode was so damn boring. I had to watch it three or four times over just to get the script done with jokes that didn't suck. Fuck my life.
Y'all get to see your Unicorn God.
I want to burn down the world.
2018-02-26 18:05:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'all get the Yuri on Ice review early.
2018-02-21 21:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A little preview for my Yuri on Ice review this Friday.
2018-02-21 19:33:05 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 1:
Okay, so I'm still binging Yuri on Ice, but I intend to finish the show tonight so I can finish the script tonight and post my review notes on Patreon either tonight or tomorrow. So consider this a little glimpse of my notes.
I'm gonna try to get the review done tomorrow so I can post it ...
2018-02-20 20:31:40 +0000 UTC View PostSo tomorrow debuts my Sass Wenesday series, and we begin with the series A Haunting. This is a special episode - about an hour and a half, whereas regular episodes are the standard 45-ish minutes - about an actual haunting story.
FOREWARD:
It used to feel like a fairy tale
Now it’s been consumed by fandom
All the simple joys have long been lost to depths of Tumblr
We’ve been scarred for life, seen people been incinderated
Yet we’re battling over which characters have slept together
And the fandom’s go...
2018-02-20 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostBack to the fairy tale, back to the show
Back to the FNDM ranting like hoes
There’s no escape from the madness this time
Lowkey y’all make me wanna die
We are the ones with the best names for ships
Then go to war cuz we can’t get a grip
We are the one...
2018-02-19 10:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe red’s like roses
Maybe it’s the pool of blood
From all the tears you’ve shed over people who aren’t even real
(Your dreams are dead)
As dead as all your hopes
That you’ll ever crawl out of this fandom it’s too late now hoe
Lives will be shattered
... 2018-02-18 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello all. Your Unicorn God is speaking.
So I've been waiting for something special to come in the mail for my face reveal, as I want my Patrons to be able to see my real hooman body before the rest of the Asshole Parade does.
As such, I'm gonna give it another week. If it doesn't show up by...
2018-02-17 20:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s a point where it tips
There’s a point where a breaks
There’s a point where it bends
And a point we just can’t take anymore
There’s a line that we’ve crossed, now there’s no return
There’s a time and a place, when fandoms need to burn
In hell 2018-02-17 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay so... not sure how to phrase this. Today was an incredibly difficult day, for myself and the people I love. I don't wanna go into too much detail, but from the bottom of my heart, I wanna thank you guys for deciding to become my Patrons. It's still insane to me that so many people enjoy my cont...
2018-02-16 20:43:23 +0000 UTC View PostSo I've been talking quite a lot about how I love to rewrite shows, and my plans to make animatics for those rewrites one day before staring off dramatically at the horizon.
So imma try to explain it a bit more here. The first season for RWBY would be the Beacon / Vale arc, roughly covering the fi...
2018-02-16 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 1: After All These Years
Chapter 1: A Breath of Fresh Air
Chapter 1: Welcome to Haven
To my lovely Patrons, you get to see the Volume 5 Review way before anybody else sees it this Friday. Enjoy!
I'm exhausted, by the way.
2018-02-14 00:25:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 1: Rebel Spirit
Chapter 1: Welcome to Republic City
They see you as small and helpless
They see you as just a child
Surprise when they see all of the carnage that is yet to come
Prepare for the spilling of blood
Prepare for a total mindfuck
The dream that you’ve always dreamed is suddenly a terror nightmare
<... 2018-02-12 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
For my lovely Patrons, y'all get to see my Flip the Script for RWBY Volume 5 before everyone sees it this Saturday.
2018-02-12 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy hello there.
My name's Thomas, though most of you likely know me by my username Unicorn of War. I'm a writer, reviewer, and nerd extraordinaire, and with your help, I'll be able to make even more content to guarantee you'll be laughing your ass off and possibly be crying over the meaningless o...
2018-02-12 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post