Welcome to the Asshole Parade!
Added 2018-02-12 17:00:01 +0000 UTCWhy hello there.
My name's Thomas, though most of you likely know me by my username Unicorn of War. I'm a writer, reviewer, and nerd extraordinaire, and with your help, I'll be able to make even more content to guarantee you'll be laughing your ass off and possibly be crying over the meaningless of your existence (Don't worry, I'll join you in that.).
Check out the tiers, and if you can, feel free to lend a hand. If you genuinely can't become a Patron, please know I still appreciate you and am thankful for your support in general.
Anyway, das it. Let the shit show begin!
