Sass Wednesday Ep. 2 Notes | Hell House
Added 2018-02-27 17:00:02 +0000 UTCSo the notes are pretty meh this week only cuz the episode was so damn boring. I had to watch it three or four times over just to get the script done with jokes that didn't suck. Fuck my life.
- Now we’re into the actual show… let’s do this.
- Wow Connecticut is just filled with terrifying shit, ain’t it? Then again, that’s the whole east coast given all the bloodshed this place has seen.
- Anyone else have “Suddenly Seymour” playing in their head? Cuz we’re in the town of Seymour? Fuck my life, I haven’t even seen Little Shop of Horrors.
- Okay Shawn and Bonnie: Shawn is a heating and AC repair man; Bonnie is a registered nurse. Not that important now, but taking notes for the episode recap.
- Two teenage daughters, one son.
- I think we’ve learned from the last episode that if a place seems too good to be true, it’s prob filled with horrifying demons and shit.
- “Real estate agent Linda opens the door.” CUT TO A WIDE SHOT OF THE FOYER FROM THE STAIRS, SHOWING AN INCREDIBLY WHITE PROPERTY. Ba dum tish.
- Cupboard door opens. “Excuse me, you wouldn’t have happened to have receive some letters from Hogwarts about a ‘Boy Who Lived,’ would you?”
- OH MY GOD THE WHISPERS THE BOY HEARS ARE VOLDEMORT SPEAKING PARSELTONGUE. IT’S THE HOUSE OF HARRY POTTER GHOSTS.
- Yes because a blanket and a flashlight are gonna protect you.
- How can you say no to bacon? That is the real sin here.
- “Somebody’s watching your every move.” You mean the NSA?
- OH MY GOD HOW LONG WAS THAT KID STARING AT HIS SISTER? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Fuckin’ fakeout jumpscares.
- The family actually believed the ghostly occurrences pretty early on. Usually this takes a while longer.
