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Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)
Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

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The Triumph Parody Lyrics

Back to the fairy tale, back to the show

Back to the FNDM ranting like hoes

There’s no escape from the madness this time

Lowkey y’all make me wanna die


We are the ones with the best names for ships

Then go to war cuz we can’t get a grip

We are the ones with crazy theories

You’d think that we’d find a way to save bees


Bust out your scrolls

Send in the trolls

Bring on the worst ships you’ve got

I won’t die


You killed our favorite characters

So soon you’ll need a catheter

We’ll fuck you up

As only fandoms can


Can’t go back to the simpler days

The days where no one died

And there are things we can’t unsee

FUCK YOU VOLUME 3

We’ll bitch and moan

We’ll shout and groan

We’re never satisfied

We aren’t the worst, yet not the best

We’re a fuckin’ mess


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