Everything to Guppy 990: Monster Blitz Pt. 41 ft. Gwen Static
We do one monster, and by "we" I mean Will and SPECIAL GUEST SUBSTITUTE GWEN STATIC!!!!
2024-12-17 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We do one monster, and by "we" I mean Will and SPECIAL GUEST SUBSTITUTE GWEN STATIC!!!!
2024-12-17 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Bubble Bobble is elemental! How could you screw it up? Well, they found a way. Bubble Bobble Revolution isn’t just bad because it’s nonfunctional… even if you could get past level 30, it would still be an ugly game that feels bad in your hands. But there isn’t much to say beyond that, so ...
2024-12-16 15:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode we recommend some BG3 Youtubers in The Role of Computers.
2024-12-15 16:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
You’d never guess it, but there’s still more Shadow Keep left to explore. Approaching from the Bonny Village side gets you into the flooded Church District, an area that calls New Londo to mind. But what lies beneath the water is stranger and more mysterious than the Darkwraiths.
2024-12-15 16:29:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Dennis, and Moxie talk about the games we played for Duckstream, Withering Rooms, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl, and much more!
The Grind:
What's the worst musician that could hijack your brain? Honestly, you could probably do a lot worse than Johnny Silverhand.
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2024-12-12 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Before we covered this Maniac Mansion episode and Sonic Christmas Blast special, we expected them to have some jokes. Guess it's up to us to provide some.
2024-12-11 15:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostHowdily hoodily, neighborinos! The purpose of this post is to call for your questions and prompts for WOFF! Dispatch. Please respond by Tuesday, December 17 by leaving a comment on this post.
We're looking for two kinds of things:
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2024-12-11 05:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Two monsters, despite recording right after Duckstream! Heroes, heroes, heroes.
2024-12-10 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
With a name like The Brainies, you know Gary brought this game to the show. He’s been on a tireless search for new Zoombinis, new Babos, new Creatures… any annoying little guy to dunk on. The problem is, the Brainies don’t got the sauce. And they might be kinda racist?
2024-12-09 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we head on down to Bonny Village, which doesn’t seem so bonny to us. Instead, it was the beating heart of the hornsent’s jar-making operation. This is where the shamans, Marika’s people, were butchered and put into jars in order to make them into “saints”. Eventually they wish...
2024-12-08 15:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Breaking Bad goes intercontinental, and our hero is definitely a gross villain now, just in time for Lydia to join the party.
We would like to thank Gwen Static for composing our theme song, and 2024-12-07 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

I said I'd only post about this one more time, and here it is. Duckstream 2024 is starting tonight. Watch it live on the 2024-12-07 00:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode we take a walk in the park and see some fireworks.
Other Segments:
Alternate Realities: Early Access
Legends and Lore: Society of Brilliance
Fiend Folio: Sahugagin
Find Familiar: Sparky
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl, Fear the Spotlight, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, and much more!
The Grind:
Do you have what it takes to survive the streets of Night City? After all was said and done, what kind of game did Cyberpunk 2077 end up being? We loved the Witcher 3 and have been eyeing this one for a while. Come for the aesthetics, stay for the graphics, be astounded by some strange design cho...
2024-12-05 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If you weren’t there, you might not understand that there was a small movement to market the Nintendo DS as a kind of PDA, with utility software being sold as games. This also included self improvement games like Brain Age. Hot on this trend, Ubisoft went all in with a line of “My Coach” ga...
2024-12-04 23:57:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks!
With Duckstream coming up this weekend, and me being hopelessly underwater, I'm sort of crunched for the next episode of Real Lich Hours. However, I don't want to do a skip week, so we're running a special.
First, I'm going to highlight a bunch of BG3 youtubers I think ...
We recorded this on Cyber Monday, hence the opening bit. Two monsters!
2024-12-03 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Poker Night 2 is a perfectly fine concept for a game, featuring beloved characters playing Texas Hold ‘Em after dark. Brock Sampson, Ash Williams, and Sam from Sam & Max are all delightful in their own right and you wouldn’t be blamed for wanting to hear their quips.
And then along ...
2024-12-02 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we are joined by Sophie Pilbeam of the Sinclair Lore YouTube Channel. We talk about the world and narrative design of Shadow of the Erdtree, and how well it meshes with the base game. Afterwards, we read your responses about the Cerulean Coast and Shadow Keep areas of the game.
2024-12-02 01:14:28 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode we meet the Murder Tribunal.
Other Segments:
Legends and Lore: Serevok
Dieties and Demigods: Bhaal
Fiend Folio: Hollyphants
In every RPG, you have some shitty friends. What are the best of this shitty friends? If you could only take two to five shitty friends to a desert island to companion you, who would you choose?
Really? Quina from FF9? Okay...
Saw II: Seen, is a sequel that tries to be bigger, better, and more deadly than its predecessor. It succeeds in two of those. More traps, more victims, surprisingly the same amount of backstory.
2024-11-27 15:14:41 +0000 UTC View Post
2 angry Monsters, 16 characters, and you
2024-11-26 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello folks! This is a reminder that this year's Duckstream event will be taking place from Friday, December 6 through Sunday,...
We’ve gotten mad at a lot of things on this show. Some of them just, some of them goofy. This might be the maddest we’ve gotten recently, trying to figure out what the Pink Panther’s whole deal is. Why has he been an enduring character? What does he even do? There’s zero information onlin...
2024-11-25 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wisdom Tree is an interesting company that makes very bad games about the Bible, but you kinda have to give them credit for reverse engineering Nintendo hardware. This GameBoy game, The 20 Lost Levels of Joshua, is attached to a GameBoy version of the NIV Bible, and it’s hard to tell which side...
2024-11-25 05:08:56 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, we sunder Sorcerous Sundries.
Other Segments:
Legends and Lore: Silverhand
Up on a Soapbox: BG3 fan theories
Complete Wizards' Handbook: Legendary spells
Find Familiar: Three more kitties!
This week’s episode concludes the Specimen Storehouse, and concerns itself mostly with the fight against Messmer and an exploration of what his whole deal was. What led to his genocide of the Hornsent, and how exactly did Marika screw him over?
2024-11-24 17:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post