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Episode 36 LIVESTREAM SAT 11AM PST

We're recording a day early folks, so everyone at The Dick Show can spend their Sunday not watching the Super Bowl in protest because of Lady Gaga's anti-Trump shit. Just kidding...

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Episode 35 - Dick on Peach

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Crying in front of other men, a strip club ghost town, The Delete-o Bantido rides again, Peach Saliva and her extremely inappropriate fan fiction, a DickHead divides Shia LaBe...

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Episode 35 LIVESTREAM Sun 11AM PST

Peach is in the house, a DickHead account of whom was divided, and I think it's about time to figure out what I did to Larry. Dick Show. All night. Eight days a week. See you there.

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Episode 34 - Dick on Credit Card Chips

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Mayhem in the suburbs, training manuals I am in, a DickHead goes to Washington, email threats, Liarexia, I bring in a stats, those stupid chips on new credit cards, L...

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Ep 34 LIVESTREAM Sun 11:15AM PT

Justin Rupple stops by, I call Larry, and the Dustin vs. Joel rage match you've been waiting for! I think we're sitting on another 2 hour+ Dick Show bonanza. See you then. 

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Episode 33 - Dick on Shaved Ice

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Burn school, the kiss of death, the time I ruined my dad’s new car, threesomes with Alexa, Golden Shower arguments, I know I am but what am I, an erotic story two for one, the dea...

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LIVESTREAM SUN 11AM PST!

Null from Kiwifarms calling in, Izzy is back, some sick, sick beats, and much, much more. Next Dick Show!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxzFk-Bfyg

Chances of Dick Ridin tomorrow approaching 100%. What topi...

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Episode 32 - Dick on Accidental Pornography

A sexy lady dancing around in panties doing sexy stuff, or maybe making a sandwich. Not just any sandwich, like a French Dip sandwich or the Shooter Sandwich! Oh yea. That's hot. Two steaks in that thing. A pack of prosciutto.

Just kidding. No porn in this one.

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LIVESTREAM Episode 32 Sun 11AM PST

Did I post the Patreon porno? What does Larry think Maddox said I did to him? And Waut3rboi drops an album. Sunday 11AM PST

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Episode 31 - Dick on Dreams

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I get kicked out of a bar with Rocket Man, Sean watches golf, we plan a World War II re-enactment, Oktoberfest, Asterios makes a staggering bet regarding his ex-wife, Peach Sa...

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Bonus Episode 7 - Dick on Closing the Deal

Asterios on the prowl, racing the cell phone, a threesome with a surprise ending, how to talk to girls in high school, toilet humor, advice for gingermen, Maddox's $30,000 Spruce Goose, and closing the deal; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

2017-01-02 23:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post

VIDEO Bonus Episode 7 - Dick on Closing the Deal

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Asterios on the prowl, racing the cell phone, a threesome with a surprise ending, how to talk to girls in high school, toilet humor, advice for gingermen, Maddox...

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EPISODE 31 & BONUS 7 LIVESTREAM Sun 2PM PST

Sunday 2PM PST. Celebrate the New Year with me, Asterios, and Sean.

We'll be talking Road Rage, what I did to Larry, and why are we recording so late? Bring your favorite hangover cure.

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VIDEO Bonus Episode 6 - Dick on The Wedding

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Watch and re-watch Sean read an Erotic Story from a Real Man so many times that you wear the bits out.

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The Dick Show is Hitting the Road!

Because of all you beautiful bastards, The Dick Show is hitting the road and bringing ROAD RAGE to your town, but which town is yours??

Let me know where you're at with the Patreon-only survey above, or post in the comments here if you think another city should be on the list.

P.S. I just sp...

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Bonus Episode 6 - Dick on The Wedding

I have a mile of Goss to unload, MTV has some new year’s resolutions for white men, Asterios gets his personal and professional reputation put on the chopping block, my mind’s thoughts on the human mind, the creature, the wedding that killed the Biggest Problem, Sean reads an erotic story from a...

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Episode 30 - Dick on Ruining Christmas

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How I ruined Christmas, Sean sends more letters from the battlefield, how to get away with anything, highschool, Madcucks loses his temper, exotic presents from the far East,...

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The Most Erotic-est Story in the Universe!

Thank you for your support, DickHeads and Patreonis. I couldn't do it without you. I offer you this special longer and extended Madcucks tale of erotic sexual conquest to put a nightcap on your holiday season. Keep that yule log burning and your egg nog simmering and figure out how to plug in your g...

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MORE DELAYS! LIVESTREAM MON 11AM PST

At least when we record we won't have to pretend Christmas is over.

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LIVESTREAM POSTPONED TO TOMORROW NOON PST

Sorry, folks, the livestream is postponed until tomorrow on account of me sounding like death. That's what I get for not drinking enough this week. See you then!

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Episode 30 LIVESTREAM Fri Noon PST!

Put your Christmas shopping off a little longer with a two-part episode of The Dick Show broadcasting live Friday at noon PST! Asterios, Sean, and some old favorites will call in to shoot the holiday goss, but who will end up under the mistletoe? Find out tomorrow.

2016-12-22 22:58:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 29 - Dick on World Peace

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My Life Coach ruins my Christmas party, a SECRET SKETCH from Sam Hyde, the Jerk-Off Time Warp, the drive to pee outside, thinking like a hot chick, crossing guards, lady-dentists an...

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Call-In Bonus Episode

Need some advice on babes? Want to get the straight Goss? Do you have a burning question for Sean? The Dick Show is taking live calls today, Sunday at 10:30AM PST 1-855-976-DICK

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Ep 29 LIVESTREAM Sun 10:30AM PST

Sean is back and just in time for Sam Hyde, Larry Bleidner, and the live listener line this week on The Dick Show! We're doing two episodes, so clear out your schedule and stock up on your tap waters.

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Episode 28 - Dick on The Toilet

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The Eve from Wall-E toilet, Sean is gone, way too much popcorn, Denzel's non-sequitur trash talking, MadCucks defends his network, the Golden Goose of Goss, F is for Feminism,...

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Episode 28 LIVESTREAM Sun 11:30 AM PST

Sean is missing! Did I finally go too far? Will Tim Changzzzzz be there to fill the void? What does Randy think of Madcucks? Are The Dick Show T-shirts really as comfortable as I keep saying they are? Find out this week on an all new Dick Show!

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Episode 27 - Dick on Moving

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The Booger Bandit, sweet-talking movers, bedroom starfish, the Country Mouse and the Shitty Mouse, pizza Jesus, Sean and his raise and also many sexual exploits, the time I wa...

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Episode 27 LIVESTREAM Sun 11:30AM PST

New studio, new rage, new directions...get it? New Dick Show, Sun 11:30AM PST.

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Episode 26 - Dick on Santa

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Blernsday and the 30-hour work week, BCC mistakes and the chamber of shame, Castro’s diaper, dating a Blackula, cowboy dick pics, the shitty Gildan T-shirts that Maddo...

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Ep 26 LIVESTREAM 11:30AM PST

A month of dicking around on the internet at work begins! The Rage Lottery starts for real; two men enter, one man leaves. Also, Denzel Walkes on this episode of The Dick Show!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpSHYRmje...

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