Episode 34 - Dick on Credit Card Chips
Added 2017-01-24 17:02:45 +0000 UTCMayhem in the suburbs, training manuals I am in, a DickHead goes to Washington, email threats, Liarexia, I bring in a stats, those stupid chips on new credit cards, Liquor Event Horizon, comedian Justin Rupple, Vince Vaughn gives Maddox a pep talk about his dying brand, the many ways women steal your food, the first and second and forth amendment, an erotic story from Trump’s America, a flood of failure, Kiwi Farms shuts down, Dustin vs. Joel Chaco, the greatest and most accurate voicemail ever sent in, Lettuce Jones calls in from jail, I ask Larry what gross thing I did to him, and Slavic women and their tig ol’ biddies; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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MISTER FANCY PANTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Dr jebus
2018-06-20 02:51:20 +0000 UTCBtw we like taking men to movies that they may not like because having our boyfriend there enhances the experience. If its a rom com or a horror movie, we are going to get feels. A horror movie with a man is like a sweet and salty treat. We get to feel scared and safe at the same time. And if you come to the romance movie with us, its easier for us to project all the cuteness onto you. Not that hard to figure out.
2017-02-08 08:18:47 +0000 UTCI have a chip card and some asshole still managed to clone it. Thank god for bank protection.
Alexander Sturm
2017-01-31 17:06:43 +0000 UTCStarting selling TDS leggings pls
2017-01-30 09:16:13 +0000 UTCHooah brother. Glad you escaped from that man prison. I hope you had a fork poised and ready like Neptune's trident in case she tried to sneak one of your ribs.
Tim the Enchanter
2017-01-26 15:52:58 +0000 UTCI really like Justin Rupple aka Ganja Dick. If Dick and Larry had a secret love child it would be him.
Tim the Enchanter
2017-01-26 15:49:22 +0000 UTCWhats funny is the comedian guest thinks Dick is joking about liking Trump lol
2017-01-25 00:13:03 +0000 UTCgoddamn women and that "just a bite shit" I swear to fucking christ as soon as he started telling that story my blood pressure raised. That pisses me the fuck off so much. "gimme just a bite" and then the eat 3/4 of your fucking food. After they just said they aint hungry and don't want anything. When I was splitting up with my exwife, 17 years ago. I had to meet with her after work for some reason, The divorce wasnt final yet so there was some shit to work out. she meets me at a bar and grill cause I havent eaten all day, Of course useless whore thought she would milk one last meal out of me and eat for free. She goes on and on about being hungry, and shit. I ignore her and order a T-bone, potato wedges with cheese and bacon and sour cream and a half rack of BBQ ribs. She keeps looking at me all pissed saying " You're not gonna eat all of that, its a waste of money" I tell her. : its my fucking money and I will waste it if I want," She sits there the entire time waiting for me to offer her some, I eat the entire goddamn thing right in front of her, lol She just kept getting more and more pissy as I ate. She was flat broke and couldnt order or pay for shit and I sure as shit wasnt gonna pay another dime for her slut ass. I never felt so full and satisfied in my life. I could just see the hope in her eyes die as the anger rose when she realized she wasnt gonna get half of it with her pitty act. HAW HAW HAW. She was a fucking cunt of the highest order.
2017-01-24 23:57:54 +0000 UTCAwesome episode. That Vince Vaughn impression by Justin Rupple is incredible!
Djingy
2017-01-24 19:30:11 +0000 UTC
