Episode 25 - Dick on One Million Downloads
Thumb wars, liquor gravity, a terrifying mob of 20-year-old men, Team Snapchat...
2016-11-22 07:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Thumb wars, liquor gravity, a terrifying mob of 20-year-old men, Team Snapchat...
2016-11-22 07:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
https://vimeo.com/192498558/57783e87af
Thanksgiving is the drinker's holiday, a cause for a robot uprising, the benefits of three beers, I ruin a children's magic show, an indecent proposal, winning at identity politics...
2016-11-21 20:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanksgiving is the drinker's holiday, a cause for a robot uprising, the benefits of three beers, I ruin a children's magic show, an indecent proposal, winning at identity politics, who would you have a beer with, riots, class clowns, and a plus size erotic story; all that and more on this month's B...
2016-11-21 16:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Longer stories, harder facts, hotter goss. Denzel and Asterios calling in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmuJbXRDRPs
2016-11-20 02:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Download the MP3
http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_024.mp3
I welcome our new Pepe overlords, peace and understanding in riots, Madcucks pitches his wares and doubles down for...
2016-11-15 15:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, coach stops by to watch me not eat my book. Chance of bonus episode is VERY HIGH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KjVmf9n3MQ
2016-11-12 17:54:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Spy vs. Spy with married guys, the results of The Great Debate, Never-ending stories and the storytellers who never-end them, putting Vaseline on your eyes, more dong talk, w...
2016-11-08 15:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more rage.
This is one small step for rage, and one giant leap for rage kind.
I have a dream that my four little Seans will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their rage...
2016-11-07 03:27:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe results of the Great 4th Debate are in and someone is going to live with a shame for the rest of their life. Who is it? Find out next Dick Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlg3GY4LoA
DickTales, the curse of a home pool table, boob scams, a cross-eyed race car driver, ruined shorts, Sean wants to see my cock, cigar advice from Sean’s dad, Asterios lingers, leak...
2016-11-01 16:10:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the end of the world as we know it, and the last Dick Show of the worst, best election season in US history! Songs, announcements, pronouncements, and chair stickers. Tune in this Sunday at 11:30AM PDT.
2016-10-30 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A GFY was promised and a GFY ye shall have.
Good morrow me Patreonis, the GFY page on thedickshow.com felt like not enough for the support you've given me. To wit, I offer each and every one of you a personalized GFY from the bottom of my medulla oblongata*.
Happy Halloween!
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2016-10-27 13:44:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 21 Drinking Game!
Take a shot every time:
Don't just listen to Asterios smoke cigarettes. WATCH Asterios smoke cigarettes in high fidelity, 1080 resolution--but only a quarter of that because I'm an ego maniac.
2016-10-25 22:42:27 +0000 UTC View Post
At long last, I bring in the biggest solution in the universe. A trillion dollar idea that will be more important than the television, assembly line production, and fire rolled into one. It's a device. A device will change your life. This is the Oculus Rift killer. It will be the foundation ...
2016-10-24 17:25:29 +0000 UTC View PostPrepare for a double dose of Asterios Kokkinos this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday as we prepare for our epic debate and bring you a very special bonus episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk74OLIQnFc
The law, the Bone Zone, my inner monologue, Gorilla Mindset, real magic words, Cuck-mate, sucker-punching, red pills, blue pills, and black pills, the war on men, Carlos Slim, what ...
2016-10-18 08:46:51 +0000 UTC View PostGet your ass blown off--and then GRABBED!!! The Dick Show goes live this Sunday a little bit after 11AM PDT with guest Mike Cernovich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZebl-U40Y
I bully a bus, 837,000 things wrong with San Fransisco, the biggest Patreon in history, fat Halloween music, MadCucks calls in, a financial analyst finds discrepancies in the Bigges...
2016-10-11 16:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostSan Fransisco, MadCucks, and live callers. Don't be a Clegg.
1-855-976-3425
1-855-976-DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VibDIObz4zY
iOS 10, car seat adjustments, Persian racing rim upgrades, accidental heroes, my personal and professional reputation, why the Biggest Problem in the Universe ended, The Job Lync...
2016-10-03 07:12:48 +0000 UTC View PostGuess what we'll be talking about!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDo7sh4WL4
I accidentally share something, Joe Starr talks about winning an Emmy, I get a list of demands Black Lives Matters, Piss Whistlers, we play a round of Drunk, Sober, High with Jordan...
2016-09-27 17:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostPut the football on mute and fire up your SECOND SCREEN, DICK HEADS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7oULr0YXzs
Sean’s rates, the moment that changed my life forever, Pepe the frog, smelled-a-fart racism, peeing with your pants around your ankles, listening to your dick, AA is a suicide cul...
2016-09-20 14:18:54 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSmog0yukQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSmog0yukQ
2016-09-17 22:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The alchemy of a bender, Hillary Clinton halts and catches fire, the black vote, my life coach’s secret Twitter account, Bill Cosby’s Democracy in America, I learn what is an AA...
2016-09-13 14:40:37 +0000 UTC View PostHere are some things I think I've just fixed
1. Access to Content
Some Patreonis were saying videos and downloads didn't work on mobile or on their Patreon app. This should now be fixed.
2. Confusing Clusterfuck
Scrolling endlessly for old episodes was a confusing pain in the ass...
2016-09-13 03:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post