The Dick Show is Hitting the Road!

Just come to Bakersfield

sergio

I just now caught that there are two different forms. Hope I didn't just duplicate my vote but I'm pretty sure it was the non-Patreon form I did.

JLH Fitness

florida

Come to Iowa or as close as possible

Come to Orlando, FL and bring Asterios. I hear he hates it here!

Charlie Wallis

#EuropeNeedsRageToo

Tim van Wijngaarden

How about you Jetset over and bring the Rage to Europe?

JR

I second this.

I wish you'd come to the UK but unfortunately that's so unlikely

florida

Second

INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA!

moggenfeeb

Vote for Colorado! Join that mile high club. And I'm sure Šhÿœn will pick up some souvenirs at the local dispensary too!

I'd fight Clegg at one of these.

DatBoi

Come to Detroit my dude

South Australia?

Phranger

Fucking Chicago.

Boston PLEASE!

No Austin?

I'm in Montreal buddy come by Canada please I'm too poor to go to the States but not too poor to keep giving you money every month. Come get shit faced in Montreal we have plenty of willing and beautiful chicks. Oh yeah and go fuck yourself

Chicago buddeh

Just don't go to Eugene, that place is a shithole.

Edinburgh in Scotland Dick! There's a thing called the fringe festival in August you might have heard of for comedians. You, Asterios and Sean would win it hands down.

Dick, if you've never been, you need to do Milwaukee. It's the 2nd greatest drinking town I've been to.

GunsBeerFreedom

So at 20k you're hitting the ol' Europe, eh?

Come to SLC Maddox's old stomping ground. I know some of the best bars and I'll bring some weed for SjfdaheaN

Ze Broker

I voted New Orleans but Houston would be better. Kind of stuck between the two.

Dick would you ever come to Canada?? I'm sure you've got lots of fans here in Toronto =D

I see I have absolutely no fucking chance of seeing the road rage show since all the cities listed are at least 12 hours drive for me, or worse, in fucking yankee-land

congrats Dick.

Are you just going to one city? Or are you going on tour?

Come to Philly! You'll love it here. Nobody bothers you and we all hate everything.

Pittsburgh does have some of the best pierogies I've ever eaten.

Why do people do that? The road hasn't changed. Idiots.

Why is it only USA shows? You are getting enough money to come to Europe surely...

Seconded.

Tom

Holy crap, you hit $15k/mo??? Congratulations, you bunch of cucks! Any chance of a UK visit? I decided to break your form by leaving city empty.

Adam Lane

Would be interesting to see the interest for an international road rage. Come to Scotland, where rage is essential for survival, and where the whiskey was conceptualised.

ohh god please Portland, Oregon!! i dont care how late it is, i work during the weekday with only thursday off, please if you can, have this after 9'oclock so i can be there

jk

Any chance of adding another goal in the future to take the dick show international and come to Scotland?

what about minneapolis/st. paul, i hear they are the closest thing to california outside of the west coast.

South Florida!!!

Jeremy Gates

washington dc

Come to Australia you fucker.

Las Vegas, man, gotta do it!

Tucson, Arizona.

Please add the city of "Mountain Grove" to this form. We may actually just be a small hamlet in Ontario with no value at all to you or anyone, nestled in a township of under 5000 people, as far away from anywhere as you can realistically get... But please do it anyway thank you.

Jesse Mills

Philly!!!

Ty

To see who is here.

Dick Masterson

Why is Los Angeles on the list?

Cliff Bernzweig

Boston, or the Hampton Casino Ballroom in Hampton Beach, NH!!!! Give the northeast some Dick!

Carmel-by-the-sea or San Jose

Ryan Young

We need a Florida stop. Orlando at least, further south is even better.

Long Island.

Please God come to Atlanta, outkast was born here

Chicago or Milwaukee. Do it. Do it.

Congratulations Dick! So glad to see you kicking ass on Patreon. You deserve all the success!

Added, famalam.

Dick Masterson

Also I've been listening since Episode 1 of Biggest Problem so I feel entitled. Please come to Phoenix.

Come to New Orleans, please! Better yet, the less degenerate Baton Rouge.

Kevin James

Phoenix, AZ is the 6th largest metropolitan area in the US by population, how is it not on the list?

Please, for the love of fuck, come to Nashville.

Pack a coat for Toronto if you've got the cahonies.

Dick's swingin all the way to Portland baby!

Non-Toxic Glue

Hells fucking yeah, buddy! You gotta come to Boston!

PowerCage01

Thanks for adding New Orleans to the list! Hell yeah!

Bradford

It would be awesome if you made it Dallas Texas instead!

You have to come to Pittsburgh and find out why people slowing down in tunnels makes me a rage.

I swear to god you better come to Pittsburgh

What? DC's not on the list? Thought you might want to stay at the new Trump hotel and see the Trump White House (I know he'll be in NYC a lot too).

Andrew O'Carroll

You can rise from the ashes of Maddox burning all of his bridges in Phoenix, Dick. It's not fucking far, it's got plenty of guns, and is full of chicks with fathers who didn't pay enough attention to them who are just waiting for someone to compliment their shoes.

Mecca

Philly is fine with me, but a show in Washington D.C. aka new-Trumpberg would be lit AF

NYC!!!

automojawn

I think the Clegg fight has to happen at one of these shows.

Colorado, fam

Jk, just read the options. Chicago fam. Just don't get shot.

DatBoi

Dick what about Vancouver BC? I'll show you some amazing local IPA.

Salt Lake

Landrey Hawkins

Pittsburgh. Cheap. Drunk. And just all around awesome

Texas is added.

Dick Masterson

Come to Milwaukee fam. I can talk to someone at the comedy cafe.

DatBoi

Las Vegas!

Can you come to Auckland New Zealand? You'll make the cost of plane tickets back in a week

NYC. Bring Asterios.

Matt

Chicago is like a two hour bus ride from me. Do itttttt

caleb d

Would love to have Dick come to Miami but Orlando would be a nice central location for us Floridian Dickheads.

thorntizzle

I hope you add someplace in Texas to the list! If not, I guess I'll just fly anywhere on the list.

Pittsburgh! Easier to travel to and pretty centrally located. Also lots of great bars, and you can eat fries on your sandwich to piss off king cuck.

Johnny Steen

Bring this shit to Pittsburgh. I'll buy your ass some pierogies.

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This shit better be going international. I say Canada first then Australia. They seem to have the next highest amount of fans.

Dick needs to come to Orlando, FL. Not only can we get drunk as shit in a terrible place, but spring break in Daytona Beach!

Dick, come to Seattle!

Darnovski

Baltimore/dc area.

PS

Fuck yeah. Depending on how many stops you do I'm lookin to be able to drive to multiple locations on this list!

Spaceman

Dubs for Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Or Dallas

Lawrence, Kansas! It's liberal candy ass hell but we have good food and there's tons of dumb drunk college bitches.

Haven't you talked about having family in Indiana? Why not go to Indianapolis? I'm down for a trip to Chicago if not, so long as it's on a weekend.

Austin

idk what your plan is, but it would be cool if you could plan some stops for those of us in the fly over states.

RHCrew

Second this. You would love Texas, Dick. We are a seperate breed of people.

BillBull

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. here's hoping for Boston. or at least shitty NYC

Dave Lo Pan

Dick, come to Texas man.

Pittsburgh plz

Fuck yeah. My suggestion: Austin, TX. Shitloads of good music, bars, and tacos. What could be better?

Don Schlongerelli

It's fucking lit!

Justin Whang

Can we do a Vegas show?

Xocë

My response from Hawaii is totally meaningless I'm sure, but I filled it out anyway!

Sleepnir

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH WELCOME TO A ROAD RAGE DICK ERA

BillBull