VIDEO Bonus Episode 7 - Dick on Closing the Deal

They talked about it on the previous bonus ep

Patrick David Turner

I feel as if stories should be submitted as voicemail or text only. While the first guy's story was great his audio was horseshit.

I didn't hear anything about Maddox's $30k manpurse distribution website, did I miss it in the bonus episode?

Holy shit. Who the heck are you and when can you call in??

Dick Masterson

Here is how to pick up women at a club Cut your nails or at least keep them clean Have a shower Dress well form fitting clothes Go to a club at about 8 pm, there should be a table of about three women nursing their first drinks, not interacting with each other waiting for someone a guy to come talk to them, but that won't happened because men(boys) are afraid to talk to women when sober and talking to sober women. Most guys will only talk to women when drunk but it takes until about 10pm before they have the balls to do so and by that time the women will have said, fuck it, and decided to just get hammered and keep to themselves, its way to hard to pick up when they are like this. Approach them between 8 and 10, do it sober, do it when they are sober, don't wait till they are alone, because that is predatory and makes you look weak. Approaching all three by yourself and sober, shows you are a MAN and sets you apart from all other guys for the rest of the night. After approaching them talk to them, introduce yourself, compliment there shoes if you need something to day, give them attention, but give the one you want to BANG the most attention. Eye contact. So important. Initiate physical contact, not full grope you idiot, light do a high five and then when your hands touch close your fingers about half way, if she closes her hand on yours, your IN. Make them laugh Also if she offers you to try her drink, your in. Of course if this doesn't go well just try again with some other women. Because you have done this you can actually walk away from the table for a while and even start drinking and when that 10pm drunk girl cut off limit kicks in, they will still be happy to talk to you, while other drunk dudes will sloppily try and bang them, they will break off conversation with those guys just to to talk to you. Try to move the group to different parts of the club, if not then move it to a different club, some women don't fuck till the third date, but what the hell is a date, its just being someplace, here is three dates in one night. Talking at the bar, talking at the table, dancing on the dance floor. Its the same as three dates. FACT Ask one to dance, touch her a little, you want to test your touching limits with her gradually. TOUCHING IS SO DAM IMPORTANT, what you are SAYING doesn't matter, she will laugh at anything you say if she wants a hot dicking from you. Its the conversation that happens non verbally that is important. Progressive touching, start light and try work your way up to boob (if she stops you then stop....you can try again later, but i think if your not an idiot you know when no means NO.) but they often will touch you first, like when they laugh they will touch you, light a touch on your arm or something, , that is a signal to touch back, just keep it light at first and keep working your way up. Touching Tiers Shoulder Arm Waist Hips Butt Boobs If you get as far as even hips, you probably already have her sopping wet. Get her number at this point, or after kissing her, NOW this is where most guys fuck up, don't get her number and just leave, getting her number is not the goal, sometimes a woman will give out her number just to get rid of a guy, you need to keep interacting with her after the number, also don't check to see if the number is real, keep it classy. You can make a joke that she gave you a wrong number, if its done tongue in cheek. When do you kiss her? When your thinking to yourself, should i kiss her, that is when. And you know from that point its up to you, ask her back to your place, or her place or you know keep texting her if you both can't hook up for the night. First time i did this i was a 26 year old virgin and i approached a table of three Korean women, and went home that night with the hottest 23 year oldest one, within a couple hours she is grabbing my dick putting my hand on her boob in the club, i was stone cold sober too, I actually have a hard time picking up women drunk. In a nut shell. Walk up to a woman you are attracted to. EYE CONTACT!!! Talk to her (nice shoes) If she likes you keep talking If she doesn't like you then go talk to another woman, no point in trying to pursue her anymore when she "rejects you", its nothing personal, it just means she's definitely a lesbian. Maker her laugh Initiate physical contact Kiss her Get her number, don't walk away imidiatly, keep talking with her...or making out or whatever. Then you can ask her back to your place or hers or you know, if you don't bang that night, just keep flirt texting and if she stops texting you thats probably a sign to leave her alone. I would say call her on the phone, but im an old school kind of guy and they NEVER answer, but they will instantly reply to a text.....women....

Phranger

Asterios toilet paper shenanigans crack me up!! i know people who do this so true

VSDC.TV

what the fuck I love autism now!

I have a thing for pudgy guys AND I love gingers.

Lahna May

Two of me exs had a fetish for gingers. Hang in there bros.

So I'm a ginger, not in great shape even, and I have had alot of success with hair stylists. They approach me about it a decent amount.

i wasn't fucking lying!

Asterios Kokkinos

WELCOME TO THE DICK SHOW

punishur

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH

punishur

i love you

i love you

Just buy a new fucking toilet. Life is too short.

Robotir

It's up. Scroll back a couple posts.

Dick Masterson

Did Sean delete the Bonus Episode 6 video?

Poopfeast420

Bonus ep 6

Dick Masterson

30,000 spruce goose, where is that? did I miss it or is it some other episode

Patrick Tandberg

AK let us sneak a peak at that chick. NICE

Don't worry. We're going to kill it.

Dick Masterson

That dog is such a loud piece of shit.

David Pradis

This Patreon app is really starting to chafe my balls. Try this link <a href="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/16518572508618928661.mp3" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/16518572508618928661.mp3</a>

Dick Masterson

Try this one. <a href="https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/16518572508618928661.mp3" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/16518572508618928661.mp3</a>

Dick Masterson

The file won't download :(

Matt

You going to post bonus episode 7 audio to Patreon like you did with episode 6? It's much easier when I can download the audio straight to the app.