It’s time you saw it with your own eyes…👀
You pulled at our heartstrings enough to get us to watch this…💔
Now you have nowhere to hide, nowhere to tuck your squirms and screams 😱
🪚 We’re dropping Saw 7 tonight and heads will roll… 🙃
well… actuall...
2025-08-25 23:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Gather round, pumpkins 🔪✨ Chucky’s first k!ll spree on our channel is rising from the grave! We’ve stitched together our Season 1 reactions into one murderous marathon, straight from our baby pumpkin era. The edit may be old, but the screams are eternal 💀❤️
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2025-08-23 15:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desper
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperat...
2025-08-23 07:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Final Friday? More like Final Straw 😭🔪 We somehow survived Jason Goes to Hell and let’s just say… it felt like our actual eternal damnation. But in true Petty Pumpkins fashion, we made it fun, clocked the camp and licked up the crumbs worth savoring. Jason may have thought he w...
2025-08-22 13:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
In case you missed it (almost 4,000 of you did 👀) we posted a Google survey for you to vote on the Halloween content you want to see from us this year! The winners of these polls will be sprinkled across Patreon, exclusive polls, Youtube, and further uploads to come - so vote wisely if you hav...
2025-08-19 19:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post
🗝️ You survived the full-length terror last Halloween, but survival comes with a price...this year, it’s feeding the algorithm. 👀 So drop your screams in the comments, light up the dark with your likes, and help us keep the haunt alive. Otherwise… the clowns will handle it for you. ...
2025-08-19 14:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another s...
2025-08-18 17:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
A strange new world is calling… 🌍✨
When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shad...
2025-08-18 15:42:12 +0000 UTC View Post
and the full saga is yours.
All 8 seasons, All 73 episodes of our Game of Thrones journey are now streaming uncut and full-length in the $5 Party Pumpkin tier here on our Patreon. 👑
We halted our YouTube e...
2025-08-17 15:18:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosi...
2025-08-17 14:35:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosi...
2025-08-17 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosi...
2025-08-17 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosi...
2025-08-16 20:31:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosi...
2025-08-16 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The Avengers? Cute. But Thunderbolts*??? THUNDERBOLTS* had us weak in the knees, with more sweat, tears, and thirst than we are legally allowed to show 💦👀 This first-time watch is messy, very emotional and downright indecent in places (oops)… and you get...
2025-08-15 22:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
We survived hair-fed demons, poolside rituals, and the most unsettling foster mum you’ll ever meet in full length, but now our Bring Her Back YouTube edit is entering the circle. Come stream the chaos, cult vibes, all the chomping and maybe you'll help this video bring back our algorit...
2025-08-15 15:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins!
Quick update on our Alien: Earth reactions—while we will be filming and posting them weekly, the exact day might vary since this time of year is wonderfully busy for us. We’re not reacting the moment each episode drops, but you can still c...
2025-08-14 22:26:19 +0000 UTC View Post
🦙✨ You saw all the quotable chaos and llama drama uncut in our full length Patreon first time watch of The Emperor's New Groove, now you can relive the most groovy moments in our YouTube edit! Kuzco’s sass, Yzma’s schemes, Kronk’s chest… help make this drop even groovier wit...
2025-08-13 20:37:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins!
Last year in our $5 Party Pumpkin Tier, we braved the halls of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) 🏚️💀 and loved every terrifying minute. The YouTube edit is dropping this month… but there’s a brand-new sequel creeping up on us...
2025-08-11 18:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The votes are in and the results are sickeningly stunning. This month, your exclusive treats include extraterrestrial enigmas, undead antics, psychological shivers, fierce fashion—and one juicy gossip session straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ.
🆓 FREE TIER — ALI...
2025-08-10 17:18:25 +0000 UTC View Post
We bared our necks to WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS for the very first time and it was truly love at first bite! 🤭🩸From petty, passive-aggressive chore charts to grudges older than the furniture, this horror-comedy mockumentary had us giggling, gasping, and double-locking the windows before dus...
2025-08-10 15:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post
🎸✨ You saw all the nostalgia and the chaos uncut—now come relive the wildest moments in our YouTube edit! Lindsay’s angst, Jamie Lee’s mayhem and peak 2000s body-swap mania… let’s make this Friday even freakier 😉
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( we're actually about to go see Freakier Friday t...
2025-08-08 16:24:50 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve already fully trampled through Thornhill’s deteriorating mental garden 🌺—every poisonous petal, full Hyde havoc, and unfiltered mommy meltdown in glorious, uncut detail. Now you see what survived the pruning shears in the YouTube edit… the mid-season finale still deserves ma...
2025-08-08 13:48:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The mystery’s not just getting deeper—it’s getting hotter. Call of the Woe takes us beyond Nevermore’s walls and straight into Camp Jericho, where secrets seem to slurp in every shadow. OH and there's a certain Hyde-shaped distraction we can’t seem to shake. Stream the uncut wo...
2025-08-07 23:22:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are heating up on Wednesday and not just because Tyler’s back on our screens, glistening with menace. Our full-length reaction to Wednesday (2x2) is packed with sweat, suspicion, and more sweat, but also on pecs and abs. Help our algorithm in all it's spiraling agony. Plus, you ...
2025-08-07 22:18:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body-ody-ody count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is stitched in shadow. We're reacting to the new episodes and unspooling the mystery thread by...
2025-08-07 08:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Wednesday Season 2 reactions are HERE and we’re kicking things off with a little murder. Come see how we handled the return of everyone's favorite morbid misfit. Spoiler: there were gasps. There was tea. There was Chey screaming “MOTHER!” more than once.
Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, wh
Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where be...
2025-08-06 23:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re heading back to 2003, when one magic cookie shaped an entire generation in this nostalgia-fueleded rewatch of one of our all-time favorite classics—FREAKY FRIDAY! As we prepare to welcome these characters we’ve treasured for so long back into our lives with open arms, we can’t help ...
2025-08-06 02:33:25 +0000 UTC View Post
We watched ADULTS for the first time and let’s just say: we laughed, we gagged, we spiraled, we healed. From wildly unhinged hookups to existential breakdowns and everything in between, Adults is raw (so is the chicken), hilarious, heartfelt, and a little heinous 🍗📱🍷<...
2025-08-05 00:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post