The votes are in and the results are sickeningly stunning. This month, your exclusive treats include extraterrestrial enigmas, undead antics, psychological shivers, fierce fashionβand one juicy gossip session straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ.
π FREE TIER β ALIEN EARTH (1x1) FIRST TIME REACTION (FREEBIE!) First contact has been madeβ¦ and itβs out of this world π½β¨
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π¦ (PATREON UNBOXING HAUL! #4 ππ)
π $5 Party Pumpkin Tier β WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (fangs out, sass up) Eternal life has never been this petty π¦π
β $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier βRoom 1408 is waitingβ¦ and itβs already reserved for you ποΈπͺ
π $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier β CLUELESS (You thought we'd let the 30th Anniversary pass without a commentary?) As if! π π»
π€ $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier β Ep. #25: All the tea from inside Petty Pumpkins HQ (as we're gearing up for our favorite time of year!) πβπ
Gregory Willett
2025-08-12 18:16:40 +0000 UTCRobin Beatch
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