📞 The line is ringing again... and of course we had to pick up BLACK PHONE 2, where the setting is darker, and the story runs colder than the ice inside The Grabber's veins 🪓🧊🩸We're taking it back to the chilling beginning. Faith meets fear at Alpine Lake Camp and the past (n...
2025-11-04 13:30:33 +0000 UTC View Post
We crossed the marigold bridge for the first time, and COCO hit us right in the corazón. We're celebrating this lovely day of remembrance with a first time watch of a very special movie that left us in tears and smiles and so many feels.
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream - It's...
2025-11-02 15:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy November Pumpkins!!
Though we are sad October has come and gone, we both have a deep love for the month of November (Chey’s birthday month!!) and the mix of spookiness and festiveness it brings, the perfect blend of cozy and creepy ☕🖤🍁
Here's some of the content you c...
2025-11-01 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your tissues AND your guitar, pumpkins! 🎸😭🎶
We finally watched COCO for the very first time, and we were floored. Pixar didn’t just tug on our heartstrings, they played a whole concert inside our chests. COCO is everything we hoped it would be: vibrant, emotio...
Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
The only way we know how to celebrate? By offering the premiere episo...
2025-10-31 23:33:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Fear isn’t just in the sewers anymore… it’s crawling through every corner of Derry 🕳️
Episode 2 of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY turns the lights down low and turns the paranoia all the way up with visions of the dead, military secrets, and a weapon forged from pure terror (They...
2025-10-31 20:25:57 +0000 UTC View Post
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
From pickle piles to pathetic police, episode 2 promises new extremes for a franchise that ne...
2025-10-31 16:10:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hate it or love it… HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION is the messiest house party in horror! 🎃
We embrace the chaos this movie thrives off of and the early 2000s energy is simply electric. Really, it's not Michael hiding under the mask, it's reality-TV gold. Contestants trapped in a house...
It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a visit from the Great Pumpkin! 🌙🎃
To honor our favorite time of year (and all the pumpkins that make it possible) we’re sharing our commentary on IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN in The Free Tier on our Patreon!
⚰️✨We’re cracking open the coffin of childhood nostalgia and revisiting one of the shows that started our petty pumpkin path: Goosebumps! From iconic masks to haunted theme parks, this series shaped our love of horror and humor in equal measure. Join us as we relive the c...
2025-10-30 20:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been twenty years since Laurie faked her death… and somehow, Michael still found her 😭
We’re reliving the most unhinged family reunion of all time in our HALLOWEEN: H20 reaction/commentary... NOW LIVE ON YOUTUBE!
Come witness the chao...
⚰️✨We’re cracking open the coffin of childhood nostalgia and revisiting one of the shows that started our petty pumpkin path: Goosebumps! From iconic masks to haunted theme parks, this series shaped our love of horror and humor in equal measure. Join us as we relive the c...
2025-10-30 07:44:07 +0000 UTC View Post
⚰️✨We’re cracking open the coffin of childhood nostalgia and revisiting one of the shows that started our petty pumpkin path: Goosebumps! From iconic masks to haunted theme parks, this series shaped our love of horror and humor in equal measure. Join us as we relive the c...
2025-10-30 02:20:11 +0000 UTC View Post
⚰️✨We’re cracking open the coffin of childhood nostalgia and revisiting one of the shows that started our petty pumpkin path: Goosebumps! From iconic masks to haunted theme parks, this series shaped our love of horror and humor in equal measure. Join us as we relive the c...
2025-10-30 00:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
⚡ The experiment has escaped the lab, pumpkins... and it’s ALIVE on YouTube! 💀 Our first dive into the Universal Monster universe crackles with lightning, longing, and a whole lot of tragic movie magic. Come witness the birth of horror itself, Frankenstein (1931) 🧟...
2025-10-29 15:18:14 +0000 UTC View Post
🎈 Hey Pumpkins…
Our Welcome to Derry Episode 1 reaction just dropped on YouTube and it needs a little float assistance...
Yes, you can watch the full-length version for FREE here on Patreon, but while you’re floating around, if you’ve g...
2025-10-27 18:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostHappy almost-November Pumpkins! Even though October is coming to an end we still love November a LOT and are so excited to see what this month brings to the Patch!
The poll closes on Sunday, November 2nd at 11:59pm CST.
Love you!!!!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to the premiere of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
From haunted movie theaters to phantom fingers in the pipes t...
2025-10-27 07:13:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The table’s set again… but this time, the knives are even sharper! We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is, each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory....
2025-10-26 18:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post
All aboard the Trauma Express! 🚆🔥
We watched Train to Busan for the very first time and let’s be extremely clear: NOT ONE SINGLE PUMPKIN prepared us for the level of heart, utter horror, and hot dad energy happening here 🤭 The humanity, the...
Hello Pumpkins 🧡
We wanted to share a little update and be totally transparent with all of you. As many of you know, we were planning to start filming our House of the Dragon Season 1 reactions this weekend so we could get the season rolling for you soon. However… a very rea...
🌕 Hey Pumpkins, our first-time reaction to Ginger Snaps is now live on the channel! Come howl with us as we unvault this teenage nightmare! Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, help claw our algorithm tf up! Snap to it! 💋🩸
2025-10-25 16:10:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh snap! She’s shedding skin, patience, and maybe her humanity... It's our first time watching Ginger Snaps and we were not ready for the drama, the trauma, and teenage lycanthropy this movie is giving. Grab the monkshood and tease that hair- we're headed straight to the she-wolf's lair 🌕...
2025-10-25 15:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
🗝️ The doors to the Abaddon never stay closed for long, Pumpkins… 😈
This time, we’re stepping back into the trauma with a first-time watch of HELL HOUSE LLC II: THE ABADDON HOTEL! The haunt is still going strong, even though everything seems so w...
✏️ School’s back in session at Godolkin University and let’s just say the syllabus this semester is written in BLOOD! 💉🩸 We're thrilled to be back in The Boys Universe where the chaos, carnage, calamity and campus drama has leveled ALL THE WAY UP. We’re diving headfirst into the m...
2025-10-25 02:05:58 +0000 UTC View Post
🎞️ Okay Pumpkins, we survived Sinister (…just barely)!
The edited cut is now live on YouTube! Come scream with us and leave ominous comments under our video in hopes to attract Mr. Boogie towards our algorithm, we'd love for him to hijack our channel.
Like, comment, hype, st...
We may have survived the cult of Thorn… but can you survive our thirst for Paul Rudd? 😵💫💦 Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers is live on YouTube, and it’s every bit as deranged as you remember: plot holes, cult robes, and Rudd’s distractingly perfect face included! He...
2025-10-23 17:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post
From cryo-chaos to cyber-slashing, this space-age sequel had us screaming, laughing, and clutching our oxygen tanks. Come watch the frosty madness unfold in our YouTube edit and help boost this video over the moon. It's time to get messy, as our metallic beefcake enters a new era, it’s Jaso...
2025-10-22 15:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us for our first-time reaction to a movie that painted us in dread and had us laughing our nerves off as we tried to not lock eyes with Mr. Boogie... 🖤📽️
🎞️ SINISTER had us spiraling between nervous laughter, genuine terror, and the deep, existential reg...
2025-10-21 22:36:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Our first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE just dropped on YouTube and Mary Shaw’s dolls are dying to be seen, Pumpkin!!! This one’s pure doll-core dread...puppet faces, creaking joints, and more tongue trauma than we were ready for y'all 😭🕯️
Like, comment, hype, stream, scre...
2025-10-19 14:18:02 +0000 UTC View Post