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Phone a Kopi

Here is your BONUS phone a snake featuring two deranged snakes and one gorgeous Kopi...

(Uncensored Video) 2019: Part 2

In Part 2 of our 2019 deep dive, we enter the chaos: the Scooter Braun betrayal, the fallout over Taylor’s masters, and the eerie silence from Karlie Kloss. We also dig into the Lover era in full—every track, every Instagram Live, every pastel misstep. From the disjointed rollout to ...

(Ad-Free) 2019: Part 2

In Part 2 of our 2019 deep dive, we enter the chaos: the Scooter Braun betrayal, the fallout over Taylor’s masters, and the eerie silence from Karlie Kloss. We also dig into the Lover era in full—every track, every Instagram Live, every pastel misstep. From the disjointed rollout to ...

OFFICIAL THEMES FOR THE SNERAS TOUR

In case you didn't know, The Sneras Tour starts next week. WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL! We're performing for over 2,000 snakes 🥹 some people have asked about the themes for the shows, which are highlighted as the first story on our IG, but figured since some people may or may not keep up with...

Patreon Space : AND YOUR LAST!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the double emails girls - I accidentally uploaded the UNEDITED version with all the awkwardly long pauses the first time LMFAO!! Nothing juicy in the original except for long prolonged 20 second silences every five minutes I swear - I was just gonna leave it but...it bothered me just kn...

Ask me anything!?!?!

For my (Madeline's) final patreon space before we go on tour, I thought it would be fun to do an ask me anything whichhh I haven't done for patreon in a while!!! Please note this is FOR THE PATREON and not for The Lizard Review and also it's JUSSTTT me Madeline that you're asking questions to. 2025-05-19 21:19:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Don't Get Canceled Swiftologist We Love You

Welcome back to the weird and wonderful world of BESTIES...

Don't Get Canceled Swiftologist We Love You

Welcome back to the weird and wonderful world of BESTIES...

A Dreadful New Music Friday

Kesha. Tate McRae and Morgan Wallen. Jessie J. Joe Jonas. Laufey. Rihanna.

BESTIES PHONE A SNAKE LINK

Besties!! We're trying something new this month....only you gorgeous folks are allowed to ring the hotline for the paywalled episode...ask us ANYTHING using this link NOT the general phone a snake one x 2025-05-16 01:54:19 +0000 UTC View Post

PHONE A SNAKE: UNPOPULAR POP CULTURE OPINIONS

Hi divas, here's your phone a snake voicemail link! We're asking about your general unpopular pop culture opinions so step right up and silence us...this month we're trialing something new for the paywalled episode and accepting questions for that from our besties lite & besties only! Besties...

(Ad-Free) Ranking Taylor Swift’s Albums: Our Extremely Personal, Very Correct List

We did it. We each ranked our top five Taylor Swift albums—and no, we didn’t agree on everything. In this episode, we get into how our relationships with certain albums have changed over time, why emotional depth and live performances matter, and what it means to grow up alongside Taylor’s ...

(Ad-Free & Uncensored) Ranking Taylor Swift’s Albums: Our Extremely Personal, Very Correct List

We did it. We each ranked our top five Taylor Swift albums—and no, we didn’t agree on everything. In this episode, we get into how our relationships with certain albums have changed over time, why emotional depth and live performances matter, and what it means to grow up alongside Taylor’s ...

The Lizard Review x Evolution of a Snake : Sunday (1994) and Halsey/Amy Lee

FINALLY!!!!!! After much errors and technical difficulties in Patreon land, a video that was meant to go up on Friday is finally coming out LMFAOOOO but I didn't give up and persevered on trying to post it and here we are girls. LATE but here we are.

Here's a little dispatch for the gworls...

Best Believe Rosa Parks Is On Our Panties

Welcome back to another unhinged Kiki Lounge in the runup to The Sneras Tour...today we discuss the perils of Kidfluencing, the Met Gala, Lorde's new era, and the shifting reality of music criticism.

UPDATE: After recording this many moons ago, it has come to light that the designer of Lisa...

Best Believe Rosa Parks Is On Our Panties

Welcome back to another unhinged Kiki Lounge in the runup to The Sneras Tour...today we discuss the perils of Kidfluencing, the Met Gala, Lorde's new era, and the shifting reality of music criticism.

Ed Sheeran You Are Over

Welcome back to another New Music Friday. Miley Cyrus. Halsey. Avril. Ed Sheeran. Audrey Hobert. Enjoy!

Sister Songs: Cheating Is Okay When Taylor Swift Does It

Hey guys!! It just occurred to us that some of y'all who might either be looking to buy or sell your Sneras tickets may not be on the discord...so we're going to pin this post to the top of the Patreon for the duration of the tour, so you can connect :)

Sister Songs: Cheating Is Okay When Taylor Swift Does It

From Should’ve Said No to Illicit Affairs to Getaway Car, Taylor Swift’s stance on cheating has seriously shifted. We’re unpacking her evolution from calling out cheaters and “the other woman” to exploring infidelity’s grey zones—and sometimes diving right...

On The Road Again...

Welcome back to your Kiki Lounge. We heeded your suggestions and rambled on about whatever filled our hearts with joy for an hour. Lots of tour talk because...TOUR IS VERY SOON EEEEEEEEK. Please enjoy!