Happy F13! It's the ONLY Friday the 13th this year and we're celebrating with a first-time watch of Friday the 13th Part VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN! ππ½
Please help us spread dread & fear to everyone far & near this spooktacular Friday! Stream, scream, like & strike up a c...
2025-06-13 14:53:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our first time reaction to CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD has dropped on Youtube! We had a blast with this film and we're so excited for any potential sequels! Please take a second and help us stream this video! Like, comment, clown, let's talk about Frendo and all his wild shenanigans over o...
2025-06-11 17:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Pride! What better way to celebrate than with a sapphic music video set to one of our favorite movies! Once we saw the "served hot" sign on the Whistle Stop Cafe- this edit was born. Watch our Fried Green Tomatoes reaction here in The Party Pumpkin Tier or on Youtube! π
2025-06-10 20:15:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We're not clowning around when we say our first time watch of CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD had us feeling corny (complimentary!) The kills are nasty, Frendo the clown is out for blood, he might be the king of corn syrup, but he'll have your head going thud...thud...thud...πͺπ€‘π½π©Έ
2025-06-10 19:43:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your pom-poms and your pleated skirt because we're cheering for gay liberation in this (PARTY PUMPKIN TIER) PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST-TIME REACTION TO BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER! She may be a homo, but even the strictest conversion therapy camp around won't keep her from celebrating pride or cheeri...
2025-06-08 15:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We have set up a general form for you to submit your recommendations and requests for us to react to that way everything is in the same place! We will be consistently checking it so feel free to submit at any time moving forward! π₯°π€
Thank you and hope everyone is ...
2025-06-08 01:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hold on to your wigs y'all --we watched TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR for the VERY first time and no amount of wig glue could've saved us from the utter snatchery that went down or the sh(qu)eer chaos this cult classic romp has to offer! π ππ³οΈβππ
These q...
2025-06-07 23:14:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! We're kicking off Summer with a shining, shimmering, splendid commentary on HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2! We're dancing and singing our way into the sun as we join the East High Wildcats for all their musical endeavors! Please helps us stream this video on youtube and let's chat about the ...
2025-06-06 17:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello fabulous Pumpkins! When we were editing this down for YouTube there were so many fun moments we had to cut due to copyright issues which was a huge bummer π so we decided to upload it in full here so that everyone who wants to can enjoy the experience too ππ love it, love yall!!!!<...
2025-06-06 17:18:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century β€οΈβπ₯βοΈπ¦ββ¬ππ₯π
We'll...
2025-06-06 14:21:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! πβ Did you know we watched HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL this year? (Our first video of 2025!) Watch our commentary and come back soon because
π¨π¨HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 DROPS TOMORROW ON YOUTUBE!π¨π¨
(both HSM & HSM 2 full length commentaries are already avai...
2025-06-06 01:58:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century β€οΈβπ₯βοΈπ¦ββ¬ππ₯π
2025-06-05 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century β€οΈβπ₯βοΈπ¦ββ¬ππ₯π
2025-06-04 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat upon our Petty Thrones with a fire in our hearts as we prepare for an epic battle in this first time watch of GAME OF THRONES season 6! Our swords are drawn and our faces are many in the most explosive show of the 21st century β€οΈβπ₯βοΈπ¦ββ¬ππ₯π
2025-06-04 02:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, HAPPY PRIDE! We're excited to announce our Patreon exclusive content this month is truly giving Petty Pumpkin realness! We've got LGBTQIA+ CAMP, Sapphic cave dwelling, a beloved musical and a hot gossip session awaiting you at the patch (+ so much more) π³οΈβπβ€οΈπ³οΈβ...
2025-06-04 00:11:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins! We're kicking off Summerween by bringing our Donnie Darko first-time watch (previously only in the Piping Hot Tea Tier and up) out of the vault and to all the pumpkins in all the land! It is now available here on Patreon for everyone in the Party Pumpkin Tier ($5) and higher but plea...
2025-06-01 17:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY PRIDE PUMPKINS!! π³οΈβππ³οΈβπ We're so excited to celebrate this month with y'all here at the Patch as we dive into some content we're really excited about! It's going to be gay and spooky and spooky and gay and most importantly FUN! Here's what you can expect to see this mo...
2025-06-01 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! The Mist has officially been released from the Petty Vault and the Youtube edit is OUT NOW! Please support us as we relive the trauma of this horrific masterpiece of terror. Like, comment, and share like your life depends on it! We wouldn't want the mist to mist you...
2025-05-30 18:19:37 +0000 UTC View Post
School's out for the summer and we're kicking it with Troy and the East High Wildcats in a fabulously fun rewatch of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2! From smashing TV movie records to stealing our hearts all those years ago, the impact this movie had on a generation cannot be celebrated enough. This was tr...
2025-05-30 13:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Pride Pumpkins!! Obviously this month we simply had to have a queer theme in the movie choices and here they are! So excited to celebrate all month long with yall! π³οΈβππ€
The polls will close Monday June 2nd at 11:59 PST.
Petty Pumpkins ππ...
2025-05-29 04:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Itβs been 200 years, and everyoneβs favorite alien ass-kicker is backβbut this time Ripleyβs been tampered with. Itβs our first-time watch of ALIEN: RESURRECTION, and we were not prepared for the gag of the galaxy. Her DNA may be fused with Xe...
2025-05-29 00:43:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't get enough "oysters, clams, and cockles!" π¦ͺβπ€...
2025-05-27 11:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
THE LAST OF US Season 2 has wrapped at Petty Pumpkins HQ! Please give our finale video a stream, a like, a comment, a tissue! Let us know what you thought on youtube! What a HEAVY finale that dragged us right off a cliff at the end. We can't believe it's already over, but for now we're planting s...
2025-05-26 21:56:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't get enough "oysters, clams, and cockles!" π¦ͺβπ€...
2025-05-26 13:24:42 +0000 UTC View Post
The cycle of violence continues in THE LAST OF US Season 2 finale. A show that teaches as much as it torments, tortures, and traumatizes. Since we went into this show blind, we have no idea where this story goes beyond this cliffhanger and we're shaken to our core π«¨β€οΈβπ©Ήπ
Enjo...
2025-05-26 07:48:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're celebrating the only way we know how- a treat for our Petty Pumpkins! We're dropping our MA Commentary from the $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier down to the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier - FOR TODAY ONLY! So click play and celebrate Ma in all her mothering glory. π
2025-05-26 04:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't get enough "oysters, clams, and cockles!" π¦ͺβπ€...
2025-05-25 12:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're more than halfway through our epic first-time watch of Game of Thrones and though blood continues to flow, the piping hot tea is what's being spilled most. Another season, another reason to sip or slurp because we know you, like us, can't get enough "oysters, clams, and cockles!" π¦ͺβπ€...
2025-05-25 01:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're celebrating the release of the new Fear Street movie Fear Street: Prom Queen (WHICH YOU CAN WATCH NOW!) with a binge video of our commentaries on Fear Street: 1994, 1978, and 1666! R. L. Stine's beloved fear street books reimagined is all we could have ever asked for as we slash our way bac...
2025-05-24 20:22:38 +0000 UTC View Post