EDIT: Comment if you see fit, it does help me understand behaviors. However, please also make sure you're logging your responses in the actual poll itself. That gives me the data I need. Thanks!
Hey folks, I have a quick favor to ask for my own purposes. We have no way of gauging d...
2022-10-03 19:38:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I forgot to post a schedule last month, so here's one for October! There's also a small announcement.
Patreon recently offered a new kind of billing called "Subscription Billing". This m...
2022-10-03 19:30:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You had to be around in the early '00s to know exactly how hard Razor scooters were being pushed on us. These were collapsable metal scooters meant for radical teens to ride to class. And they made a game about them, a not entirely terrible Tony Hawk clone. So we spend some time talking about the...
2022-10-03 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
With all of the Scarlet Rot in Caelid, it's easy to overlook the other forces at play in the region. Namely, the Black Flame, Deathroot, and other forces associated with the Destined Death. In this cleanup episode, we head to the Bestial Sanctum to learn about Gurranq the Bestial Clergyman, and t...
2022-10-02 20:09:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Dome Keeper, Trombone Champ, Timberborn, and much more!
We've narrowed down some of our distaste for certain popular games, especially from the past: they were made for kids. And kids' media can be sublime! But what makes a piece of kids' media, game or not, good or bad? What turns us off? How do they approach issues of ethics or morality? How much do...
2022-09-29 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
No one in the world needs to be told that the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is an important movie, but sometimes you need to be reminded that it's a good movie. A van full of teens is on a roadtrip into the vast empty stretches of Texas, and they find themselves wrapped up in the murderous aff...
2022-09-28 21:31:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks! I apologize for the late notice, but we will be having September's Jackbox Night tomorrow, Thursday Sept. 29, at 8:00pm Eastern.
Come on by and play funny streaming games! It's a good time. We stream live for everyone on 2022-09-28 21:26:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Everything To Guppy is a weekly comedy/gaming podcast that releases four 15-minute episodes in a single hour-long chunk every Tuesday for reasons that seemed good at the time. Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss,...
2022-09-27 06:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
People love incremental and idle games. Kole's ambivalent. Gary hates them. Somehow this turned into an extremely on-topic mini-WOFF! about the genre at large, with Cookie Clicker as the starting off point. Welcome to Hell!
2022-09-26 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Edit: There was a problem with the first version of this that is fixed now. If you hear overlapping audio at the start you can delete and re-download. I apologize for the error! - K
This week we pick up on the road above Sellia, to the cliffs above to save the poor girl Millicent a...
2022-09-25 20:33:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We're excited to share the first episode of Best Quality Vacuum, our new show about Breaking Bad, El Camino, and Better Call Saul. It's episode zero, and it's a broad summary of Breaking Bad, our history with the show, an...
2022-09-24 19:25:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the introduction! In this episode we take an opportunity to introduce ourselves, the show, and how we plan to approach Breaking Bad with our commentary. We also describe our own histories with the show, and give a rundown of how Breaking Bad got picked up, along with an introduction to...
2022-09-24 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When a baby is on a girder, you KNOW Gary Butterfield is on the scene. This unreleased prototype of a Lemmings-like game where you play as an angel stopping a baby from crawling into calamity is actually not terrible, just bizarre. Also bizarre? The movie "Baby's Day Out" was popular enough in In...
2022-09-23 20:13:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Rocksmith+, Fallout 76 Expeditions: The Pitt, Timberborn, and much more!
How far can an excellent premise carry a game? Looks like it's more than 2 hours but less than 5. Carrion has an unbeatable premise, a hall of fame premise, and aesthetics to back it up. Why on earth is it not more fun to play? Listen and find out!
2022-09-22 18:27:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Everything To Guppy is a weekly comedy/gaming podcast that releases four 15-minute episodes in a single hour-long chunk every Tuesday for reasons that seemed good at the time. Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss,...
2022-09-20 06:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Say what you will about stop motion animation, there's an undeniable degree of difficulty associated with it that makes it a little more impressive than CGI emulating the clay sculpture style. This is the core hubris of the "Wallace and Gromit " people hooking up with Dreamworks to make "Flushed ...
2022-09-19 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sellia is a town in Caelid that holds many secrets, sealed away behind an impenetrable puzzle that involves lighting three torches. A strange sage named Gowry acts as our guide, sending us to the Aeonian Swamp to recover a cosmic artifact before directing us to the heart of Selia to learn where t...
2022-09-18 21:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks! It's time for you to help us pick the nominal topics of October's premium Abject Suffering episodes. As always, we have four options, and the top two vote-getters will get episodes. Click the links below to see gameplay videos if you want your memory jogged, and cast your vote by
On this episode, we cover: Power Pack #28, X-Factor #11, Uncanny X-Men #212, Daredevil #238. And boy, that Daredevil issue. Dubya Tee Eff.
Reminder that you can read along with and ahead of the show by subscribing to Marvel Unlimited (we don't get paid for you doing that, so it's not an ad,...
2022-09-17 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Immortality, Live a Live, Taiji, and much more!
Hello! The purpose of this post is to call for your questions and prompts for WOFF! Dispatch. Please respond by Monday, September 19 by leaving a comment on this post.
We're looking for two kinds of things:
1. Suggestions for our long-form discussion prompt.
2. ...
2022-09-16 16:42:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Venom Snake still has some fights to fight, as we pick up Skull Face's trail in Afghanistan to experience the majority of what the Phantom Pain has to offer. As a genuine heads up, this episode might not be for you if you adore this game or Hideo Kojima's whole vibe. We clown on things while gush...
2022-09-15 22:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Take comfort. You do not know about "Game Over", and you will not have to know about "Game Over" at all after this episode is over. There is no hidden gem here. Instead, it's one of the lowest things we've covered on this show, a UPN CGI sitcom about the lives of video game characters when they'r...
2022-09-14 21:47:44 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: The people have spoken, I'll give it a go. I want to get a little headmount for my camera phone though, so I can flip handsfree. I'll start uploading then.
Also, a word about depth: This is going to be a casual flipthrough and impromptu thing. I'm not going to do a ...
Everything To Guppy is a weekly comedy/gaming podcast that releases four 15-minute episodes in a single hour-long chunk every Tuesday for reasons that seemed good at the time. Gary Butterfield (Watch Out For Fireballs) and William Hughes (The A.V. Club) attempt to analyze every single item, boss,...
2022-09-13 06:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Better late than never, right? Even if it's 21 years too late. 1986 saw the release of "An American Tail", a Don Bluth-animated film about a family of mice that fled Russia to head to America... 1986 being, of course, one of the last times that an optimistic story about immigration could be told ...
2022-09-12 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we continue our journey along the Caelid Highway, down further into the wilds of the rot-blighted land. Starting at the Smouldering Wall, we venture into Fort Gael and the prison complex beneath it, before reaching the swamps and dragons of the southern reaches.
Next week we will ...
2022-09-11 20:43:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you Jade!
What do you do when there's a Kojima about? What do you do when a game has some of the best stealth action in video games, one of the most satisfying loops in video games, but punctuates it with some of the worst boss fights and clumsy exposition and plotting? It's a complic...
2022-09-07 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post