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Chapter 58 - What is a Remat Detonator?

I turned to Tyr, who immediately answered, but did not otherwise turn his gaze from the prisoner. Even his devotion and worship of me would not allow his unwavering gaze to move away from the greatest threat to me in the room.

“My God, after I incapacitated the vile xeno, a pre-transport ...

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Chapter 58 - The man who passes the sentence...

Well, this had taken an unexpected turn, but this was not a good person and it was arguably better than using a painstik or cutting off her fingers or flaying the skin from her body and salting the wound.

V’Ren’s screams of pleasure echoed in the space and I was reminded of Ned Stark’...

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Chapter 58 - Effects of removing the EMH ethical subroutines

Came across this interesting Reddit discussion on what the effects would be for doing this and how it would effect the EMH programs. This is the kind of silly research I engage in every chapter. I know, I have a sickness.

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Tyr, rifle at the ready, and my EMH doctors in the ...

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Chapter 58 - Inspiration for Micro Drone Identification

My version was significantly less intrusive...and obvious...but I was inspired by this scene. I really quite liked how smart these things were portrayed. They engaged in collaborative problem solving to accomplish their goals.

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Perhaps there was a way to more actively se...

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AAG - Chapter 58!

Once again, this chapter started with a plan—and, true to form, ended with absolute chaos. Honestly, par for the course at this point. But before diving into my usual commentary, I wanted to share a personal realization with you amazing people—my patrons.

Earlier this week, I was talkin...

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Chapter 58 - Teaser!

Happy Holidays to all my patrons! I should have the gift of a new chapter ready in the next day or so. In the meantime, enjoy this teaser from chapter 58! :-)

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‘When had this all gone so wrong?’ she thought in question as she walked back to her ‘apartmen...

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Chapter 57 - The last full measure of devotion

“While I am not a citizen of Kessik IV, I fought for this world, I defended it from ruthless enemies, I killed for it. President Moss once told me that I would always find a home here, amongst your people, so with your indulgence I’d like to speak from the heart with that in mind. View Post

Chapter 57 - What is hypersexuality?

This article is a little dry, but it's what I consulted while writing this chapter.

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“My parents genetically modified me as a child, Chief Engineer Torres. This dramatically increased my intelligence beyond baseline human standards, just as they intended,” Lauren placidly ...

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Chapter 57 - More pics of Karen Gillan!

What do you guys think? Good change to her looks? Any canon purists shaking their fists at the screen at this decision?

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Chapter 57 - Karen Gillan's Filmography

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2394794/?ref_=ls_t_8

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Chapter 57 - The sexy Karen Gillan

A hand waved from the other side of the holographic drone, and Lauren stepped into view, wearing one of her signature flouncy sundresses. With great effort I kept my face carefully neutral as I took in her new look with surprise. She no longer looked like the actress who played Lauren in DS9, she...

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Chapter 57 - How antibodies tell tales - p.2

Another interesting article I consulted for this couple of paragraphs.

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Chapter 57 - How antibodies tell tales - p.1

Somebody asked me how I thought this up. The answer is a little silly. I have never watched the TV show "House", but I saw a few minutes of an episode one day where Dr. House used his amnesiac patient's antibodies to learn about them. Somehow I remembered that little snippet of the house I wat...

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Chapter 57 - What is the Interspecies Medical Exchange?

Of course, in an era of interstellar travel and widespread common vaccinations, some antibodies were ubiquitous, but in that mess of information my doctors had found a few needles in the proverbial haystack, antibodies found only in certain sectors, for rare viruses few were ever vaccinated for u...

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AAG - Chapter 57!

The Romulans are continuing to play their games this chapter. Hope you like it. As always, let's discuss in the comments! :-)

Happy Holidays to all of you!

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Chapter 57 - Teaser!

Hope all my patrons in the United States had a very Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm putting the final touches on chapter 57 and should have that out probably by tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy this brief teaser glimpse of the new chapter! :-)

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Holographic De...

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Chapter 56 - Scene from HP Featuring the Prefect's Bath

My research while writing each chapter can take me to some strange places. This was probably one of the milder ones.

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Chapter 56 - What is the Muktok plant?

“What is that scent in the air and that sound?” I asked, once they had settled down again and sighed in pleasure. “I’ve smelt it before.”

“It’s the muktok plant, a flowering plant native to Betazed,” Deanna answered. “I had the taps produce muktok scented warm water to fil...

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Chapter 56 - The Prefect's Bath

I did take some liberties with the way I described this location, but I think it's mostly true to canon HP.

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Chapter 56 - The Prefect's Bathroom from Harry Potter

It was the famous prefect’s bath from Harry Potter in Hogwarts Castle.

Lounging by the side of the pool in tiny matching bikinis that complimented their hair color and figures was none other than Deanna Troi, who had invited me today, and Beverly Crusher. What surprised me was not the bea...

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AAG - Chapter 56!

It's finally ready for your reading pleasure, my friends! My apologies to everyone I did not respond to this past week. I figured you'd prefer that I work on the next chapter, rather than immediately respond to your comments. If was I wrong, my apologies. Enjoy the chapter, thank you as alwa...

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Chapter 55 - Who are the Zakdorn?

“All ships involved, even those without actual weapons, will be outfitted with modified laser-pulse beams,” Picard answered. “All hits will be recorded electronically, including damage yields. If the computer registers damage it will act accordingly, shutting down the affected areas for the...

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Chapter 55 - The Old-Ass Excelsior Class

“I’m sorry, but even if the Cairo had been minutes away from the planet, instead of a full day away at maximum warp, I think the outcome would have been exactly the same for your people.”

My audience looked visibly shocked at my answer, so I continued.

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Chapter 55 - Constellation Class

Another old-ass design that the Federation is still inexplicably using. In an age of advanced replication and manufacturing, how does it still make sense to field these old ass ships? Discuss!

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I expected some argument, but Captain Picard and his crew remained silent and though...

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Chapter 55 - The Galaxy-class

IT is interesting, when you think about it, how the galaxy-class was never used like it was supposed to be. Of course, part of that was because of show reasons, at least with the Enterprise, but we know for a fact that there the USS Odyssey was available and near enough to...

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Section 31 Movie Trailer

Trailer looks good, but I was writing about how cool Section 31 was long before this. With an Academy Award winner as the lead here, maybe the franchise will attract some new fans.

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Chapter 55 - What is a Tachyon Detection Grid?

“I also did it because with the GODS platforms powerful sensors monitoring your space and the complex tachyon grid it can project, a cloaked ship will never be able to go undetected for that long or even get that close to your world ever again,” I assured with a confident smile, though I didn...

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Chapter 55 - Who are the Tal Shiar and why should we fear them?

The sensors detected a sudden power spike before the scout ship’s power core exploded, the ship now reduced to floating particles and tiny debris.

“That was not due to damage taken,” I glanced meaningfully at Moss and Picard. “When they realized that there was no escaping my hold th...

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Chapter 55 - The Romulan Scout Ship

The cloaking field this ship was using fell within seconds, revealing a small acid green hull, a pointed nose section, and a pair of wing sections that were decorated with scribed detailing which evoked feathers.

“A Romulan scout ship,” Picard whispered in alarm at the sight.

Havi...

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Chapter 55 - The Romulan Scout Ship, p.2

Great video showing where it appeared in Star Trek and how it was used.

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