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Full Of It #226 - The Disappearance of Amy Lynn Bradley

In March of 1998, American woman Amy Lynn Bradley disappeared from the Rhapsody of the Seas ocean liner in the Caribbean Sea en route to CuraΓ§ao while on vacation with her family. Her story has similarities to that of Rebecca Coriam, who we discussed in FOI #104, but while hers had some...

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Junior Eurovision 2022: Our TOP 10

For some bizarre reason we find ourselves rather invested in this year's Junior Eurovision Song Contest and have taken the time to rank our top 10 entries for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy?

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Arsehole Race Season 4 Casting Call

START YOUR BLENDERS!

If you wish to be on Season 4 then DM us on the @novympiapatreon Insta with a photo of your contestant alongside their name, a short bio and your Patreon username.

If you have previously been on a season of the A-hole race then you may submit a new contestant.

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Full Of It #225 - Family Guy

Family Guy is an American animated sitcom which to most of us viewing it as teenagers was basically just The Simpsons but naughtier. After we lost Bart we cancelled our plans and binged this show alongside its sister show American Dad! and it occupies an intriguing thoug...

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We Tried Snacks From BRAZIL

With thanks to Patrique for sending us a care package from South America! It did not go well. πŸ‡§πŸ‡· 

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Secret Santa update + last call!

This is the last call for anyone else wanting to take part - I'll be sending out all of the Secret Santas tomorrow afternoon so if you fancied throwing your name into the hat then you've got until then to send over your info! See the previous post for details πŸ’•πŸŽ… 

Also - patron Me...

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Arsehole Race Season 4

FIRE UP YOUR UTENSIL HOLDERS! The audition process for season 4 of Novympia's Arsehole Race will commence next week... πŸ‘€ 

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Secret Santa 2022

YessHelloooOHYESSS!


If you'd like to enter the patrΕ“ne Secret Santa 2022 (it's open to all patrons) then simply send us a private message over Patreon including the following info:

- Name (Usernames/Aliases are also fine!)

- Address (Please be as specific as possible...

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We Played COUNTDOWN with Roly & Luxeria

With an absolute buffet of guest cameos, today we find ourselves in the company of YouTube titans Roly & Luxeria for a rousing home-edition of popular gameshow, Countdown.

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Bart

It breaks our hearts to announce the passing of our beloved cat, Bart. As many of you know, we adopted Bart 2 years ago as an elderly fluffy prince, and even though we knew our time with him might not be the longest, it's still a gut punch to lose him. He was our grail prince.

We're skippin...

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The Halloween House Tour 2022

Behold! The Novympia Frights House Tour for 2022, just minutes before the inflatable coffin breached its hull and water cascaded over the dancefloor.

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Full Of It #224 - HOAX

Well we were threatening you with it for some time - last month we finally released a feature-length movie. We're actually stoked with the response because an early test screening we did didn't offer much hope. Either way, we knew there would be questions so settle in with a bev because I'm going...

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Magic Mixies: THE AWFUL SEQUEL

Nova just won't stop buying this garbage, but I feel vindicated in knowing that this one is going to have everyone on the side of Team Lymp.

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A Thank You from yer gerls πŸ₯°

This spooky season was our most ambitious yet and we managed to pull it off thanks to your kind and sweet support so we can only hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we did. Having said that, we’re hightailing it to Spain for a few days so we can recover, so we’ll be back to the fun next week ...

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HOAX Outtakes

Some BTS nonsense from the filming of the movie, which will obv contain spoilers if you haven't seen it! πŸ›Έ 

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HOAX PREMIERE Q&A

We've never looked so atrocious.

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HOAX Livestream begins in 45 minutes!

Head over to the ch'nell at 5:30pm GMT to join us for a live chat for 30 mins before the movie starts. We decided that a full hour was a bit too heavy for the pre-show chat if folks are also then going to watch 80 minutes of us πŸ˜‚ 

See you there, puffins! πŸ›Έ 

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Full Of It #223 - Clowns

What the holy hell is it about clowns that are so unnerving. I've always found it fascinating that people have phobias of clowns when they're a relatively recent, man-made concept as opposed to something that you can trace back to primitive response reactions, like snakes. I'm not personally both...

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The HOAX Prem is up! πŸ›Έ

Set your notifications, puffins - and bring a change of undies. 😏 


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HOAX arrives Sunday @ 6pm GMT

Join us at 5pm this Sunday for a livestream on the ch'nel before the prem of the big Halloween movie at 6!

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GRIM TOUR OF BOURNEMOUTH 2

The sequel documentary in which we discuss more grim tales from our hometown.

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Spooky Season Update πŸŽƒ

yeeesHELLOYESSS!! 

We're getting toward the end of October and we're on track to release our garbage which includes the Grim Tour 2 dropping this weekend! It'll be available tomorrow at 4pm BST for High Priests and above, going public Sunday at 6.

There won't be a Full Of It tomo...

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Olympia Reads 'The Haunting of Hill House' by Shirley Jackson

In what has become an annual Halloween tradition, this special edition of Full Of It is a full reading. This year, thanks to cult puffin Tom, I was able to delve into the most quintessential of haunted house tales in the form of 'The Haunting of Hill House' by American novelist Shirley Jackson. View Post

Let's Carve PUMPKINS!

I'd like to think that we'd carve pumpkins all year round if they grew as such, but just for today, join us for this special annual gourd-scraping adventure. πŸŽƒ

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HOAX - Official Trailer (2022)

The first feature-length motion picture presentation from the idiots who brought you, 'I Want To Be A Sofa'.

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Let's Decorate for HALLOWEEN 2022!

πŸŽƒ Join us for a day of crafting and decorating as we enter into spooky season for 2022. ⚰️ 

(This was briefly posted earlier on but we had to wipe the first version because of a mistake, if you wondered 😏)

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Full Of It #222 - The Enfield Haunting

The Enfield haunting or Enfield poltergeist was a purported case of supernatural phenomena that occurred at an address in Enfield, London between 1977 and 1979. Single mother Peggy and her young daughters Janet and Margaret claimed to be disturb...

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Full Of It #221 - Hocus Pocus 2

It's a very strange feeling to finally be presented with something you've wanted for the best part of 3 decades. For many of us, Hocus Pocus informs an annual Halloween tradition so the fact that they even considered a sequel is very ballsy. Nova and I watched it the moment it was released to Dis...

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Movies We ALWAYS Watch In October

As we officially enter spooky season for 2022, we're starting with our canonical list of movie and TV show recommendations. πŸŽƒ 

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Our Most EXPENSIVE Toy Review Yet

Nova has not-so-secretly wanted to get their mitts on this viral toy sensation ever since she first lay her eyes on it last Christmas. Today we finally sat down to see if this rather complicated kids toy is worth the hefty price tag.

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