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Longlegs Reaction/Commentary

Finally got to watch Longlegs and I absolutely loved it! I’m not sure what you would call this video, it’s kind of a reaction and a commentary rolled into one. Let’s say 40% reaction, 40% commentary, 20% analysis, 110% ramble. It was about two and a half hours long but I’ve chopped it dow...

You have spoken

Okay so firstly thank you all for the suggestions, easily my most commented on post and that tells me something valuable on it's own, clearly I should be asking for you guys to pick more often. So let's do that.

When I went to sleep last night it was pretty clear Silence of the Lambs was w...

Pick which movie we cover here next!

So I spent all day recording a three hour commentary to Dune 2, and then editing it, only to find out I definitely can't just post all of Dune 2 on my Patreon, lol. Probably should have checked first. It's essentially unreleasable now because I was reacting to stuff as it played out and it's alre...

Azrael/Succubus Double Trailer Reaction

A super rambly reaction video for the trailers to upcoming indie horror films 'Azrael' and 'Succubus'.

I'm going to try and get some more Patreon content up this week because this didn't really scratch the itch, but it's here if you want it, and regardless of my rambling both films absol...

The state of this...

Just a quick message alongside my Youtube status. This is not me:

https://www.tiktok.com/@a24yo_horror_junkie

It's someone stealing my content vaguely pretending to be me. Thank you to ...

Hereditary - What Happens Next?

Seeing as the Hereditary Guide hit one million views I thought it was only fair we have a fun little bonus video to celebrate. This will be/is available on Youtube too if you prefer the player there, although I'm honestly not sure how long it will stay up as I'm playing fast and loose with the co...

Creasing laughing at this

Not the most professional post from me but someone linked me it and it's so funny I just had to share it. I actually do follow this subreddit and despite it just ripping on me I have to say I think they have some valid points.

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Quick update on The VVitch

Hello beautiful Patreon people, I am still tearing through the script to the VVitch, but I'm also arranging things for the production alongside that. I have an actual guest this time and it's a doozy. I will probably (privately) announce who that is here as soon as I have the files in hand, I jus...

The Completely Uncensored and Somewhat Remastered Guide to Hereditary

Sorry it took so long but at least we're just in time for the weekend! Same resolution but it sounds 10x better and doesn't have all the annoying beeps and censored scenes.

As with the Midsommar guide please be aware there are moments here with graphic violence and full-frontal nudity. It'...

One thing that I forgot

So I got up at 5am to give myself some time to work on the Hereditary remaster. And the bulk of that is watching myself back and trying to figure out where all the moments of censorship occurred. While doing so I noticed that I totally fudged this part^^

What I say in the video is that th...

Heretic Trailer Reaction

Just another shitpost/trailer reaction - but it's difficult to say no when it comes to A24 Horror. While editing I noticed like ten things I missed, I have also been told by my partner that it apparently stars Nat from Yellowjackets. Out of interest do we have any Yellowjackets fans in the house?...

Reacting to the Nosferatu Teaser Trailer

It is non-negotiable, we're doing a Complete Guide on this.

Just a quick video with my initial reaction to watching the Nosferatu teaser reveal. I'm very happy to see Eggers doing another horror and to me this looks like it knows exactly what it's trying to do.

[P.S. I do now reme...

Hårgalåten

I've had a few of you ask if there's anywhere you can listen to the version of Hårgalåten from the Midsommar video on its own anywhere. I'm not certain on timeframe yet but I wanted to let you know that Felicia is putting it up on her Youtube channel (and on Spotify), I'll post the link once it...

Quick Update

I haven't forgotten about The Complete(ly Uncensored) Guide to Hereditary, I'm just taking a little bit longer with it because I think I actually can bring the sound up to spec with more recent videos. So hopefully it's going to be 'The Completely Uncensored and Slightly Remastered Guide to Hered...

Civil War

Hi guys, another attempt at an almost podcast. This time discussing Civil War. A film I have quite a lot to say about. Be prepared to hear some pretty major criticism sent its way but also please know I am very grateful this movie exists.

There's a bit of a quick channel update for the fir...

CinemaSins Midsommar Reaction

Here you go guys, better late than never!

Also:

1. Work is now in full effect for The Complete Guide to The VVitch, if you have any questions/suggestions/demands etc for it then please let me know.
2. Let me know if you have any ideas for other Patreon content you'd like to see....

Little Update 22nd May

Hi guys, just a little ramble about stuff in an almost podcast format as I experiment with ways to get content up for you. The first 25-30 mins is just updating with personal stuff, various things from reception to the Midsommar vid to how I want to present content in the future.

The hour ...

CinemaSins Hereditary Video

I'm not sure how interesting this will be to anyone but here's an hour of me reacting to the Cinema Sins video for Hereditary. It's just meant to be something silly and it's mostly just rambling so please don't take it too seriously! Oh, and I screen recorded it in widescreen so it has a terrible...

Some light reading

Hi guys, I just wanted to say thank you all for the support over the last week, and welcome to all the newcomers. I've already started downsizing further at work so I can spend more time focusing on the channel. It's a scary (but exciting) change, and certainly one I wouldn't have been willing to...

The Affekt

Just wanted to share this here in case anyone wanted a better look at it. I haven't checked myself yet but Kirby from Midsommary has informed me that three members of the cast (Maja, Ulrika, Valentin) shared this on IG last night!

[I've also had to/am in the process of deleting my Instagr...

The Complete Guide to Midsommar

Finally done processing in beautiful 4k! Thank you so much for your patience today.

Please keep in mind this is going to have some quite extreme content on screen, so be careful who you're watching it around!

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Very sorry it's taking so long. From what I understand Patreon's processing time is entirely dependent on video duration and this one is a doozy. I had planned to have it all uploaded and ready to go but I realised that there was an issue with the audio levels and had to re-render everything. Ann...

Update on Upload

Still stuck on processing phase, I'm keeping the faith and it should be up here very soon but just as a plan B I've also started uploading another version as a private, demonetised link for Youtube that we can use temporarily. Probably won't need it but no harm in having a backup.

Releasing today

It's live on Youtube as of one minute ago, Patreon is still in the processing phase but I've been told by two people it can just be slow, especially for long videos and regardless of compression. Hopefully it shouldn't be too long now!

So excited for you all to see it!

Update 01/05/2024

I'm not quite ready to say this publicly but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have the Midsommar video released for May 6th (May Day). I've currently got just over 5 and a half hours completed and the video is looking to be just under seven hours long so I'm going to do my best to make it there in ti...

This Vessel Runs on Rage | Narrated by Toby Longworth

Hi guys, I'm so excited to share with you the audiobook for my novella 'This Vessel Runs on Rage'. It's a sci-fi/horror about extinction and the end of your world and it's narrated by Toby Longworth who you may know from The Horus Heresy/Star Wars The Phantom Menace/Ricky Gervais' 'Extras', and m...

Update 12/03

Everything is written, everything is recorded. I taught my partner to edit audio to save time (thank you darling) and I am full swing into editing the visuals for The Complete Guide to Midsommar.

That's not all! My novella has been sent to the voice actor and is in the process of being re...

Quick Update

Hey guys, just an update to let you know where I'm at:

1. The Complete Guide to Midsommar is currently at 70,000 words, probably at least 30,000 more to go and then I'll edit it down to around 80/85,000. I'm hoping the script will be finished around the end of the month and then it's strai...

Progress!

Firstly a quick thank you to the new faces, I'm sorry this page is so lacking right now but your support does mean the world to me.   

An update for you lovely people:   

1. The Complete Guide to Midsommar is going very well. I've been terrified about making this...

This should have been uploaded ad and censorship free for Patreon..

But unfortunately I suck. I had to rush the video, I then deleted it (and the project files) as soon as it was uploaded as I was running low on hard drive space, entirely forgetting that I needed to upload it again here. Mea culpa, very sorry about that. I did remember to add a thank you screen o...