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2024.12.19: Starting Now [EXTENDED]

Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, big hard drives, Nintendo Switch, achievement entitlement, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, keeping Mega64 alive, California's Bird Flu emergency, and the media's fascination...

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2024.12.18: Person Of The Year [EXTENDED]

Burnie and Ashley reveal the Morning Somewhere Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Burnie's no friends strategy, Butch and Sunny get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.

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2024.12.17: These Lying Kids [EXTENDED]

Burnie and his last guest for the year Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, beauty trends, oil training, rural laws, being jealous of Becca's first vehicle, Eames chairs, and debating which wood is the best wood.

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2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time [EXTENDED]

Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, worst moments working with Geoff Ramsey, Rocket Jump, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible secret of refrigeration.

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[BONUS] 2024.12.15: Catchup with JD

On our Sunday chat, JD talks about mental health, dissertations and ancient philosophers being disappointed with the new guard.

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2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos

Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old school Austin, the rareness of Austin natives, five generations of Austinites, terrible real estate decisions, Austin FC, UT's massive presence in Austin, haunted castles in Austin, early memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is d...

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2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club

Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, toxic positivity, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY speculation, and the continued rise of the Sti...

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2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff [EXTENDED]

In this very extended episode, Burnie and Geoff Ramsey discuss the housing market, calling friends on their birthday, choosing your sports allegiances, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, Yakov Smirnoff, leaning into controversy, rose tinted glasses, and a hundred other things.

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2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring

Burnie and his best-ever mentee Kerry Shawcross discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, nice eyebrows, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.

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2024.12.09: Bracketing

Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, missing journalist, Morning Somewhere's Story of the Year 2024, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet's shocking College Gameday appearance, Ashley's Christmas movie bracket, and Burnie's completely unbiased pi...

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[BONUS] 2024.12.08: The Christmas Movie Bracket Breakdown

Welcome to Ashley's Christmas Movie Bracket Breakdown, or ACMBB for short. In this video, she goes over each of the contenders , then gets down to business picking a winner after an exhausting 16+ hours of extreme Christmas Cheer. UPLOADED AS VIDEO ON PATREON.

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2024.12.06: The Nominees Are

[Extended Version for Patrons] Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on certain religions, Story Of The Year nominees, Alex Jones, chemicals in the water, milk carton kids, negativi...

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2024.12.05: Moon

Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors revival show, friends in bands, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, falling asleep, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, the decline of empathy, wealth divide, and Jason'...

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Sneak Peek: Morning Somewhere Online Store

Good morning, Patrons!

After several months of work we are ready to launch our online store, and we wanted to give our patrons early access before the store opens to everyone tomorrow.

As a ...

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2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster

Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley's Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, Hamilton, and how not to fry a turkey.

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2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year.

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2024.12.02: Year Of The Word

Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford's Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson's sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past.

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[BONUS] 2024.12.01: Red One

Burnie and Ashley discuss Red One, the epic Christmas action movie. Spoilers start about 20 minutes in. But it's a Christmas movie. There's a problem with Christmas and they fix the problem. It's not high art.

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2024.11.29: Name A Woman

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's grumpy morning, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia's economy, naming a woman, Billy On The Street, Tesla headlines, VPN's decline, and Texas A&M's student military organization.

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2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing

Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SPIDERS IN FOOD.

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2024.11.27: Bog Spiders

Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining mods, stupid ad placements, and Thanksgiving spiders.

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2024.11.26: Making Glicked Happen

Burnie and Ashley discuss inorganic memes, Wicked's box office hopes, Gladiator II, giant comets, manufacturing apocalypses, Macy's accounting woes, and the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

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2024.11.25: Intermittency

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying intermittent tech issues, quirks in first cars, how to change a light bulb, problems lost to time, drooping headliners, reboot voodoo, Balatro's new milestone, carrots vs sticks, preferred Minecraft platforms, game difficulties, FTL, Mush's video appearance, Gae...

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[BONUS] 2024.11.24: The Turmeric Conspiracy - A Video Episode, Chapter 1

Burnie and Ashley switch on the video cameras to discuss anxiety-inducing videos, sugary breakfast cereals, regional food terms, outwriting George RR Martin, silent screaming, the big turmeric conspiracy, developing coffee math, updates on coins and transcripts, and confusing headlines. THIS IS A...

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2024.11.22: Donkey Envy

Burnie and Ashley discuss tap to pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus.

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2024.11.21: Wicked Ways

Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, sexy snowmen, falling out online, Wicked's drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Dune, flubbed intros, Travolta's big comeback, earned humility, ...

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2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcastFace

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, theme park disasters, surprisingly dangerous Immersion stunts, and Ashley's worst Amazing Race injur...

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2024.11.19: Body Horrified

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The Substance, Passion of Mind, Daisy the Grandma AI, the karma of scamming old people, Dead Space, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, The Ga...

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2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up

Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia.

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[BONUS] 2024.11.17: Q&A 008

Welcome to Q&8, now with an extra slow lightning round.

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