My sweet bad ass little baby Patrons!
Hope everyone is doing their damndest to be safe these days! These are kinds of t imes that are trying for everyone and we cannot thank you enough for continuing to support us through this wildest of times! But! We got ourselves a treat right here...
2020-05-14 14:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostSo as you may or may not know, Patrons have been enjoying Manly Movie Monday since 2018, so we have a backlog of MMM Shoots we'll be turning into YouTube content while we're under quarantine!
But what we are super excited about is getting back to shooting some more videos and we'd love to h...
2020-05-02 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hye hey Patrons!
You know him, you quote him, you should absolutely be glad he's jail, the Man of the Pandemic Hour, Joe Exotic finally found his way into our living rooms!
Since we had all already voraciously consumed the main 7 episodes of Tiger King, we were intrigued a...
2020-05-01 10:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Ready to ride Eternal with us into the Monochrome Madness that is the Black & White Cut of "Mad Max: Fury Road"?
We fuckin' thought so!! Now check our previous post for directions to sign up for TWO SEVEN IF YOU DIDNT GET A CHANCE, but if you have you should be all set!
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We’re talking our first and last movie theater experiences on this weeks livestream!!!
Xoxo,
ST and HB
2020-04-28 22:49:43 +0000 UTC View Post
What's up P-trons!!!
There's a bunch of y'all who just joined us in Patreon Vallhallah this week and we thank you! As hindered as we've been in making content for Ye Olde Tube and for you lovely Patrons despite trying to Shelter-In-Place, we got a lot of brand new features.
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Whats up Patrons! We've been combing the back log to keep the content rolling out and we decided to unEarth the VERY FIRST MANLY MOVIE MONDAY EVER!!!
Before we got our current streaming platform together we were in the dark days of Dropbox, we did Gareth Evan's masterfully unrelenting...
2020-04-20 19:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY HEY!!! What's up Patrons!!
It's that time yet again!! The Burly Bois are back and we're contemplating the end of the world, Nuclear proliferation and the moral conundrums of global leadership!
But we're not watching the News! We're checking out CRIMSON TIDE!
Hi everyone! Gettin fired up now, so pop on over to the ol youtube to hang out with us.
2020-04-14 23:10:06 +0000 UTC View PostHi everybody! Just a quick heads up for our upcoming livestream dates- will be doing more remote hangs due to the shelter in place order, and the dates will be Tuesday, April 14 and Tuesday, April 28, both at 6PM CST.
Also, if you're watching Westworld, be sure to tune in for our weekly rec...
2020-04-05 19:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahoy, all you, responsible, lovely SHELTER IN PATREON Bastards out there!
That's actually a great hastag. #ShelterInPatreon
Ahem, anyhooo...
Envision a film so fucking ridiculous, so cheap, and so hilariously self-aware it was like it was fucking built in a state-of-...
2020-04-02 22:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Well now that we're all fucking settled and fucking inside and not fucking doing fucking any-fucking-thing we can figure out how to pass the time but still hang!
And by God, I think we've figured it out!
If you've been watching our Picard Reactions you sorta got a taste of...
2020-03-29 01:33:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pals!
We just popped this thing off, join us!
2020-03-24 23:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We got your goddamn Penultimate Hunkered down in Bunkertown reaction right here y'all!
As we're sure you guys are chillin' like the villains you are, we remotely set up a synced watch of Star Trek: Picard so we can keep giving you guys the exclusive content that you all deserve! ...
2020-03-24 16:28:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Turns out you don't need no damn Zhadt Vash or Synths or what have ya to bring about the end of Goddamn Planet!
In what will probably be our last joint watch party for a hot minute, we checked out the mostly engaging and at the end, PICARD AS FUCK PEP TALK LADEN episode of Star Trek: ...
2020-03-19 03:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post
In what is surely the most incidinary Watchmen shoot to date, hang out with Sean, Max and Emil as they watch Watchmen's superb First and Only season!
Without Morgan's watchful eye, we sorta really go for it as far as the edgy jokes
2020-03-14 13:30:59 +0000 UTC
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Teetering between a state of abysmal composition and abject mediocrity, lies the Bois of House Burlington and 2005's own cinematic abomination DOOM!
To escape the pr...
2020-03-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're talking about virus movies, shows, and our own experiences!!!
xoxo,
Sean Tanktop
2020-03-10 22:57:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Whats up Number Ones!
Well fucking cue up your old Sarah McLachlan tapes cause we have the most upsetting death of the entire season!
Hang with the Picardians of House ...
2020-03-09 11:44:36 +0000 UTC View PostHello everybody!
Just wanted to hop on and let y'all know the live stream dates this month will be Tuesday, March 10 and Tuesday March 24, both at 6PM CST.
If you can't make the time, still stay posted, we have some commentary schmommentary, shitty movie night, and more on the way! 2020-03-03 18:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for making it oh so rad for us in House Burlington by being a Patron subscriber!
This week we got weird Freddy Kruger dreams, Hugh giving us Gandalf in the mines of Moria vibes, and by God, the first time Soji and Picard's storylines have merged!!!
2020-03-02 11:40:43 +0000 UTC
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Oy!
The zany and fun time we were expecting literally got off to a literally eye-popping start with this week's episode of Star Trek: Picard!
Holy lord in heaven there were some tonal swings in this episode and some worked, some didn't as per usual with this program! ...
2020-02-26 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We're talking about all the weird jobs we had today on the Stream and a whole lot of other ish!
Come Hang at 6pm Central!
2020-02-25 23:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post
A fun, albeit still kinda wonke Episode 4 of Picard!
How many Hologram servant fuck partners does Rios have now?
Does Picard endear himself to Dustin even more by being annoyed AF by kids?
And furthermore, how much would we want to chow down on some Romulan Naan?
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Mother of InstaGod Patrons!
Have we got the groan-inducing, Generation Z-themed stinker for yall today!
As the absolute most recent movie in Shitty Movie Night history, we hope you'll feel as hilariously fucking old as we did watching "F@#$ The Prom" from the foul ye...
2020-02-15 13:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Starfleet!
Prepare to engage in a Patreon Exclusive!
We've been loving the new weekly breakdowns we've been doing for the new CBS All Access series Star Trek: Picard!
BEFORE WE GET GOING! I CONFESS!
THIS WEEK THERE WAS A TOTAL SCREW UP and the video...
2020-02-10 12:39:40 +0000 UTC View PostHellooo lovely patrons,
Hope everyone is having a nice weekend so far!
Just wanted to give y'all a heads up for the Feb livestream dates- we will be firing up this upcoming Tuesday (Feb 11th) as well as Tuesday Feb 25, both times at 6pm CST.
We can't wait to chill with eve...
2020-02-09 17:29:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Blow off some Steam Patrons!
We got our selves the first Manly Movie Monday of 2020 and holy shit are coming out with a hot slab of 80's Arnie goodness with 1985's Totally-Not-McBain-Actioneer COMMANDO!
We have a One-Liner Count and Wager (and promptly fuck it up), contemp...
2020-02-08 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We go live at 6pm y’all so just about 15 min!!!
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