Shitty Movie Night: Pompeii (2014)
Added 2020-05-14 14:01:03 +0000 UTCMy sweet bad ass little baby Patrons!
Hope everyone is doing their damndest to be safe these days! These are kinds of t imes that are trying for everyone and we cannot thank you enough for continuing to support us through this wildest of times! But! We got ourselves a treat right here!
Locked in the House Burlington vault, a Shitty Movie Night we did in the Sweet Long Summer of March 2019!
We're talking about the Kit Harrington-SNL-Monologue-SHAT-Upon-Sword=and-Sandal stinker, Paul W. S. Anderson's Pompeii.
When we sat down, along with our dear friend Lindsey Romaine who was visiting during Star Wars Celebration and watched this $100 million budgeted turd.
Now, we just have a ball laughing at this thing, but bear in mind some of our comments are all being made in a pre-GOT SEASON 8 world! We haven't seen Season 8, we haven't seen Endgame, and we haven't seen Rise of Skywalker. For those reasons alone, this video a weird nostalgia trip back to a simpler time!
Watch as we cruelly laugh at rocks smashing exttas heads in, take bets on how long between Kit's lines of dialogue ( I think he literally says only 20 words the entire film), and lambast Kiefer Sutherland lazy as balls haircut, looking as though he's strode out of a Landrover from the set of 24.
Follow this password-protected link to hang with the socially un-distant gang in our ignorant March 2019 bliss!
https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/a79adbb7191de2c12e/shitty-movie-night-pompeii-pre-s8
Password: Zootopia
We got another Manly Movie Monday from the Vault dropping along with our extended watches of The Last Dance and new Patron-exclusive Podcast series making it's debut shortly!
xoxo,
Sean Tanktop and House Burlington
