Shitty Movie Night: 95% of VelociPastor (2019)
Added 2020-04-02 22:04:43 +0000 UTCAhoy, all you, responsible, lovely SHELTER IN PATREON Bastards out there!
That's actually a great hastag. #ShelterInPatreon
Ahem, anyhooo...
Envision a film so fucking ridiculous, so cheap, and so hilariously self-aware it was like it was fucking built in a state-of-the-art lab from the parts of the great C-list movies that came before it were stored!
That film would be VelociPastor! And those idiots that this film was made for are your very own House Burlington regulars!
In a time of uncertainty, 'Velocipastor' is answering the hard questions!
Why DO they call him Frankie Mermaid?
How long does it take to literally will Angel into a fit of laughter?
And what film might contain the most unexpectedly rad sex scene in all of B-Cinema?
The Answer is fuckin' VelociPastor!!!
Also just a heads up, the camera ran out of disc space cause I thought I had deleted some files and had room, so thats my bad, but we only missed the last 5 minutes. Spoilers: VelociPastor lives to Prey on injustice for another day and gets the girl!
Follow the password-protected link to hang in place with the crew:
https://seantanktop.vids.io/videos/1891d3b11d1ce4c490/smn-velocipastor-2019
Password: BitesAssForTheLord
Love love love you all and hope you and yours are being kept safe and AT HOME as much as possible!
xoxo,
Tanktop & House Burlington
Comments
He absolutely is! When the time comes we can’t wait to have him back and do some shoots together again!
Sean TankTop
2020-10-15 08:15:39 +0000 UTCAngel is the most adorable beautiful boy I’ve ever seen 😻 I want to take him out to a nice lobster dinner! 🦞
Austin Keith
2020-10-15 06:35:12 +0000 UTC
