Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here to give you all a quick heads up that there will be an Asylum narrative discussion Discord chat on Friday 10am Shanghai Time.
This will take place at the following times around the world...
New York &...
2021-03-17 08:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
My headache has gone from deathly to manageable so I'm back with an update. But first, thank you, to everyone who sent well wishes. If you scroll back in the Patreon posts, you can find the image of a CT scan that reveals why I get these headaches. Unfortunately, knowi...
2021-03-17 02:07:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Just a quick note to say that I had intended to write an update this morning... but I've been struck with another Killer Migraine... the sort that makes me feel like I want to vomit on the keyboard. Now that I know the source of these things (pinched nerve in my ...
2021-03-16 02:59:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with a bit of an update about the next art print.
As you may have seen recently, we asked you to choose your favorite between the 2 images in this post to see which won and that would become the next print (for those charged in April).
...
2021-03-15 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Behold The Jabberwock 2.019! Emerged from his Crypt of Improvement ready to take on The Chaos and save Wonderland... Except you know he's not going to save Wonderland, is he? Nah!
But it was nice to think a saviour was waiting behind that door who would mak...
2021-03-09 05:51:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
It's Monday here in Shanghai... heading into another "Live Stream Week" - there will be a livestream at the usual time this week - with TONS going on.
The Asylum Team continues their work on design, art, and story for Alice: Asylum. I'm wor...
2021-03-08 15:55:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
We want to give a huge thanks to all our supporters that are already making 2021 an incredible year for the Plushie Dreadful line on our Mysterious store.
https://bit.ly/plushiedreadfuls...
2021-03-04 15:09:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
I'm working with Alex to push the Asylum Narrative towards the next stage of completion. This has involved fleshing out backstory and motivation for the cast of characters surrounding Alice (in Wonderland and London - past and present). Radcliffe, The Queen (of H...
2021-03-04 06:31:47 +0000 UTC View PostDear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with another poll for you to take part in.
As you might remember from the recent poll where I asked what art prints we should be doing this year, the next one we have lined up (for those charged in April) is the one below, the orangey floating cast...
2021-03-03 03:59:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Wanted to say THANK YOU for all the support and kindness in your reactions to the "OZ: Adventures" announcement we shared yesterday. It's great to be partnered with such a respected and successful film production company as Radar Pictures... but ...
2021-02-26 03:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
In case you missed the Live Stream earlier today, you can watch the recording over on Twitch or YouTube... Twitch Recording is here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/927367450
...
2021-02-25 07:17:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Tomorrow is a HUGE DAY with our first Livestream from the New Studio.
And Alex Crowley will join the stream to talk about writing, planning, and managing on Alice: Asylum - with tons of new art and design to discuss.
Plus,...
2021-02-24 08:22:24 +0000 UTC View PostDear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with a quick question for you about next month's print.
The image above was selected in a previous poll as a popular choice.
However we have a modifie...
Dear Insane Children,
Joey's delivered an excellent illustration depicting Alice engaged in a battle-for-life game of Croquet Forever. As described in the scene text for this game, it doesn't really matter if you win or lose, live or die, because this game just goes o...
2021-02-18 01:15:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
I've just finished a review and feedback session on all the art and design content that was delivered during "The Time of The Move" and... Wow!
Of this illustration by Norm, Omri says...
i think we ought to add some weapons and i'm thin... 2021-02-10 01:24:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with your first "Lucky 5" of the year.
And again, due to busy stuff and office moves and all that, it's a double month since I didn't do January.
Sorry :P
You know the drill by now, using Google's RNG, 10 people from Patreon an...
2021-02-09 12:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Rarrrr! We're back! And with a fantastic new illustration from Joey. If you recall from a previous post, Joey was given some feedback on how to improve the Encounter with The Duchess Scene... and this is what she came up with. Wooo faceless horror!
Wh...
2021-02-05 02:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Last weekend, I went into the city with Lucky and Yan to meet friends for lunch. Some of the other kids at the get-together were sick with a cold; so Lucky and Yan got sick immediately. My immune system fought valiantly for a few days... and then I got sick. Bumm...
2021-01-21 01:53:53 +0000 UTC View PostDear Insane Children,
Font Lord here again.
How are you?
Just stopping by to remind you of 2 things.
1) February is when the $75 tier changes.
Starting next month, the Chaos Necklace part of the $75 tier is being replaced with the Hysteri...
Dear Insane Children,
It's freezing in Shanghai! We've just gone through a cold wave described as "the coldest days in 20 years" and... my feet are freezing! Houses in Shanghai are not famous for being well insulated. As I sit here at my desk working, the thermometer reading is 10c (5...
2021-01-12 02:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here again :)
Letting you all now know that the Chaos Necklace reward is gone and has been replaced with the Hysteria Rabbit + Tote Bag.
Wheeee !!
This will affect everyone at the $75 tier and above charged from Feb 1st onwards. 2021-01-08 06:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with the final result of your choice for the next 6 art prints.
Honestly, surprised that Alice's burning family didn't make the cut, but hey, that's why we're asking you, so we can make the right decision on what to print :)
So, t...
2021-01-07 05:45:41 +0000 UTC View PostDear Insane Children,
Font Lord here wishing you all a Happy New Year and that your first 3 days of 2021 are off to a flying start :)
[American also here proofreading Font Lord's post and maybe being mean to him.]
So, down to business.
We would like you ...
Dear Insane Children,
Happy 2021! Here's hoping your year is already off to a great start. We're heading into the Chinese calendar year of the "Metal Bull" - and I'm going to say we should interpret that as the year that we Rock-And-Roll while nothing can stop us. According...
2021-01-04 01:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Happy (almost) New Year! 2020 was a bit crap. But it's almost over and... well, here's hoping (REALLY HOPING) that 2021 brings us a bunch of good stuff.
Speaking of good stuff...
We had a fun live stream over Twitch yester...
2020-12-31 03:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostDear Insane Children
Font Lord here with the last Lucky 5 of 2020.
Wheeee !!
Actually, this is the Lucky 10 since due to insane busy-ness, last month's lucky 5 didn't get done.
Sorry about that.
So as you know, we use the powah of Google's RNG feature to...
Dear Insane Children,
Merry Christmas! (At least it is Christmas here in Shanghai). Woo!
And I have presents for you!
First up, the revised version of Hysteria Rabbit and Tote Bag:
2020-12-25 01:39:25 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Merry Christmas! Which, when you think about it, as an incredibly morbid thing to go around saying to one another. Why? Well, according to the Internets:
The word "Mass" is strictly a Catholic word and thus, so is "Christ-Mass." "Mass" in religiou...
2020-12-24 15:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord here with... well... whatever this is :D
As you can see, we have received the V1.0 prototype of the Hysteria Rabbit from the factory, and let's jus...
2020-12-22 05:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Insane Children,
You may have noticed that it's been a bit quiet around the Asylum these days...
That's because I've barely had two minutes to rub together. Yan's mom had to rush back to her hometown in 2020-12-18 01:42:30 +0000 UTC View Post