Bonus Episode 4 - Porn Savers, The Singularity, Cuck Advice
Added 2016-10-24 17:25:29 +0000 UTCAt long last, I bring in the biggest solution in the universe. A trillion dollar idea that will be more important than the television, assembly line production, and fire rolled into one. It's a device. A device will change your life. This is the Oculus Rift killer. It will be the foundation of a new economy, not one based on money or labor, but on pornography. Of course I am talking about Porn Savers.
On behalf of all of The Dick Show Patreonis, I am giving this invention away to the citizens of Earth just like either Louis Pasteur or Jonas Salk. I can't remember which one. Enjoy.
Update: Video for this episode will be uploaded tomorrow.
Comments
Speaking of taking over the show, Asterios was my favorite comedian on TBPITU; that's including Maddox and Dick. I'm so glad he's back. Too bad he can't be on both podcasts right now. I'll just have to hope this hippie dippie time shit rings true... :)
Jesse Mills
2016-10-30 02:33:46 +0000 UTCThanks dude!
Asterios Kokkinos
2016-10-29 19:03:10 +0000 UTCAsterios- good job. Consistently funny throughout the episode. A good counter-balance to Dick. Would like to see more. Pressing F.
Adam Osborne
2016-10-25 12:54:36 +0000 UTCDid he freak out like Arnold in the opening scene of Kindergarten Cop?
2016-10-25 11:16:40 +0000 UTCMore like a mushroom head reader
Tim the Enchanter
2016-10-25 03:04:19 +0000 UTCI apparently can't rewind in any fashion using the Patreon app on iOS. Is there anything this app doesn't suck at doing?
Tim the Enchanter
2016-10-25 02:38:25 +0000 UTCI was going a little Dick crazy for abit first the underground fell apart then the Main facebook group became shit.
2016-10-25 02:32:50 +0000 UTCWhere is Choowan? I needs mah vidya!
Tim the Enchanter
2016-10-25 01:56:46 +0000 UTCthat episode made me skip biggest problem for a few weeks as well. I did not want to hear maddox talk about politics. and give his idiotic opinions
2016-10-25 01:53:28 +0000 UTCTalking about strip bars at the start, I was once in a strip bar in college one night and it was a girls first night, and while on stage her father walked in. He was a regular. She had no idea and he of course had no idea she was dancing there. it was amazing !
2016-10-25 01:36:47 +0000 UTCmaybe maddox had given up on taking his math test because the word problems were throwing him for a loop. kinda feel bad for him
Mortotem
2016-10-24 23:43:45 +0000 UTCMaddox has a literacy problem? Damn. I didn't know that. I just thought he had a little speech impediment thing going on. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Great moments came out of that, like "I'm an in-too-llectual."
2016-10-24 23:16:58 +0000 UTCWe got porn savers finally. I have one. Firestick and put fucking Kodi on it. Fuckin done. Porn all day.
EzeDzl
2016-10-24 22:27:57 +0000 UTCWas the libertarian episode the real beginning of the end? I remember I literally stopped listening to TBPINU after that episode because how stupid Maddox's argument was (and I hate Libertarians). The fans gave him soooo much shit, every comment was calling Maddox an idiot I almost felt sorry for him. I did end up coming back a couple months later and I caught up on the last episode right after the show ended. Totally worth it, this whole story and the hot goss has become as entertaining as the podcasts themselves.
Lettuce Jones
2016-10-24 22:25:17 +0000 UTCI was about to ask the same thing. Asterios is the perfect counter to Dick, but now he's broken bad and is more interesting.
Lettuce Jones
2016-10-24 21:48:13 +0000 UTCThe pornsaver needs a fingerprint reader. You can have e.g. your real porn unlocked via swiping your index finger, and your wife approved porn via your thumb.
Dennis Kiley
2016-10-24 21:33:03 +0000 UTCso goddamn funny.
2016-10-24 21:18:26 +0000 UTCSo what would you have to make on Patreon to have Asterios as a regular co-host
2016-10-24 21:16:11 +0000 UTCBetterfap.com might be what you're looking for Dick.
2016-10-24 20:04:44 +0000 UTCAsterios's impression at about 14:00 is fucking great.
Ryan Young
2016-10-24 20:03:20 +0000 UTCFantastic Episode. Super glad to have Asterios back on the show. When are you going to put the PornSaver™ on Dickstarter.com? I'd pledge a couple dollar towards that. My systems for porn separation are far too complicated.
2016-10-24 19:32:25 +0000 UTCVideo is coming, but the video guy is not as fast as Sean.
Dick Masterson
2016-10-24 18:51:29 +0000 UTCas much as I hate somethingawful's politics they do make pretty good content and it is fairly well reflected in asterios
2016-10-24 18:00:28 +0000 UTCNo video for this episode?
Kevin James
2016-10-24 17:42:38 +0000 UTCHanging out and spit-balling all those fake porn site makes was so much fun! More people should tune in to the live streams when MaximumPanic makes the thumb nails.
2016-10-24 17:41:00 +0000 UTCAsterios is divorced, separated from Madcuck, acting like a badass in general it seems. Fuck yeah!
Lettuce Jones
2016-10-24 17:39:03 +0000 UTCSo great to hear Asterios again!
2016-10-24 17:34:04 +0000 UTCI worked hard on those porn site names.
Ty
2016-10-24 17:33:54 +0000 UTC
