Episode 22 - Dick on Voting

It's interesting to hear how much genuine concern Dick has for the labor conditions of illegal migrants. That isn't an angle lefties ever want to consider.

Fuck yeah!! That was some Maynard James Keenan shit right there. That was impressive as fuck! 70%?!

Best Yeah!!!! Ever!

Finally listened to the debate. Dick said what I've been saying for years. We CAN get Americans to work those jobs, we just need to be ready to pay $5/an Apple.

Xocë

indeed. also madcucks is almost outearning some other guy with a similar name on patreon

And debate both sides

Just swallow a wifi dongle and wait a couple of hours.

DatBoi

Just don't accidentally use your mansplaining cane as a pool cue.

JLH Fitness

Sorry Dick, I will have zero internet in jail. I can make phone calls though.

Lettuce Jones

Ya just county jail. No internet at all. Prison is better you have way more freedom and can even get a tv in your cell.

Lettuce Jones

Madcucks should read the news

Dick Mcgruder

There are other podcasts where the host is such an egomaniac he believes the only person who can debate him is himself taking the other position

Safari Bakari

Must be all that Sativa

punishur

Dicktales! Woo-oo

punishur

This is less gay than getting a blowjob from a guy. And that's definitely not gay... right?

DatBoi

BTW, bring back Madcucks. His bit is one of the funniest things about this show.

This is me seeing Sean on video for the first time. He looks like a model or actor. You guys weren't kidding when you said he was handsome.

This episode was absolutely the best, so far. The pool table rant was funny and so true. The girlfriend porn watching thing is fucking spot on (I feel very uncomfortable when I watch that stuff with my girlfriend as well). The debate wasn't my favorite, but the two of you did bring in some good points from both sides. I would have to say, though, that Dick won this debate. This is also coming from a guy who hates both Hillary and Donald. I definitely don't have a horse in this race... or I should say that this country is just beating a dead horse by electing one of these two giant assholes as our next president. But then again, who else are you going to elect? It's business as usual in America.

I have a big carom table in my house. Shit is dope, playing without having to pay or be disturbed. Just two guys getting shitfaced, playing carom billiards and talking shit. Awesome way to spend a friday night.

Lord Burn

Happy belated birthday. I guess madcucks gave you the best unintended present last year. We probably wouldn't have this show otherwise.

PowerCage01

See! The ass farming truth will come out as well.

Dick Masterson

Happy Belated Birthday Dick

Moving a pool table is a whole different league than moving a piano. I have an upright and it's heavy as fuck but manageable with a uhaul and some friends on moving day. A pool table, at least the real ones with giant pieces of stone in them weigh a ridiculous amount I can't even speculate on. They need to be disassembled, moved in pieces and reassembled and re-felted. While this could be done by regular people in theory, it would most likely work out terribly. Much like the button story, it's something to hire a professional to do. Source - Parents have a huge heavy pool table that never fit perfectly in the 3 large houses they've had it in. We used a short child's cue for the bad angles. We used that thing for about 3 months, then it forever became a place to store junk on mostly and I never wanna play pool at bars.

I think technically Lettuce Jones will be going to jail, not prison. He said less than a year which would be a county jail or something like that. From what I've heard, jail is a much worse place to be than prison in all aspects, especially as far as amenities, not a chance of internet.

The Real Best Debate in the Universe

DatBoi

He will judge the molds by the angle, vaininess, and maybe taste?

Stigg Bernard

Dick was right! Sean, is a Penis Judging Prick!

Stigg Bernard

And I cannot believe its not butter.

DatBoi

god i love long podcasts this is perfect

its not a receding hairline its a tiny face

Happy fuckin late Birthday

Alexander Sturm

Can't wait to hear the debate

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS GRAPHIC

Asterios Kokkinos

I wish the moderators of the real presidential debates were more like Dustin. He's just like a me at work; wearing uncomfortable clothes and just trying to get out of there and on his couch by 5:30. "You're out of time... okay, fuck it, just get your point in... Alright, 30 seconds to respond... no? Okay, fuck it, whatever."

Every time a new episode drops, I'm quietly hoping it's at least an hour and a half long as the page loads. At over 2 hours and 45 minutes, this episode will be a true test of how much Dick I really want.