A Special Message for Dick Show Patreonis

59:07 It's pronounced MrJewey, Dick, you think I'm some sort of Goo Monster? GFY

Hell yeah I'm at 4:00!

Yes! You got my name right at 47:54! Much dicklove from me for doing this stupid video. <3

49:27! Awesome!!!!!!!

Devin Thelen

59 minutes. 59 minutes and 10 seconds I had to wait for my GFY. Totally worth it.

chux4w

Not the worst pronunciation of my name I've ever heard :)

Lord Burn

I am so pleased to have my name pronounced correctly. Thanks Dick!

Serious respect to the commitment on this. Nice job.

This is the best thing ever.

A go fuck myself at 7:24! Woo! I'm glad you picked up on Matt Barr's name, I'll never forget the fight that never was.

Kyle Belmont

Lol fuck yeah im a degenerate.

Dick, you nailed my name on the first try. That's the first time anyone has ever done that! A sassy go fuck yourself to you too bud

lucky me i only had 16 minutes to wait for it

Mephisto Firelord

Girls in college love Monet? Damn, I should've gone to college. Also I'll try to do my best interpretation of fucking myself in the particular way you described.

It's been an honor GFY

You pronounced my name right this time woo! I will absolutely go fuck myself now, and I'll be thinking of you, Dick.

Lahna May

Epic, truly epic.

Max Hydrogen

Thanks Dick!

You should have used "get raped" instead of "go fuck yourself." That way you can claim you really do have a rape list.

fuck fuck

mirol

fuck you too buddy!

AT ~ 26 min, its kooch at it was funny to see him think it through and try to correct it in the event my last name wasn't slang for anything

I felt special when Dick spent extra time on my name

I waited 59+ minutes to hear my name, and it was worth it. Dick, thank you. A hearty Go Fuck Yourself, sir! Keep making this amazing content so that I can give you more money.

Royden

Yes, go yourself fuck!

Chris

This is gold!

Dick go fuck yourself

Mike R

I took your advice at 32:31 and fucked myself with all these Z's. It went well. Thanks Dick. GFY2

Joey

I humbly accept your offering of a verbal dildo for which to intercourse myself with.

GFY buddy! That's some good lookin' hair you got there! \m/

Go fuck yourself

Joshua sanders

Holy shit I feel so special <3

I audibly said "no fuck you" when i had customers in line after i heard my name. Good thing I work third

I don't know which Alex is me

Dick pronouncing my name was definately one of the most erotic experiencies of my life. It's just spanish, and Andrés has an accent mark on the E. I FUCKING LOVED THE ATTENTION THOUGH GFY

Andrés Lozoya

Changed my name in case of another GFY video in the future.

Kevin James

You actually managed to pronounce my name right the first time. Congratulations, and go fuck yourself.

GunsBeerFreedom

Dick-senpai noticed me! *giggles*

Not only did you pronounce my name better than Maddox did on Biggest Problem, you also didn't take my words out of context. Go fuck yourself, buddy.

Have to find a way to turn this into a ringtone.

Go Fuck Yourself

Teddy Bear Syrup

I got two Go Fuck Yourself's!

RegisMasterium

An hour of GFY's. Impressive

Scott Kelly

Thanks Dick, and of course, go fuck yourself.

You should wear your hair down more often, it's beautiful.

Christopher Heeley

Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!

Bootyman

So chuffed right now

Bootyman

It was like he was staring into our souls

Xocë

I just screamed with joy.

No idea where my name is. This has turned into a little game now. Hope I find myself

Jercyan

35:30, I even got a 2nd GFY for free. Dick, I'm proud of you too. Was expecting a "Juan Nugent".

Eyyy now I can go fuck myself, Onya Dick!

Biggie Talls got 2 GFY. I demand a repeat.

It's pronounced "Vill-helm" and Sinklar is pronounced just the same as Sinclair

41:03 Fresh back from rolling to the Go Fuck Yourself store. Fucked myself good.

Strum. Everyone in the world gets it wrong. Lol, good attempt. The Alexander was very clear, so that's good though. It's pronounced sterm. Crazy ass German names.

Alexander Sturm

I know what I'm listening to before bed every night now.

47:10 thanks man!

Johnny Steen

He told me to go fuck myself in a spiffy way. Life complete.

Spaceman

Right before the 20 min mark. Limped Dick. It's pronounced José but as spelled by my Russian friends. GFY.

Xocë

"There can be only one" - love it. Thanks Dick! Go fuck yourself.

53:45 GFM!

I found it!

Thank you Dick! GFY!

Corey Wilson

Thanks brother, and a hearty GFY to you as well

Erik sayen

When can I buy that bomb-ass shirt?

At least you're cooler than Spinach Smith

Lettuce Jones

Thanks for the new text message tone, Dick! GFY! 23:32

you forgot me :(

Me Llamo Es Aaron

Thanks for saying my last name right. I don't know why so many people think it's pronounced "Clemens."

Go fuck yourself Dick!

thorntizzle

I've been wondering how to say your name for 2 years.

Dick Masterson

Not sure I can actually compare to the likes of Lettuce Jones.

Julian Gottwald

36:29 I will come back to this every time I want to G to the F to the Myself

Holy shit, Dick. Good fucking LORD.

Christopher Griffith

I stopped what i was doing and roped one out. good idea, dick. I feel a lot better.

Dick, go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself too :D

Am I Joshk Back?

Thanks Dick! I will go fuck myself, it's been a while.

I love the idea that some people were worried about being listed on your site - I've ripped this and am uploading it for my Patrons just to show how great Patreon is - keep it up Dick - GFY

Levi Clay Transcriptions

Im watching this at work, just waiting to get fucked myself.

I don't think I've had somebody fuck up how to say my name as badly as you did Dick. Jesus Christ.

I listened to this entire thing at work. Go fuck yourself, Dick.

I said Chris?? What the hell. I recognize your name just by the shape. I guess now I'm feeling the Bern.

Dick Masterson

Ya blew it!

Dick Masterson

This is how it shows up on the list, I shit you not. Felipe Höttgen Espinosa.

Dick Masterson

WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE?

who wants to transcribe this?

funny name

Or maybe I'm back at M lol...

Matt

You mispronounced my name. GFY, Dick.

Basket of Grapes

You skipped my name on your list! :( Fucked the wrong kinda way!

Matt

That would be funny.

Dick Masterson

49 minutes in, Dick told me to GFY with such acid and effort that he ran out of steam. Love it!

Hey fuck you too, buddy

I think it would be funny to have a roll credits and all the patreonis were credited as executive producers at the end of your podcasts from now on.

Dick, you beautiful bastard! I['ve never been so honored to be told to fuck myself. I really appreciate the gesture, but did really just read off 1,700 names? Jesus christ, you need a figure out a better way to do this. It looks exhausting. anyway, Stay classy Dick, and GFY!

Colorless Green Void

You fucked my name up! Oh well, thank you Dick for giving me a heartfelt GFY.

I need a cigarette after all that - I came at 54:56. GFY.

Vaskaat

15:05 GFY Dick Masterson. The letter that is written with a/%$ or something in my name is the letter "å". It's basically an "a" with a little circle on top of it that in Norwegian (and other Scandinavian languages) represent a longer and darker "a"-sound (pronounced kind of like the “au”-sound in “haunt"). I often present myself as "Steele" (the English translation of my name) when traveling abroad. My name is spelled correctly in my profile on Patreon, so I was a rage when I saw it was spelled "Sta/%&le" Eilera/%&s" or something like that on the GFY page. What the fuck?!! I tried changing my name on the site to “Staale Eileraas” because I figured it was an automatic thing. It wasn’t. As much as that made me a rage, I’m still throwing in those $20 each month, because I'm not a fucking Clegg. It's usually not a problem having weird letters in my name, but some websites might want me to spell it the alternate way, which is "aa". And yes, Scandinavian keyboards have three extra letters (Æ, Ø and Å for Norwegian or Danish keyboards and Å, Ä and Ö for Swedish keyboards, because everything is backwards and wrong in Sweden) to the right of "P" and "L". /autismo

Go fuck yourself in some real fancy way for doing an entire hour of this haha

I donated money to have a funny failed podcast host tell me go fuck myself??? Best $5 ever spent.

Speedyshamrock

Go fuck yourself too Dick :D

I feel like I got a special GFY.

Ryan Young

39:27 Thanks Dick, go fuck yourself as well

Best way to celebrate the season. You rule, man.

Sleepnir

Can we get a video link/download so I can get post dick telling me GFY

Probably the closest anyone has ever gotten to pronouncing my name, go fuck yourself Dick.

Zachariah

wow that's a Iot of patreonis I always thought you were funny and entering enough that i'd listen to you read a telephone directory and this basically proves it GFY/graped

wolfbadger

Pretty fun video. Go fuck yourself Dick and the dick heads (even if you did call me Benjamin Smeddon)

And a great big GO FUCK YOURSELF to you too, Dick!

I'm 1 minutes and 30 seconds in but I still had to listen to the whole video for Dicks sweet Sweet voice

Hooray being almost at the end of the entire list, hahaha

CaptainZM

holy shit

Mike Cee

@ 43:23 Thanks Dick, got it right the first time. Glad you thought to double check on that though, very polite. You and Chschaeyawn and Asterios can all go fuck yourselves together. Cheers!

You are very welcome Dick. The pleasure is all mine.

Two for the price of one! Got my name in right before a drink break at 11:00, then re-read after the break. Score. GFY, Dick, and thanks for the content!

Adam Compton

And Dick, go fuck yourself.

Jager Mitchell

The best "GFY" I've ever received! Thanks Dick and a happy day of going and fucking yourself to you too. I wonder if tissue companies can market this? "Getting a GFY on GFY day? Well, Kleenex is here for you! Nothing like a Kleenex to Kleen up your GFY mess!"

42:22 Go Fuck Yourself Sir

Lanternten

30 min in and looking for my name still - Hope I find it or I will have to watch it again! God save the queen - and a Go Fuck Yourself to sir.

Lanternten

Just finished analyzing a fuck yourself. Thank you from Spectral Analysis!

Thank you for giving my last name the benefit of the doubt. You did it right. I take many answers! GFY Dick! Love you!!!

I cant believe you took all the time to do this for us dickheads. You truly are a gentleman and a scholar Dick, and if youre ever in the general area of Boston id buy you a fine glass of whiskey.

Aw go fuck yourself too! <3

Being told GFY AND having most of our names mispronounced is like 2 GFY for the price of one! Thanks Dick!

Hey Dick! GFY too! Keep up the good work!

Zorak

It's CLIFF, goddammit! C L I F F!!! Why does everyone call me Chris? ARRGHH!! Thanks for the message, and keep up the great work!

Cliff Bernzweig

So let me get this straight, I contribute money to this Patreon and all I get in return is being told to go fuck myself. I'll be complaining to the highest level of Patreon management. This is clearly sexist, as you don't know if I'm a woman, therefore it's potentially triggering which you failed to issue a warning for. There are many studies that show that telling supporters to go fuck themselves will results in no supporters at all! I want a go fuck yourself so small you can barely see it.

Thanks, you goddamn Dick guy!

Thanks Dick!

no, you

tarrball

Went ahead and fucked myself. Fuck you right back buddy!

Don Schlongerelli

My kids and I were just listening to a special GFY episode of TheDickShow and I was personally told to GFY. I was fine with it until my 5 year old told me the effect it would have on my personal and professional career, so thanks for that.

Fuck you too, Dick <3

Kevin Flesher

Thanks man, fuck you too!

Christ. Fuck you too, man.

The GFY page is a 404. The ultimate GFY

My name doesn't have a right pronunciation in English .Fuck you too dick !

Impressive! GFY, brosef

Paul Husson

I'm happy to have contributed to making a man spend an hour telling random names to go fuck themselves. It's amazing what $13,000/month can do

Thanks Dick, GFY2.

Fuck you too buddy! Appreciate it!

Lupine

Thanks, Dick! Fuck you too.

Slendamann

Lots more time on his hands since he was outed as a raper and embezzler and the social just heroes at the uptight citizens brigadier finally busted him. Are you even a Liberian? Dick....GFY.

Right back atchya!

THank you Dick. This means alot.

Oscar Harrell

Damn! Deuce Loosely? Hahahahahaha! Nice!

Ramlan Kamal

Those fuzzy warms.

Goddamn, now I wish I had used my real name

Sander

Dick not even attempting to pronounce my first surname AND mispronouncing my first name as Felice was pretty hilarious to me(19:04), Thanks Dick, GFY as well.

Thanks dick, I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning

Holy shit, you pronounced it right! You're a goddamn hero.

YEEEEEEAAAAHEHEHEEEEAAAA!!!!!

Awesome! thanks Dick, and GFY

Igor Van Amsterdam

14:29 And he actually managed to pronounce it mostly right.

Jan Roast... hahaha (39:27) A for Effort. GFY too you crazy bastard!

JR

52:53. GFY dude. Got myself a new text tone.

James Whiteley

The madman.

yay 37:06

Zach Owen

Two different Alex Walker's! Haha... no I just got wasted, lost my card, and had to enter in a new card once I cancelled the lost one. Thanks Dick!

Did you actually went through 1741 names?

Ramlan Kamal

HAHAHA "dirty crow, go dirty fuck yourself!"

Best birthday present I could ask for. Thanks Dickie.

53:27. GFY

I shall go fuck myself

Kev Longley

Yeah, 7:33!

Edward Benn

Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh! At 23:59!

Ramlan Kamal

I'm around the 18 min mark, Thanks Dick, GFY

So glad I have an early alphabet last name.

Awh, GFY too Dick!

SacDragger