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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 14 - Dick on Underwear

Spilling gin on a baby, an almost DUI, Asterios' weird underwear, the Pornsavers infomercial, how to get laid in high school, Gunga Din, learning how to piss properly, the cat girl, Forgot Your Password, soap that smells like my dad, a countdown to make your move, the function of cringe, Asterios re...

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Episode 64 - Dick on Platitudes

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A bad mood, a plethora of positive platitudes, throat bubbles, the stupid eclipse, UTIs or UT-lies, the Confederacy, a parody song from Hazencruz, a flatulent erotic story, vi...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 64 Sun 11AM PDT

Blammo! Livestream Sunday 11AM PDT. If anyone mentions politics, they will get slime dumped on them from the ceiling! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnrWgPJrOpE

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Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police

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Politicians Instagram, a call from a fake policeman, LARPing Nazis with tiki torches, Asterios’ birthday cuck cake, The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, TMZ: th...

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Dick Ridin' Episode 7 - Nuclear Ouija, An Indecent Proposal, Chilling Effects

Dick Ridin' never sounded so good. Thanks to you guys!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 63 Sun 11AM PDT

Asterios will be in studio. Aydin Paladin is calling in. Maybe also an army guy! Chances of another Dick Show fist fight: 90%. Chances of Cat Goss: 100%. Also, scavenger hunts, gifts, and I rain red pills on another episode of PKA.

2017-08-10 23:10:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 62 - Dick on Fractions

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Rage math, fat mannequins, my man moves to Abu Dhabi, fit models for your fly, getting stranded in the Weed Kingdom, the world's most fun car, surprise parties, Target vs...

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LIVESTREAM LINK REDUX!

Here is the YouTube link for tonight's show in case you didn't get it. Some people said it was broken.

I might be a little late. I'm stuck in the San Francisco airport because United canceled my return ticket without telling me. Here's something they didn't do: I'M SORRY!

2017-08-07 23:46:42 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 62 Monday 8PM PDT

Buckle up, boneheads. The Dick Show gets a producer and my man goes to the Middle East. We're gonna talk about it. 

Monday 8PM PDT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J06O8I0

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Episode 61 - Dick on Mister Metokur

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Colored pens, not noticing the waiter bringing your food, an update on Count Dankula, Mister Metokur calls in, 20 questions on checkout, brand new car door dings, AM I BEING D...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 61 - SUN 11:30AM PDT

Some rage. Sean's deleting. Mister Metokur calling in. More A/C. It's gonna be one of those shows!

Sunday 11:30AM PDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6u49sbBUI

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Episode 60 - Dick on Nazi Pugs

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Count Dankula: The Nazi Pug Guy, big-leaguing at the symphony, praying for bluetooth, Aspartame Alarmists, The Argument Tamagotchi, the worst part about prison, a Comic-Con pr...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 60 - SUN 11AM PDT

How not to train your dog. This guy will be calling in:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to...

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Episode 59 - Dick on Souvenir Cups

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Souvenir cups, free water, Defensive architecture, head banging while banging, Lowtax's new podcast: Murder the Internet, Denzel does yoga, WarOfTheFanBoys disavows Cat Girl, ...

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 13 - Dick on Antiheroes

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Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Bi...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 13 - Dick on Antiheroes

Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiating for time off, women being tired, and using 10% of your brain; all that and more ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 59 Sun 11AM PDT

A sexy mystery, maybe some advice, and what makes me arage. You guys have been spelling it wrong this whole time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVHgikJFvLo

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 13 Wed 7PM PDT

If Madcucks can stream on a weekday, so can we.

Bonus Episode 13 Livestream Wednesday at 7PM PDT. We're taking questions. Submit your rage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTCYqiFZtI

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Episode 58 - Dick on Pumping Gas

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Manstagram, interventions, escaping Jimmy Fallon at the gas pump, Lacy's Instagram predictions, a condom allergy, car dealerships, tearing off the protective covers on el...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 58 SUN 11AM PDT

Now with extreme focus power!!! And double the towels for double the fun. Dick Show episode 58, Sunday 11AM PDT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4T6hTOy1hg

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Episode 57 - Dick on Ghost Guns

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The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, The Overton Window, my mom the negotiator, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry’s Poop Chips, The Biggest Probl...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 57 Sun 11AM PDT

It's time to celebrate America. And that means talking about our founding fathers ultimate vision of freedom: GHOST GUNS!!! Ghost Gunner Cody Wilson will be calling in to talk about freedom, crypto-everything, Hatreon.us, and being a guns. Coach will be there to make sure I don't say anything stupid...

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Episode 56 - Dick on Crosswords

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Sunburns, all-night crossword puzzles, eating things off the ground, the Dalai Lama, non-specificity, the world’s oldest millennial, an inexhaustible desire to do things, ca...

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 12 - Dick on Pressure

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Traffic court, the time Coach lost his Chevelle, best man speeches, the job interview story, the fake gun story, friends being drunker than you, questions for Coa...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 12 - Dick on Pressure

Traffic court, the time Coach lost his Chevelle, best man speeches, the job interview story, the fake gun story, friends being drunker than you, questions for Coach, having an itch when you're falling asleep, being told to do something you're already doing, ping pong tables at the workplace, how to ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 56 Sun 6PM PST

A guest news babe and a last minute cancellation. Wow! Sunday 6PM PST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efhT5gqvUAQ

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Ep 12 Thursday 7:30PM PST

We're trying something new this month: recording the bonus episode on a separate day. At this rate, in 25 years, the show will be a daily podcast!

Coach will be joining us in the studio. Ask him your questions below! 

2017-06-21 20:17:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 55 - Dick on Court

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What happened in court, half-ass ass-rithmetic, the tyranny of the suggestion box, my theory of aiming, for whom the system works, top billing, a breakdown of the Asterios/War...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 55 Sunday 11AM PST

Sean is back and it's not a moment too soon. We're going to need a lot of engineering to cram all the audio into this episode. The boxing match, the courtroom fiasco, how did Johnny do, and what makes me a RAAAAAGE!!! All this week--probably.

Also, check out my dad's new podcast and Patreon at pat...

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Episode 54 - Dick on Graduation

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What not to wear to court, graduation speeches are the devil, people who walk without purpose, my dad takes questions from Twitter and talks about Longmire, the Asterios vs. WarOf...

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