Episode 64 - Dick on Platitudes
Added 2017-08-22 15:06:40 +0000 UTCA bad mood, a plethora of positive platitudes, throat bubbles, the stupid eclipse, UTIs or UT-lies, the Confederacy, a parody song from Hazencruz, a flatulent erotic story, virtual book burning, theme park revisionism and the eternal present, Nazis and chicks looking for free dinners, Mayweather v. McGregor, me v. The Mystery Box, the time I watched an ass rape with Edward James Olmos, the penis masterpiece, Mexican vocabulary, the LA show, a voicemail threatens to destroy me, and a doctoral thesis in armchair psychology when a girl wants to look at your phone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Father Coughlin is the priest Dick mentioned in case anyone's interested
2017-08-24 00:27:30 +0000 UTCWhere's the bonus episode
2017-08-24 00:19:52 +0000 UTCOkay this can go two ways. If you bring in Drunk-High-Destroy-You guy, I'll give you an extra $5/mo.
Anus Master
2017-08-23 04:17:32 +0000 UTCI'm so fucking glad asterios isn't on the show this week. So sick of that fucktard
2017-08-23 00:19:27 +0000 UTCI gave up on exercising. It was too much work.
Dick Masterson
2017-08-22 22:08:39 +0000 UTCIs that your heart rate in BPM? Dude, you have tachycardia. I thought my heart rate was high but yours makes no sense since you exercise.
2017-08-22 21:56:47 +0000 UTCDude, call in!!!
Dick Masterson
2017-08-22 21:32:01 +0000 UTChahaha Dick, I'm actually an OKCupid Moderator (not at all hard to become one, just have to be on the website for some time, never have anyone report you or something like that, etc etc) and I can ABSOLUTELY CONFIRM girls get TONS of dick pics sent to them on a daily basis. The amount that I've flagged for obscenity - which usually results in account suspension/deletion, is unbelievable.
Alexander Leimbeck
2017-08-22 21:22:42 +0000 UTCDick, get these liberal listeners on and line them up to argue with you one-on-one, Road Rage style. Give them three chances to strike out before the next jerk gets his turn. Who's next?
2017-08-22 20:47:53 +0000 UTCJesus. I like Asterios, but he's being an idiot. What's his point? What's he trying to say? Of course racism is bad. Of course everything going on in Charlottesville is bad. But he thinks we should all be required to denounce racism because some people are stupid? It's not that I don't want to denounce it, it's because you have no business making me do so.
Daniel
2017-08-22 20:25:23 +0000 UTCAgree with shchwaun re the boisterous coconuts episodes. Dude is funny, has great bits and reactions, and he adds a lot of energy. One of the best parts of the show for sure.
caleb d
2017-08-22 17:08:58 +0000 UTCI like reading the synopsis (synopses, synopsi, plural?) of each episode first. They're like overviews of SNL episodes if SNL was full of angry people and the occasional poop.
Daniel
2017-08-22 17:02:41 +0000 UTC
