Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police

1:58:00 is the call in about fake cop

Critical Thinking

i skiped most of this one.

trigger warning

Dick: "Dont break the law! Just do not break the law!! Except when you want liquor and the grocery store is closing."

Bumbleskum

The unintelligent, base way Asterios tries to manipulate an argument in his favour has surprised me. He made a massive fuck-up trying to pander to the pro-military (simple folk, easily patronised), and then when he's caught out he just tries to deflect Dick's ire by talking about tits (simple man, easily patronised). That's clearly what people with right wing beliefs are to him - simple idiots. He's like the type species of the liberal genus because his attitude encapsulates why no matter how loud he shouts the people he's patronising will always ignore and resist him.

Break the laws all the time!!

Dick Masterson

Asterios did have some moments of silly hyperbole, notably when talking about the military, but I'm glad he was in this episode. He added some variety and debate to the issues and prevented it from becoming an echo chamber.

Ket Ralus

"don't break the laws, NEVER, NEVER". but commit vehicular homicide when somebody is in the road!

Jeremy Kurowski

Any credibility Asterios had was immiediatly expended when he said that "anyone in the armed forces is a hero"

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Hoping Madcux is on again real soon, miss that guy

This was one of the best episodes in a while. at least since the goss was at its maximum hottness. I want to see more like this.

Colorless Green Void

Jimmy isn't the main character of the show and if he was that stutter would get pretty old pretty fast

A a

I'd just like to say, the amount of people following on facebook, reddit, etc, does not accurately reflect the amount of listeners your show has. I know 6 people who listen who have absolutely no involvement in the community, and nor do I. Mostly because we're mature adults who have better things to focus our attention on. I'll speak for all of us when I say that we love the show, and we're all contributing.

Obviously that guy with the stutter has never watched South Park. I myself stutter now and then; it can be quite annoying. But Jimmy Valmer is a great character. It's just written really well. The problem with most characters that are shoe horned in for diversity is that their writers suck ass.

He did denounce them you fucking idiot. Stop commenting on shit you have no idea about. He denounced the day of and two days later. Keep on sucking that media tit you fucking idiot. Think for your self for once.

Derek

Dick is so used to living in big cities that he doesn't know what real racists look like. Trump not denouncing white nationalists is a big deal. Dick's inability to accept that Nazis are real and that there's value in denouncing them is embarrassing.

Jared

Asterios is a better co-host than Maddox ever was because he disagrees AND he's funny.

I personally was glad to get another politically charged episode. It's been a while.

I thought their debate was the best part of the show. It's good to have someone who actually challenges Dick instead of agreeing with him all the time.

Joe S

This was by far the worst episode of the Dick Show, I couldn't even finish it. I'm sorry Dick but if Asterios becomes a habit I'll have to take my money somewhere else.

Anus Master

"i dont care about shoes" but what is her dad like?

Bootyman

I think we have seen what happens with 15 dollars an hour... Doesnt look too promising

Dick worried about military costing him money but let's a total dipshit argue that he should let people on the military that will then use his taxes to pay for their sex change surgery

Why do so many people think military service is a right ? Yes mentally I'll have a right to be in the military. Fucking idiot

YEAH BUT IF HE YELLS HIS OPINIONS OVER EVERYONE ELSE THAT MAKES IT FUNNY

I loved asterios being on the show. I disagree with pretty much everything he says, but it's very entertaining to hear two comedians argue opposite sides.

w0rp

Jesus Christ, the amount of crosswords before this episode must've been staggering.

viagra is not just used for dicks. Erectile dysfunction High blood pressure Vasculogenic impotence Pulmonary Arterial Hypertension

I usually find Asterios painfully annoying, but this episode was hilarious because he illustrated the illogical left perfectly. I laughed my ass off until the too long/slow goss segment at the end.

asterios should be the co-host

Trans people suicide rates are not explained by the way society treats them because there is nothing analogous to them in society, no other minority group that has the same suicide rates. So it seems that they commit suicide largely for a different reason.

I'm already sick of asterios. The longer this podcast goes on and the more he comes on the more sick I get of him. He's tolerable when he's not trying to talk politics and it occasionally funny but the last 2 or 3 times I'm just fucking sick of his ass and his over the top yelling about shit.

In all fairness though, Jews are trying to destroy the white race. You'd have to be pretty dense not to see it.

holy fuck asterios calm down with the super liberal shit.. looking at your facebook page and now this I really can't tell if it's just a bit or not.

1 hour in... YEEEEESSSS!!!!

Mr. Neil

Look at the rack on that one damn

11 minutes in and I already love this episode. Thanks, you fuckers!

A Twitter shirt??!? After Metokur was on this show? How dare you, sir! I take my glove off and slap you with it.

Mr. Neil