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Snooping through other people's phones, I have become a noodle man, fruit flies, nose hairs, shitty after-market controllers, my ten-year, pants-shitting banjo bet, terrible 20-something innovations, working out and throwing up, Rocket Man gets kicked out of Barney's Beanery, make...
2017-12-20 16:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Office Christmas party disasters, Asterios defends his $600 invoice, email auto-responders, the Pope embarrasses himself again, Star Wars is not Star Wars, Net Nuetrality [sic...
2017-12-19 07:55:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a one-two livestream, BAM! Bonus episode 19 is back on with less diptheria Monday night at 8PM. Gimme your questions. Hold your bing bongs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkj4MrDgtY
2017-12-17 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Take care of all your Xmas shopping at once with a contribution to the Asterios Legal Defense Fund at AsteriosAid.com
It's raining invoices this week, we're gonna have some news, and Net Neutrality has been Neutralized. How's that for ...
2017-12-15 19:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostSorry folks, I have to postpone the livestream bonus episode tonight because I got sick. We'll have a do-over ASAP. Probably next week. Meanwhile, why did I get sick?
2017-12-15 00:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE:
Sorry everyone, I'm sick as fuck and sound like a tuberculosis. Going to rest and eat some hot chicken souls tonights. We'll do a bonus episode next week.
Gimme your questions. Gimme your invoices. Gimme your bing bongs.
Asterios tops the Billboard music charts for the second time this year, VERY FAKE NEWS CNN attacks me with violent alt-left phraseology, Kian likes Malort, my YMCA reboot, Eastern f...
2017-12-12 17:05:19 +0000 UTC View Post
VERY FAKE NEWS CNN insults me with alt-left phraseology, Asterios makes the Billboard charts AGAIN, and sexual harassment season has turned into police brutality season in these United States of America. Huzzah!
2017-12-09 20:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Chicago used to be known as the Windy City, but now it is known as the third city to host The Dick Show Presents: Roa...
2017-12-07 02:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Chicago used to be known as the Windy City, but now it is known as the third city to host The Dick Show Presents: Road Rage.
Madcucks brought the snacks, Coach protected The Letter, Peach gave life to Jass before our eyes, Asterios found a lost episode, Sean got new shoes, Reddit lost to Facebook,...
2017-12-06 04:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Christmas lights and looking at Christmas lights, furries vs. cat ladies vs. cat cafes, Coach's $61.00 invoice, Road Rage: Chicago and the minds blown therein, "Thank You" car...
2017-12-05 16:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Cross your fingers. It's a phone taped to a tripod!!
UPDATE
The tripod worked, but neither the theater wifi nor my LTE could handle the upstream, so the video looks like complete shit. Sorry everybody! I'm taking it down and posting the full edited video either Monday or Tuesday.
2017-12-03 01:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
From now until this show is recorded, many lives will be changed. That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnuzJjVlsUs
2017-12-02 00:20:55 +0000 UTC View Post
My legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his own version of the letter, Carmen Mandiego, flu shots are a scam, falling off a child's bicycle ram...
2017-11-28 15:14:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Spies are everywhere and everything is happening in real time. Several call-ins this week. If you want to comment on the lolsuit, let me know. See you in Chicago!
Sunday 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
2017-11-25 21:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The LOLSUITs against me build on multiple fronts, I find a smoking gun for the first biggest mistake in the universe, Sean and I attempt to imagine the unimaginable, wearing jeans a...
2017-11-20 16:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Will I be able to make it to this episode? Find out Sunday at 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w308gjmH7mw
2017-11-18 21:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox and "Jane Doe" sue me, Asterios, Madcucks, and Patreon.com for $380,000,000.00. Madcucks calls in to read from...
2017-11-18 16:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox and "Jane Doe" sue me, Asterios, Madcucks, and Patreon.com for $380,000,000.00. Madcucks calls in to read from the sermon of failure and tell us what he's going to do with his winnings, Lawyer Nick Rekieta calls in to recap his video series breaking it down, Sean talks about his "hiatus", and...
2017-11-18 16:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach is coming into the studio for a bonus episode. Madcucks is calling in. Not sure what we're going to talk about. Got any suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWl8772Eblw
2017-11-16 16:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Implicit and explicit misogyny, I am wrong several times, dopamine and talking about doing things but not doing them, I grade Louis CK’s sexual harassment apology, getting n...
2017-11-14 18:32:29 +0000 UTC View Post
No time for words. Working on music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaD_dsembis
2017-11-11 22:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The Ballad of LA Phil, Cab Calloway’s corpse and the Chicago scat man championships, John Stamos is a terrible singer, Boneitis draws my fursona, the Great Pyramid according to Bi...
2017-11-07 16:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Too tight for Twitter, too fierce for Facebook, I've got two social networks left, one for each of you. Let's see what I can get banned from this week. Drunken Peasants round-up. Juantum Leap. Road Rage: Chicago. You can't bash the Nash...Layc's bringing in some news. Sun 11AM PDT.
Banned from Twitter, shoulder nipples on leather jackets, corporate birthday wishes, Randy's too-hard high-fives, Coach builds a step, internalizing authority, Adam Nash calls...
2017-10-31 15:17:30 +0000 UTC View PostCome one, come all, but don't come on me even though you might want to after seeing what we have in store for ROAD RAGE: CHICAGO - THE JASS FESTIVAL. December 2nd at The Apollo theater.
The Twitter ban, my Trump Halloween hat gets ruined, the danger of cinderblocks, the nu-patriarchy, veterans on veter...
2017-10-28 15:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The Twitter ban, my Trump Halloween hat gets ruined, the danger of cinderblocks, the nu-patriarchy, veterans on veter...
2017-10-27 23:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach is coming into the stu for a special birthday episode. Got questions for Coach? Post'em high! Some peeps calling in. I'm going to eat a cinderblock live to demonstrate how non-violent it is, and then talk about books #2 and #3. Be there.
