Episode 77 - Dick on Unimaginable Stress

George is such an unbelievably cucky-piece-of-shit that I upped my support of Asterios.

once this law suit hit i instantly became a patreoni

Funny how this whole thing backfired on him. You're now earning about $5K extra. That's gotta hurt.

How come you never sued Maddox for slander? I caught the whole thing while it was happening and I think you might have briefly touched on that but I always found it weird that you never did anything about it back then.

Dick, I believe this thumbnail counts as an anime profile pic.

This is why we bring baby wipes to the desert. You can't fight a war with a dirty corn hole. Baby wipes are America's secret to winning.

Tfield91

I wanted more dick so I pledged 5 bucks. Now I get all the dick I need!

"ASSSS"

Lyft driver's life so empty he's got to hate on an alma mater. Fuck you, guy! He was just trying to be polite.

Discrete

Hey, Dick, I, don’t, think, Maddox, used, enough, apostrophes, in, his, legal, document.

Haha the ante up track 😂 if only he could scream like busta

Hey Dick, I just wanted to say... I was in special ed growing up, for emotional disabilities that led to learning disabilities, and that bit where you got serious, and were just telling Maddox to just stop, it's okay, just stop... it touched me. As a special ed kid growing up, I had to learn, and still sometimes am, learning to stop, and very few people have the heart to say some stuff, and especially in a kind way. The way you said that to him was incredibly thoughtful and showed, you still give a damn about the guy, even though you have EVERY REASON NOT TO, you care. I already respected you, but I have gained a lot of respect for you for that. Now, as for the rest? I was about done shitting on Maddox. Most of us were. It's like he doesn't care. It's almost like he likes being shit on. We were wrapping up... It's like an ember left on a log at 10AM the next day after a bonfire the night before... and you pour a ton of gasoline all around it and then get a bit on the fire and the whole place is suddenly on fire. That's what this is. He's a fool.

Alexander Leimbeck

I've developed an attraction to Peach due to her Jass singing. She should do more. Oh and Shean, people under 30 get the phone number reference too.

M.a. Snow

I'm just another former Maddox fan, bound by the spell of Evil Rage Wizard Dick Masterson, the Charles Manson of podcasting

Jesse Dolman

Waiting for "everything is a lawsuit" :P

Alexander Leimbeck

Proud supporter of The Dick Show. Who will you stand with? #imerectwithDICK

Maddox is the Konami of Internet celebrities.

I'm gonna steal that joke.

Dick Masterson

Dick, your Patreon is growing faster than the price of Bitcoin. If that's not a compliment, I don't know what is, and it's all because Maddox is a fucking retard who didn't think that this would backfire before the legal process even began.

Rimantas Stankevičius

I stopped my patreoni because there started to be too much focus on bullshit internet meme-ry instead of good old fashioned lols and raging for my liking.... ANYWAY, this lolsuit is the best thing to happen to the patreon because it's definitely brought this lapsed fan back into the TDS fold. cheers and get consentually made love upon

A White 1993 Camry

Sriracha's comment is offensive to first year law students. They're at least legally competent and don't abuse the reader's eyes with tortured punctuation.

Week #2 of my remove adam nash's shirt campaign continues! That episode was too real, all the songs and rages were excellent.

Nice's' podcast's''' keep's it's up's!!!'

Mnemonic

Camping in Carp? Time for a Road Rage: Santa Barbara!

I think it’s a cry for help rather than an actual legal document. Maddox keeps digging himself down further and further; it’s more distressing to see do something with this caliber of maliciousness.

Adam Perry