Episode 78 - Dick on Stealing Shows
Added 2017-11-28 15:14:09 +0000 UTCMy legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his own version of the letter, Carmen Mandiego, flu shots are a scam, falling off a child's bicycle ramp, Larry doesn't wax-off at his TNS Dojo--if you know what I'm talking about, Bitcoin retirement homes, silicone ice trays, Ken White sends out the Popehat signal and despises me, a keen eye for Morlocks branding, I track down the Maddox fan who I believe is responsible for all vulgar bad words directed at Mental Jess, the fate of free speech online rests in the hands of Santa Cuck, unboxing dress shirts, dominant hands, and I steal an entire podcast from Madcast Media, how's that for irony? All that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Comments
Suck my balls
2017-12-02 19:32:12 +0000 UTCRighty left-jerkers unite. But there's another dimension - palm up or palm down?
MildlyInfuri8ng
2017-12-02 13:22:39 +0000 UTCGreat thumbnail
Bootyman
2017-12-01 22:37:04 +0000 UTCDoes dick not like LPOTL?
2017-12-01 04:37:21 +0000 UTCNow i wanna know whats bleeped
pet0r
2017-11-30 16:57:40 +0000 UTCAHHH yeah! Dick's Patreon is creeping up on Last Podcast on the Left, motherfuckers.
2017-11-29 23:08:01 +0000 UTCShow us the ramp!
2017-11-29 17:46:36 +0000 UTCI'm right-handed. I jerked off with my right hand for years, but then I broke my right wrist in a freak biking accident when I was 14. I've jerked off with my left hand ever since.
Matty H
2017-11-29 16:19:59 +0000 UTCBut what would I call it...
Dick Masterson
2017-11-29 01:58:23 +0000 UTCI don't want to link to kiwifarms here because of their rep, but it's near the end. Google should be able to help.
Dick Masterson
2017-11-29 01:58:08 +0000 UTCThis. It seems so obvious.
Dick Masterson
2017-11-29 01:57:44 +0000 UTCI knew I could count on you, Angelcakes.
Dick Masterson
2017-11-29 01:57:08 +0000 UTCI have a silicon ice cube tray that makes 1cm cubes, and it's nearly impossible to get the ice out. The silicon is so thick and the cubes so small that pushing from the back doesn't do much of anything. The only way to get them out is to roll the tray backwards, which pops whole rows out, meaning like half of them fall out on the table. The only way to use a silicon tray is to just empty the cubes into a big bowl in your freezer and drop a scoop in there. And I'm way too lazy to put up with that.
Jared
2017-11-28 21:15:47 +0000 UTCIf we're supposed to masturbate with our dominant hand, why do we even have two hands?
Jared
2017-11-28 21:08:31 +0000 UTCLefty here, jerk off with my right. Feels good, man
2017-11-28 20:23:26 +0000 UTCcan I get a link to the kiwifarms guy you mentioned? I think i found the thread but I don't know what page and it's a lot to go through
2017-11-28 19:40:54 +0000 UTC*Week 3 of my remove adam nash's shirt campaign* That Mr Burgers reveal was so unexpected, seriously just change a few names, retell the goss saga and you got yourself a book.
2017-11-28 18:38:55 +0000 UTC27 minutes in I had to stop watching to call you a fucking idiot, Dick. The whole point of having soft ice cube trays is that you can push on the back of them and easily get them out. Also, I think most people use their dominant hand to masturbate
Amir Kedar
2017-11-28 17:32:35 +0000 UTCKOKONUTS YOU'RE ALIVE!?!?
2017-11-28 16:11:56 +0000 UTCMy favorite part of that letter is when Madcucks started to say "my dick" and then corrected, "my bed".
Mr. Neil
2017-11-28 15:22:03 +0000 UTCBEST THUMBNAIL YET MOTHERFUCKER
Asterios Kokkinos
2017-11-28 15:20:05 +0000 UTC
