Alright you sweet creatures, let's have some fun. A new drop has arrived, yes! But I also have all kinds of perks rolling out over the next few days. Jade+, look out for the Ask Me Stuff sesh. Amethyst? A new BTS ep is dropping. Agate, I have your Spotify drop coming AND somethin...
2026-01-21 04:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostOh hey what's up I'm back! Hello my beloved listeners, hello.
First: I missed you, and I mean that with all my heart. I've never gone dark for so long before, and I hope to never do so again. It's just struggles, you know? Blah blah illness and sorrows blah alienat...
2026-01-09 11:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostAlright cuties, thank you for your patience! How's everyone doing? It has been, I won't lie, a struggly month for me. But hey, it's cheering me up to drop this fun ep on you. And I've got some extra perks locked & loaded (blooper coming soon for Jade and up). Hope you're all staying s...
2025-11-26 02:44:15 +0000 UTC View PostLong time no smut, angels! How's everyone's autumn feeling? Here in NYC, we're in our first real cold snap of the season and I'm handling it with my customary grace (crying, screaming, grousing, etc.). Anyway, please say hi & let me know if you like this one as much as I liked making ...
2025-11-14 01:33:32 +0000 UTC View PostIt is STILL Halloween, OK? Good job everyone. Kisses.
(This one was crazy and so hard/fun to make. Read the CW for jump-scare timestamps.)
POV: You awaken during a thunderstorm to find a man pressed up against your bedroom window. The man has strange ...
2025-11-04 03:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostAlright you sweet things, this one's been burning a hole in my pocket. Hope you like it! And M4A lovers, don't fret -- you're up next 😘
POV: You know you shouldn't answer the phone when your jealous ex calls. But hey, that's only the first of several bad decisions you're...
2025-10-25 02:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post"But Deepdark-" Yeah listen, I know it's late. But I have been working on this ep all day and I'm simply not going to sleep until I drop it for you all. Enjoy, kittens 😘
POV: You're trying to do some reading, but your sweet, submissive boyfriend keeps finding re...
2025-10-17 02:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt's late and I should be in bed but happy Sunday everyone 😘
PS: First-ever smash-cut to a sex scene in medias res. Does it work or is it too jarring?
POV: You're trying to get some work done when your boyfriend asks for just a few minutes...
2025-10-13 03:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostHellooo my lil pretties. How's everyone doing? Did you know I miss you when I don't publish enough?? I hope you're all having a beautiful October, and that you enjoy this little number 😘
PS: The spanks in this one are loud, so please be forewarned and read the CW...
2025-10-08 00:26:00 +0000 UTC View PostAlright you sweet creatures, can we get wheedly again? (For newer listeners, this was when I discovered your ferocious demand for wheedling.) This one was a lot ...
2025-09-27 22:18:29 +0000 UTC View PostI'm braindead from insomnia, you sweet things, but neither rain nor snow etc.! This ep has some very fun power jockeying and it was a blast to make. And how about that art? Hope you like it 😘
PS: Wait also apologies to any 21 Pilots fans -- I don't even know what they ...
2025-09-19 21:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening, you sweet things. You know what's delightful? Dropping a mean DDA ep and seeing you all lose it. Nevertheless, we love a little whiplash around here! Thus I present to you a wholesome gentle-dom DDA ep. Enjoy 😘
POV: Your adoring husband brings you ...
2025-09-13 23:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday, you sweet things! I hope everyone's had a beautiful week. This episode was a ton of fun to make. (Like, I went kind of crazy. Heh.) I know the subject matter is super sensitive for a lot of people, so please read the CW and note that it's very much a "bad guy wins" ...
2025-09-07 19:48:35 +0000 UTC View PostOh my darlings, has it been a minute since we did some vampirism? Let me deprive you no longer. I decided to go with an old-school minimal sexual sfx approach for this one -- just seemed to be the right call, what with all the whispering and night sounds. Thank you for your patie...
2025-08-28 20:58:45 +0000 UTC View PostOK my sweet little things, how's everyone doing? And are we ready for some ✨confused switchy✨ DDA? I hope so, because that's today's special. Also, Jade+ fans, hang tight for that poll I mentioned recently. I want to take your temperature 😘
XX & Enjoy! 2025-08-18 22:13:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You didn't think I'd leave you hanging on this story for too long, did you? After the warm reception to first part of this story (listen to Part 1 here
What's shakin', angels? It's been a minute since I did a really tropey ep, so I figured hey -- let's get back to basics. This one's rough and dark and fun (imo) and evil and a little bit shouty, so please read the CW. I hope you have as much fun listening as I did recording 😘<...
2025-07-27 23:44:41 +0000 UTC View PostTwo eps in one night?? Two eps in one night 😘
Given how much you all loved my recent speedrun ep, I decided to take another swing at...
2025-07-20 02:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostAlright alright, cuties. I've gotten a bunch of requests over the years for a multi-part series with a longer buildup to the sex scene. Tonight is the night we make this experiment happen! So, welcome to my first ever PG-13 episode. There will be a sequel. (But will they...
2025-07-19 22:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay cuties, I have emerged from my summer funk and I am laden with gifts for you! Thank you, as always, for your patience. This one's a little soft and emo, but don't worry if that's not your vibe -- I've got some very different things coming down the pike for you in the near fu...
2025-07-10 23:48:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt's today! Here's a thing for you to listen to. And here's my Throne wishlist if you're into that sort of thing... but please do listen to the audio first. Hey did you know I adore you? And that you make my life wondrous? OK goo...
2025-06-23 18:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostHell yeah, a busy week! For those of you who found the yandere episode a littttle too scary, good news: This is the most wholesome thing I've recorded in a hot minute. I hope you like it. Enjoy, folks 😘
PS: Amethyst+ peeps, 2025-06-19 22:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post
And we have a new speedrun record! Please enjoy this absolutely slapdash story I just created, and please forgive the various little audio imperfections (e.g. breathing on the mic). I hope you like it. Going for speed over everything else was surprisingly fun & creativity-provoking; I...
2025-06-16 16:49:40 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: It's back! Go listen 😘
Good morning, cuties! So, I just published an episode ('Psycho yandere BF claims you with jewelry') that Patreon has temporarily hidden. I believe it's some kind ...
2025-06-16 14:42:26 +0000 UTC View PostOh my darlings, I am once again returned with gifts! It has been an age since I did a yandere episode, but today we shall right those wrongs. I hope you like it -- it was a blast to create, and reminded me of how much unexplored depth there remains in so many tropes. Other things...
2025-06-15 23:10:07 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, you sweet things. The jetlag + stateside travel combo beat me up a bit more than expected, but we are back... and with the aforepromised 'spiritual successor' (to "art punk
Happy Saturday you sweet things! And good news: I made it back to the western hemisphere in one piece and am slowly muscling my way through the jetlag. I hope this means I'll get fewer complaints about the bizarro timing of my drops (sorry Asian & Aussie fans, you will now ha...
2025-05-18 00:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostGet out the ceremonial golden shovel, you sweet things, because today we are breaking new ground here at Deepdark Audio. People have been requesting this for years, and yes! It's finally time. I know body stuff can be sensitive, so please proceed with caution and read the CW. As always, I...
2025-05-09 02:30:35 +0000 UTC View PostOh my goodness! My beloved sub adorers, you've been so very patient and today is your DAY. This one was a real lark to record. It's one of those concepts that's so obvious and perfect I kind of facepalmed when it finally occurred to me. But occurred it did, so crack your bullyin' knuckles...
2025-04-28 09:58:29 +0000 UTC View PostAaand we have a new record for the longest CW I've ever written (see below). Hello my sweet listeners! This one was a blast to record -- there's less character development than usual, but way more conceptual machinery (and fun homebrew sfx to go with). Headphones strongly recommended, as ...
2025-04-23 03:28:37 +0000 UTC View Post