Grumpy ex-BF finds you on a window ledge (m4a)

Oh hey what's up I'm back! Hello my beloved listeners, hello.

First: I missed you, and I mean that with all my heart. I've never gone dark for so long before, and I hope to never do so again. It's just struggles, you know? Blah blah illness and sorrows blah alienation derealization yada yada brink of madness etc. Struggles! We've all got 'em. I'm not always strong enough to post through it, but I will always come back. Here I am ❤️

Second: Thank you so much, as ever, for your support. During these dark times, I've thought again and again about all of you who've said, "take care of yourself; we'll be here; we'll support you." And here you are. I love you for that.

So now what? Oh now we've got BUSINESS to attend to. Go ahead and listen to today's ep and just try to tell me it's not a return to form. I dare you. I've also got overdue perks to deliver, another new ep on the way, and a stack of unread DMs that'll probably make me misty. Hey did I mention I love you all? Enjoy the drop and say hi 🫶

PS: My behind the scenes breakdown of this ep just dropped for Amethyst+ fans! Check it out.

POV: You just needed a little fresh air. But your grumpy ex saw you duck out, and now it's a whole thing. A whole sexy thing.

CW: This episode depicts conflict between ex-partners. The speaker character is aggressive, sarcastic, and combative. He also expresses longing and sadness for the lost relationship. The initial scene occurs on a window ledge, and the speaker character makes several half-serious references to self-harm (e.g. referring to it as the "s**c*de ledge); the listener character rejects this characterization, saying they're "fine" and asking to be left alone. The speaker character ignores this request. The listener character deliberately aggravates the speaker character's fear of heights (e.g. by dangling their legs over the edge) and uses this fear to force the speaker character to make emotional statements. The characters then agree to spend a platonic night together, which quickly descends into flirting and sex. The speaker character is mildly dominant during the sex scene, sometimes playfully teasing and provoking the listener character, enjoying his power to arouse them, and making aggressive requests. Kissing, touching, and grinding is depicted from 15:00-27:00. Oral sex (speaker character receiving) is depicted from 27:00-28:30. Oral sex (listener character receiving) is depicted from 28:30-30:15. Oral sex (speaker character receiving) is again depicted from 30:15-33:00. The speaker character repeatedly encourages the listener character to orgasm. The speaker character describes the listener character as "messy" and finds it arousing. Mouth and eye covering is depicted from 34:00 onward. The speaker character sometimes uses objectifying language, e.g. "give me that X" and "it's mine now and I'm going to f*ck it". Orgasm denial is depicted from 38:45-40:00. Gentle slaps and spanks are heard from 40:25-40:45. The pet name baby is used once (15:06-15:10).

Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.