John was beholden to a situation in which everyone else in the room agreed that he had no business to voice his opinion over. Weirdly enough, the subject was absolutely about him. “We are now entering the Harem Agreement renegotiations,” Lydia announced; “To reform the old system to encompass ...
2018-08-27 23:27:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello!
So, we reached the first milestone. Crazy. And now that we do I realize some things that I should talk about.
For a start, I am not quitting my side job, as the goal originally says. This is for the simple reason that I have giant buffer and I don’t need...
2018-08-27 15:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post
*Clap clap*
Meme Revi- Whoops, sorry, I mean Season 2 Q&A the fourth wall has been temporarily dematerialized and…
Funatic: The format has been temporarily changed to allow quicker answers on the cost of detailed gestures and expressions, sorry this would take an ete...
2018-08-21 13:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostYeah, so, here we go again, choices below. Decided to split the elementals up this time around, the group choice didn't work out that well, I think. Also the list only includes those names I have ideas for.
Also am going to include a non-waifu this time around, I think you will see who :P
2018-08-19 14:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I think its no secret by the name of the next arc (Years of Freedom) that it will play over a rather high length of time. So here is a poll about something highly inconsequential but I thought it would fun to see where you people lean. This is probably the only one of these, but I guarantee noth...
2018-08-15 16:31:37 +0000 UTC View PostAs I release this I realize I forgot to send it into typo hunting...oh well.
A bit of an awkward arc, pacing wise, I got to admit. I think Romulus speech at the end of the Arc 2 hyped people up a bit more than anticipated, at least judging by the comments I got, and then abyssal warfare in my bran...
2018-08-14 00:01:55 +0000 UTC View PostIt was a nice two weeks, even if nothing truly remarkable happened. As Rodaclam had threatened, he involved John a bit in the paperwork mines of the empire. He didn’t get to see any of the true state secrets, of which John was sure there were plenty, but he at least got some experience in the midd...
2018-08-13 23:36:50 +0000 UTC View PostThey had come full circle. It had taken seven days (minus a few hours) to get back to this bench. It was him, Lydia and Romulus who sat on it. Everyone else was around as well. Stirwin had jumped into the pond and playfully chased some ducks that the emperor was feeding with crumbs of bread. The fac...
2018-08-13 00:38:11 +0000 UTC View Post“What the hell Gaia, where is the four-kind combination?” John complained out loud and glanced at hi...
2018-08-10 22:14:21 +0000 UTC View Post“What is wrong with my life and whoever made beer taste this good?” Rave asked while moving as little as possible. She was currently sitting in front of the toilet and having her back patted by her boyfriend.
“You are going to be fine,” John promised, reaching her a glass of water. She too...
2018-08-09 22:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
So, yeah, I decided to go with Nia in the three way tie and look at her. No wonder the average person is unnerved around her, imagine you get stared at like that without context.
I very much look forward to the final product.
2018-08-09 10:26:56 +0000 UTC View Post“So, can I get a menu or something?” John asked the goddess of alcohol; “To see the prices and everything.”
“Ya stingy dweeb,” sitting on the bench with him, Rave announced her intent to get him really drunk tonight, “don’t worry about money, ya have enough of it as is. Just get a ...
2018-08-08 22:08:34 +0000 UTC View Post"Richard!” John shouted out to the triumvirate that was walking down one of the many hallways. All three turned around, but with a quick gesture and few calm words, the Horned Rat ensured them that this was okay, and they went on ahead without him. Seconds later John had caught up to him.
“How...
2018-08-06 22:28:59 +0000 UTC View PostWell, the war was over, so this was as good a time as any other. Also, the duration wasn’t nearly as oppressive a...
2018-08-06 07:39:50 +0000 UTC View Post“Announcing Lydia August the Fourth of House Hohenzollern, Marquise of…” the herald started rattling down titles as they made their way in. It was one night later; John had had a chance to reapply his oils; everyone had gotten a good night’s sleep; Lydia had gotten to do some paperwork. The ...
2018-08-03 22:35:08 +0000 UTC View Post“Okay, everyone, I know this isn’t the strictly quickest way to go about things,” John told everyone once they were ready to make their way back to Rome, “but I am going to take the plane.”
“You are going to lose time,” Lydia reprimanded him.
“No, I am going to lose REAL time...
2018-08-02 22:05:58 +0000 UTC View Post“Members of the Blood of the Proletariat, peasants, serfs, soldiers and scholars,” Romulus’ voice boomed over the river Moskva and over to the city of a very similar name. “This is the empire’s ultimatum. Everyone who surrenders within the next hour, by leaving arms behind and meeting us o...
2018-08-01 23:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt was noon of the fifth day of the war, and something inside John told him that it was going to be the last. Maybe it was the fact that they were more or less just walking after Romulus as he smashed through every line of defence without a care in the world.
The battle at Warsaw had seen most of ...
2018-08-01 22:51:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Do you have orgies on the regular?” Metra wanted to know as everybody got out of their clothes as quickly as they could. They were a pretty large collection, Rave, Aclysia, Momo, Metra, Eliza, Lydia and, of course, John. The elementals were largely tired out and had gone to sleep the second the...
2018-07-31 00:59:50 +0000 UTC View Post“Okay, we are going to have an orgy in a minute,” John promised, “but I need to get these other things out of the way first, okay?”
Everyone agreed, so he got to work. First question: What to do with that SEP? He had gotten a pop-up allowing Undine to ascend to Tier 5, but the plus sign wa...
2018-07-29 22:25:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe difference between the battlefield and the busy city of Warsaw was staggering. Of course, all the elementals had gone incorporeal, and Aclysia had shifted into an outfit more fitting. They had to buy new clothes for Rave, Lydia and Metra, who waited for them inside another barrier, before they c...
2018-07-27 23:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post“What the hell is even happening?” John wondered. Maximillian had flown them high enough to break out of the fog of war that encompassed everything on a ground level. Up here, the air was chilly, but it was also easy to breathe in a way that made John’s lungs, who had been pumping dust over th...
2018-07-27 08:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post…one of the golems was swung around like a baseball bat.
If John’s mouth hadn’t already been hanging open from the invaders appearing, seeing one of the golems getting whirled around and slammed into the other one would have caused his jaw to drop so hard it would have threatened to unhinge....
2018-07-26 11:05:21 +0000 UTC View PostThe barrier shook and trembled as it was pried open. Through some sort of Fateweaver fuckery, John didn’t even care how, the two High Fateweavers on the outside must have realized that their swarming strategy was unsuccessful and instead of sending off a bunch of little dudes over time must have d...
2018-07-24 08:37:00 +0000 UTC View PostTo call their situation dire would have been an understatement. The Blood had just waited for this sort ...
2018-07-23 02:01:51 +0000 UTC View Post“Are you sure you want to do this, Lydia?” John asked as the Princess appeared from the other side of the hall. Previously boring concrete, lit by the bright artificial light of magical electronics, it was now slowly unwinding from all the dimensional bending it had been made subject too.
Lydi...
2018-07-21 09:27:10 +0000 UTC View Post“What are you doing?” Lydia had to know as she stood at the edge of the grave. She didn’t know what the worst about the scene was. Maybe it was the entirety of it? No, the devil definitely lay in the details here. Was it her father quickly hiding the pendant and staring at his daughter not wit...
2018-07-20 16:21:31 +0000 UTC View Post“AND DON’T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN!” Lydia ran away as the angry store owner shouted after her. She was clutching her bag, which she had hastily grabbed on her way out, as she ran around the corner. Stumbling because she tried to dodge a black cat that suddenly entered her pathwa...
2018-07-20 08:12:15 +0000 UTC View Post“What do you mean you don’t want to have your hair cut?” Mathilda asked her daughter. The mid-thirty women with short, brown hair was wearing clothes of incredibly good quality. Same could have been said for the furniture of their medium-sized home at the outskirts of Danzig. The scissor and c...
2018-07-19 09:45:39 +0000 UTC View Post‘Yes!’ John answered without hesitation. He had already figured that it was time for her to wake up earlier in the iron giant. The mana that Ria had been wondering where it went, the sense of foreboding he had felt, both were signs of a consciousness finally awakening.
‘Then get me the hell ...
2018-07-17 06:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
