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The Gamer Chapter 2030 – Upstarts and Upstarts

John had intended to take Ehtra along for this trip. Since he had just assigned her to another front, he had to take another choice of bodyguards. As he was using his real body for this trip, he would also have the elementals with him. It was a massive amount of protection already, but m...

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The Gamer Chapter 2029 – Alien and Upstart

Working with Devos was an interesting experience. The Mite King was simultaneously human and alien. He knew nothing of the world and had many subtle differences to his world view. To begin with, he had a faith, the Way of Renewal he called it, that put his own people into the focus of re...

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The Gamer Chapter 2028 – Answers and Mysteries

“Interesting… are you capable of opening such gates between worlds as well, perchance?” Devos asked, as he followed them all through the portal and into the Guild Hall.

“Nope, just between some spaces,” Lee answered.

“A vague answer, I respect that.” The Mite Ki...

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The Gamer Chapter 2027 – Book Bug

This was the third portal John managed to enter and it was by far the most unusual one.

The world was teeming with life, positively writhing with it. White-furred, mice-like creatures skittered about, devouring the fruits of trees whose intensely green leaves hung from silver-grey ...

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The Gamer Chapter 2026 – Ancient Instincts [Lyndell POV]

Lyndell was paired up with Claire.

This was good. The vampire maid was a bit chatty, but Lyndell didn't mind chatter going on around her. It was when she was expected to answer that matters tended to get exhausting. Claire did not present her with that expectation. She knew the val...

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The Gamer Chapter 2025 – Current Year

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‘I was wondering when one of those woul...

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The Gamer Chapter 2024 – The First Day of a New Year

Heat. Fat tits. No hair tickling his thighs.

“Salamander,” John groaned.

The apocalypse elemental hummed in agreement. Tight lips glided up his cock until they hit the edge of his glans. Her tongue whirled around the tip of his cock while her breasts wrapped around his sh...

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The Gamer Chapter 2023 – The Second Hunting of Lee [Erotic Content]

The fireworks crackled still in the distance when John rose. “Time for your birthday present. Lee, stand!”

“Yes, Master!” she declared, jumping to her feet. She blushed once she realized how swiftly she had reacted. “I m-mean… I can do that for you, but just because I w...

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The Gamer Chapter 2022 – A Year in Review

The harem was gathered on the Newman Private Island,  

They had put up a campfire, for no other reason than they could. It was anything but necessary. Rave still had control over the thermostat, though the presence of the nearby lake made the temperature a little more bea...

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The Gamer Chapter 2021 – The Titty Appreciation

The last day of the year began like most others: with lips gliding up and down his shaft.

There was no convenient instant clue as to who it was. The mouth was entirely human. The texture of the tongue was normal, the sucked in cheeks smooth, and the temperature pleasantly hot. That...

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The Gamer Chapter 2020 – Another Iron in the Fire

While John was suffering from acute ‘I want to have it all’ syndrome, he was also attempting to help another matter. One that was directly related to the issue at hand.

“I will take another step now,” John spoke into the phone. He waited for a response, though he was alread...

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The Gamer Chapter 2019 – One Mystery Solved

The kiss lasted for one second – which was one second too long.

John managed to suppress his instinct to reciprocate. He pulled his head back, then stared into the still heated gaze of the Dancer. Perhaps the proper reaction would have been to drop her. Instead, he straightened u...

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The Gamer Chapter 2018 – Feisty Latina

Maria Esmeralda Espinosa took the seat where her father had been seconds prior. She revealed a bit of her smoothly shaven leg for a moment, putting the sandal back on her foot, before the length of her skirt covered it all again. “This is the part where you start explaining yourself,...

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The Gamer Chapter 2017 – The Family

Observe was, by all accounts, complete bullshit. Without a countermeasure, the target was completely oblivious to it being used and even with countermeasures he had a very high chance of simply punching through. With this tool, John could learn a whole lot about people. Even if he had no...

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The Gamer Chapter 2016 – A Little Bit of Office Time

“Why am I supporting this lifestyle?” the incredibly hot redhead asked.

“Because you actually like it?” John suggested.

A series of noises came from beneath the table that he could only describe as cutely concerning. He wasn’t sure if he was listening to a grumble o...

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The Gamer Chapter 2015 – Consecration of the First Harem Hall

“Here is so… ambitionless,” Nathalia stated.

It was the 29th of December and their searching for Kingdom gates had brought them to Maryland. Specifically, they were on the eastern shore of the Potomac River, the waterway that led into Washington DC, near a small village calle...

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The Gamer Chapter 2014 – Aggressive Street Control

Fianna’s report was concerning.

It was only half a page long, summarizing what minor activity she had been noting recently. Except for the second sighting of the man whose blurry photo they had managed to extract before, there was nothing concrete in it. The disciplined maid had ...

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The Gamer Chapter 2013 – Capitalists and Vibrators

John walked into the boardroom.

The design was delightfully post-post-modern, something that John indulged in all the more for the pastel hell his Ambassador Double was in. There was overlap between the two, particularly in the choice of materials. Steel and plastic were commonly u...

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The Gamer Chapter 2012 – Arrival in San Jose

San Jose was an… interesting place.

John had no love for cities. He said that often and loudly. This one was among the worst and best simultaneously. Often called the capital of Silicon Valley, San Jose was the 3rd largest city in California. John immediately spotted some of the ...

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The Gamer Chapter 2011 – Normality in Uncertain Times

[Author’s Note: As a quick announcement, you will see AI pictures pop up more frequently now. This is because I have struck an experimental deal with Monori, the artist whose style I am generating in here, where I pay him a small sum for each picture I put into my works. This clear...

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The Gamer Chapter 2010 – Three Steps Behind

Nathalia’s face hovered just a few centimetres over his. Repeated inhales flared her nostrils. Her nose crinkled in disappointment, before she sunk back into her own seat in the cramped car.

“I did apply the cologne,” he said.

“It alone is not the proper scent.” The dragones...

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Lover's Will Marks

Apparently I never posted these... so now that all are in use.

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The Gamer Chapter 2009 – Expectations and Reality [Moira POV]

‘Lord Protector, I come to tell you that… no, way too formal… Father, I must inform you that… sounds like I am bringing bad news. It is for him. It’s not for me though. Should I make this about me?... Father, I wish to bring you the fantastic news that… that what, I am gettin...

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The Gamer Chapter 2008 – Approaching the Late Game Finale – Individual Assignments

“Alright, so let me summarize.” John looked at the screen in front of him. Not for the last time, he was thankful for modern technology making everything so tidy. What would have been a lengthy effort on and waste of paper could just be done by opening up a tier list creator.

!...

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World Cleanse 2 – Bantering on Decisions

“Alrighty, let’s start with this… Apexus, get over here!” Reysha slipped off the couch and pointed at the seat opposite of where she now knelt. Then, she put her elbow at the table.

The challenge was clear. Apexus moved into the position. “I might hurt you,” he warned. ...

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The Gamer Chapter 2007 – Approaching the Late Game 53 – Morning Perks 2

“Your turn.” John turned to Ehtra.

“To repeat what the smug creature said: you don’t need to repeat the alphabet back to me,” the grey angel answered, sour as always.

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The Gamer Chapter 2006 – Approaching the Late Game 52 – Morning Perks 1

John woke up to the hesitant travelling of a tongue over his shaft. There was only one woman who would approach his morning wood so tepidly. “Moira,” he sighed.

“W-what?” the latest addition to his harem stuttered. “If that was bad, you can just say that!”

“It w...

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The Gamer Chapter 2005 – Approaching the Late Game Interlewd – An Explosive Release

John backed away, towering above the redhead. She hid her mouth behind a raised hand, but did so poorly. The curled corners were every bit as visible as her hard nipples. The nightgown left nothing to the imagination. Even that was too much cover for not only his liking but that of the h...

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The Gamer Chapter 2004 – Approaching the Late Game 51 – Unattainable Perfection

John knocked on the door. He did not hear anything from the other side, the noise isolation holding strong.

When Moira did open the door, she failed to meet his gaze. Her eyes were subtly reddened. ‘I didn’t take her for the kind to cry,’ he thought. Wordlessly, he followed h...

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The Gamer Chapter 2003 – Approaching the Late Game 50 – Gifts of the Harem for the Harem

John grumbled something under his breath. Even he wasn’t sure what he had said, he just knew that it was an adequate noise to express his frustrations. None of the women asked him what had transpired. Even the dullest of people could guess correctly.

“Want a BJ?” Rave offered...

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