SamSuka
Funatic

Funatic

patreon


Funatic activity

The Gamer Chapter 408 - The first foe

“Jo-ooo-ohn,” the being’s back creepily swung in a circle, the gills quivering as if they were tasting his name, “Ne-wm-a-n. Aaaah, as I said, we are just so stupid when we don’t listen to me. Stupid? We outthink all of you. Yes, by human standards stupid, you think wrongly - Don’t inter...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 407 - The cost of vindication

The darkness was filled with nothing but itself. Up and down had no further meaning. They were just words. Salamander, normally radiating at least some light, was just a speck of red in the vastness of black. She looked at the hands she still had. There had been a moment where she was nothing but en...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 406 - In 'safe' conditions

About thirty minutes later, back on the ship, John was waiting for Tilgun after the higher dragon had dived away. Soon thereafter, he saw an orca get catapulted into the air, slamming back into the water. That spot of the ocean quickly turned red with blood.

If that attack didn’t kill the target...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 405 - Not so quickly summarized


Afterwards I had to leave for Germany. Lydia wanted me to help her in the tournament for German succession. As my powers were largely deactivated thanks to an ongoing patch, however, I was unimportant to her for months. It wasn’t until they returned, just shortly before things were about to...

View Post

Sunday Pilots 4 [28.10.2018] - Twin Snakes at the Stake [1/1] – A fantasy story with a villain as the protagonist

If you have been following me for a little while longer. This one might be a pleasant surprise for you. I think most of what you need to know is already in this chapter. Full disclosure, characters may be familiar, but the world is completely my design this time around.

The marketplace of...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 404 - Error: New Content not found

“Now, now,” Tilgun placed the little boat on the ocean with some care before doing something more than unusual in pulling himself out of the water and resting on the surface. Even going as far as picking some of it up and reshaping it to be a better rest for his head, as if the water was just cl...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 403 - A worshipper of chaos

Undine had been hanging slightly behind the boat, looking at the wall of light in front of her. Thanks to the perk John had gotten after Christmas, she wasn’t tethered to his immediate surroundings, so she was able to take her time and muster herself before swimming through at her own pace. The wa...

View Post

Eradication 3 – The end of Babylon


A tower the size of a city of ten-thousand, circular segment stacked on circular segment, each with a rim engraved with endless runes and sigils, powered by the gods and the people of Babylonia. That was the Tower of Babel. Or had been, before chaos took its root in the monolithic structure o...

View Post

Eradication 2 – Chaos

It had been over a thousand years since the creation of Metra. Kingdoms and empires had risen and fallen in the fertile land of Mesopotamia time and time again. Some she saw rise with her own eyes, bloody realms that needed her to quash rebellions or eliminate less worthy candidates.

The laws of G...

View Post

Metra Side Story - Eradication 1 – The perfect introduction to life

What was living? That was the question a piece of metal was rather suddenly and rather forcibly confronted with as magic hot as smouldering lava was poured into it. It felt… things it didn’t have words for. Just an immense wish to break things around it, a wish so strong for a long time it felt ...

View Post

Sunday Pilots 3 - In Desolation [1/1] – A horror story saga

In Desolation [1/1] – A horror story saga

In Desolation is a story idea about mankind’s struggle against one and only one kind of monster in a world that is already plain and desolate. It would follow the viewpoints of several protagonists all encountering what you will meet the first time...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 402 - The Atlantic Fuse

It was a change too sudden to go by unnoticed. As if they had all lived in the middle of the night and suddenly the sun stood at its highest point, the cruise entered the natural Illusion Barrier that surrounded the Atlantic Fuse.

John had imagined leylines to look something like they did in World...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 401 - Ready to fire

They made their way to the bedroom undisturbed and fell into each other’s arms on the way to the bed. Being as impatient as ever, Salamander pulled him straight into a heated kiss as soon as her censoring flames flickered away, leaving her naked. With only his trunks on, getting John naked wasn’...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 400 - Water to water

John was sipping ice water, laying in the sun, as he listened to that announcement. As was scheduled, it was 30 degrees right now, noon, and all around wonderful. Siena was, begrudgingly, teaching Sylph how to move in water. Rave and Metra were playing volleyball against Aclysia and Gnome in the poo...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 399 - The end of the Fluffy Monday – The awakening flame

“About time,” Salamander said, fishing the last piece of paper out of the bowl. There was no need to unfold it; the blaze elemental burned it between her fingers in a quick flash of magical fire. John checked his phone, it was almost 15:00 o’clock now. On average, each date had gone on for ove...

View Post

Sunday Pilots 2 - Golden Heart [2/2] – An Isekai [Sent into a fantasy world] Story

 

I don’t want a buffer on these ones and I already got the one for next Sunday done, so here is the second part of last Sunday’s pilot.

Rebirth was certainly an interesting experience, especially the first four years. There is just something to be said about being a toddle...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 398 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 6 – The chattering maid


“I like this, this is fun, this is lofty,” Sylph declared as she played with her new clothes. “John, John, how do I look? Do I look good? I mean, of course I look good, I always look good, I am your concubine and you look good, so I, as your concubine, have to look good as well. Cause g...

View Post

Addendum – Stirwin Combinations


Well, against my better knowledge I decided to do it anyway. It helped that I figured out something to lessen my workload tremendously. More details in the next chapter with three-kind combinations. For now, here are the remaining two-kinds - the Chompy combinations.


View Post

Sunday Pilots 1 [14.10.2018] - Golden Hearts [1/2] – An Isekai [Sent into a fantasy world] Story

The following is the first of two parts that is going to set-up a not exactly original premise. The amount of Isekai stories out there is vast, but I feel very little of them do a lot outside of riding the hype train of the genre. If I had to liken it to already out Isekais, I would name mostly ...

View Post

A bit of news (13.10.2018)

Hey people, how are you doing? Giving you an update on a few future plans.  

First, the update of the pay-classes thingy-magics. I will enact that after the charging of next month is complete. In other words, the 6th of November.

For the promised dumping of chapters: The current state...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 397 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 5 – The grounded break

“Yay!” Gnome jumped on the spot when her name got pulled. She gave everyone a big, honest smile in a blushing face. Shame did not hold a candle to her evident happiness. She bounced a bit more, the deck vibrating under her weight.

Eliza was opening her mouth, presumably to make a comment that ...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 396 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 4 – The hurtful game


“Heeeeeey, you?” Eliza turned around when she heard them approach and blinked at Rave’s new hairdo. “Did you want to look like your fucking mother?”

Rave crossed her arms, “Thanks, ya ruined it. We had fun for… geez, when did 2 hours pass?” It was always the same with th...

View Post

Rave Commission, the beginning

Main girl is finally getting her picture taken and its great that this happens on the same day that she is getting her longer hair, because she obviously has it here. She is also supposed to wear her battlesuit, should become more apparent as the work continues (the mid section is not supposed to be...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 395 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 3 – The longest, shortest date


“You are back early,” Rave noted as they came back. “That was like 20 minutes tops, didn’t ya want to take an hour for each of us?”

Aclysia made a little bow as her dress transformed into her bikini. Apparently, she had a mind for what was best in this setting. “I was thorou...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 394 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 2 – The wonderful blade

“Happy!” Stirwin announced their return. For whatever reason, Nia didn’t come with him to the table but simply walked up to the edge of the pool and fell into the water like an out of balance pillar. Then she proceeded to float underneath the surface. A golden crocodile finding its way out of ...

View Post

Chapter 393 - The return of the Fluffy Monday 1 – The blank slate

They were in the restaurant, on their VIP platform. It was nice and early, after all they had a lot to do this day. Well, John had a lot to do.  “Let’s jump right into it,” he announced, having finished breakfast. “I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to today.”

“Ya do ...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 392 - Largely Eventless

It was more than a day later, and John was lazing in a lounger, looking at the endless see. “You can sit down as well, you know?” he told Aclysia, who was standing at his side. She did a grateful little bow and then laid down next to him on the lounger. “Not what I was thinking off,” he said...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 391 - Home Party

“But why though?” Rave whined, having jumped on her boyfriend’s back following the latest things he said and thus being carried around as they were heading inside.

“Because me and crowds in confined spaces to loud music with flashing lights above me are the literal opposite to my natural h...

View Post

The Gamer Chapter 390 - On the chomping block

“Give!” Stirwin’s cutely high-pitched voice whimpered in the tone of a pleading kid as he was stretching his head upwards. There were many things a crocodile’s body were built to do: being a bone-crushing killing machine, having the ability to grow endlessly, be armoured with strong scales w...

View Post

A bit of News – October 2018

Hey, how are you? I am doing okay. I have stuff to say about current problems about things outside the story so let’s get right on it.

Let’s start, against better knowledge, with the good news: The buffer is way too big. As of the time of me writing this it is somewhere around 35 chapters. I w...

View Post