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Drip-Fed Chapter 1 – Herbivore

The hours went on. Maybe they were days. Even if the slime knew what the sun was, down where he was there no such thing as a day night cycle. There were no hours. The moss that illuminated the cave didn’t stop or dim at any point. Therefore, without anyway to gauge it, the slime had no idea what h...

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Drip-Fed Prologue – a tiny dank cave

Drip-drop…drip-drop…drip-drop…

The sound of water falling from the tips of stalactites and into the lake was all that filled the cave. Keener ears could have heard the life buzzing around, but there were none such ears in this ecosystem. 

It was a completely isolated cavity, a poc...

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Who a King must do Chapter 3 – Adventurer of Burden

Anduin travelled to Boralus through a secret portal in the depths of the palace. Officially, he was now out to inspect the situation in Redridge, there was a whole procession of elite guards that were under the impression they were guarding him on it way there. In reality, that was Matthias Shaw usi...

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The Gamer Chapter 425 - Desire is another constant


“Oh, tha...

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The Gamer Chapter 424 - Grinding is a constant in the Gamer’s life

The pale screech of wailing souls cut through the air as their blue translucent forms curved through the darkness of the necropolis, illuminating it with baleful light only matched by the flickering of torches that stood aside the long walkways. Fields of gravestones grew like fields of wheat on per...

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The Gamer Chapter 423 - Guild Hall Part 2 – Tier 0 Build-Out

“I cannot fucking believe you,” Eliza spat out. “Like, I literally cannot believe that I love you, you are an absolute idiot and I want you to bend me over and spank the shit out of me while fucking me up the ass.” Her insult fell apart at the end there, but John ignored her ill-intentions e...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 2 – Finding the greatest troublemaker

 Went a bit crazy on writing these over the last couple of days...oh well, free stuff for some of you guys and thanks to the buffer it has no effect to the normal schedule. Enjoy.

It was amazing what kind of effect the willing enslavement of the night elves had on every part of Storm...

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The Gamer Chapter 422 - Prologue – Guild Hall

"Mhm, what do you guys think?” he asked everyone, standing in the shadow of Lady Liberty herself. Well, the copy of Lady Liberty existing inside the Illusion Barrier. Their yacht, renamed from the stupid name the old crew had given it to the Boating Seaquence, was lying parallel to the shore behin...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 1 – The Announcements

Anduin was sitting at the base of a podium that had been erected in front of the memorial to his father and everyone else who had fallen during the disastrous attack on the Broken Shore. It felt like yesterday that he had announced the end of the Burning Legion there, now he was about to announce to...

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Sunday Pilots 8 – Drip-fed [1/1] – An evolution story

So, raise your hand if you heard this before: Eating other beings to raise one’s own power level and absorb their skills and abilities. That’s been one of my favourites in terms of powers a character can have. However, the one grievance I have with it is that the character tends to turn over...

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Who a King must do - Prologue – A host to be repaid

This is a side project of mine that is 100% a World of Warcraft Fap-fiction where king (M)Anduin goes around and fucks many of the significant female characters of the universe into submission. Don't expect any great story out of this, although I will try, don't expect to like it if you don't kn...

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Author’s Note – the Great Pond

HELLO!

What a load of nothing, right? I hope it was an enjoyable load of nothing. Well, a few things happened, but let me begin by telling you something about me.

I LOVE slice of life shows.

I find books and basically every other medium that doesn’t relay the everyday life of its pro...

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The Gamer Chapter 421 - Epilogue – Scarlett

A woman, with hair so red that her father had seen it fit to name her after it, was sitting in a leathery chair in an office made from metal and cables. She wore that scarlet tide in a simple fashion, abruptly cut at the neckline but slightly messy from a lack of interest in taking thorough care of ...

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The Gamer Chapter 420 - Arc 1 Finale - Embrace it

Friday had come and passed with everyone just having fun. While a worthwhile experience, it was also not greatly different from the others, and John was pretty certain that, a few years down the line, those days would mostly just mash together into one hazy stream of sex, jacuzzis, sunbathing, silly...

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The Gamer Chapter 419 - Smooth sailing from there

It was already late in the day, one might say early in the night, when everyone got together. “Okay, problem number one, how do we get down there?” John asked everyone. They had neither the safety vessel nor an awake higher dragon to carry it with. ‘I almost have to admire Tilgun’s sleeping ...

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The Gamer Chapter 418 - A hellish cooking room

Putting Siena in a maid outfit had several levels to it, depending on how severe her offense had been in John’s opinion. Minor obstruction of everyday life, paranoia causing pranks or overbearing insults? That was a level 1 and earned her the misfortune of wearing the maid outfit for a short perio...

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The Gamer Chapter 417 - Queen of hindsight

“I demand an immediate explanation!” the aggregated voice of Lydia blasted into his ear. “I further want it to be good, precise and extensive. Why has Salamander been subjected to Lorylim, why are you letting her run around with those obvious marks, why isn’t she contained in some laboratory...

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The Gamer Chapter 416 - Shadowy progression

“So, what, you just sit there?” Siena asked, playing with John’s phone. He was having his girls take shifts entertaining him as he sat there. The apparatus was perfectly capable of taking just half his mana, so he could be playing phone games. That was pretty much his only solace in these bori...

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The Gamer Chapter 415 - Helping the hand he shook

“Sooooo-ou-ou-ou,” Sealy started barking like his animal side as he nervously stretched that word. “Wh-what do you want?”

Now John felt immensely guilty. It had already been pretty dickish behaviour when he had teased the captain, but on its own he could have gotten away with it. Now, afte...

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Sunday Pilots 7 - Disagreeable [3/3] – A dystopian hero civil war story

“Congratulations to coming to the cove of chaos,” Nykoh was greeted by an enthusiastic man. “My name is Mynak Namjar and I am the leader of this lot.” He had long brown hair, perfectly styled, on top of a beautiful and charismatic face, all of which went contra to his otherwise mediocre hygi...

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The Gamer Chapter 414 - Post-contractual coitus

“Fuck, Eliza,” John groaned, as the blood mage kept grinding against his crotch. Her ass was sticky from the massive amount of precum that was soaking through his trunks. “We need to have sex, ASAP.”

“What in the name of your cock are we waiting for then, you horny piece of shit?” she ...

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The Gamer Chapter 413 - Taking loot from the pirates.

“Okay, this is it,” John said as he slid over a piece of paper that contained, in detail, what he demanded from the gathered pirate crew. Well, pirate in name at least, as there was no indication who hired them and they were more like a spy agency stealing something out of a museum to give it ba...

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The Gamer Chapter 412 - VS the technically-not-a-true-jellyfish-but-actually-a-siphonophore

A storm of glibber flew his way as 199 man’o’wars jumped out of the ocean with movements that their bodies should not have supported. This happened all so suddenly that only Sylph reacted in time, but her wind failed in doing much more than disperse the cloud a little bit.

John became subject ...

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A bit of news 07.11.2018 - Tier changes are live

A day later than planned, but here we are.

Okay, first things first: The 1$ Tier still existing is not a mistake, I am just afraid it will boot you all out of the chapter access if I delete it now and I don't want that. It will be deleted at the end of the month before the next billing period...

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Sunday Pilots 6 - Disagreeable [2/3] – A dystopian hero civil war story

They jumped through a second story window and sailed down into the gardens, larger than some apartment blocks, below. Their descent was slowed, first by a purposeful attempt of holding onto a thin branch of a nearby tree, which broke under the combined weight and impact, and then by sailing randomly...

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Rave (Commission for October 2018)

Usual terms and conditions do apply (non-commercial usage allowed, uploading of the downscaled version only).

Really happy that this piece got voted on after the hair change, keeps me from needing to fix it again anytime soon.

In sad news, seems like there won't be a direct follow-up c...

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The Gamer Chapter 411 - Minor problems

“Could you please?” captain Sealy asked. “Either of you? Pretty please?”

He was addressing Maximillian and John, both of which were just lying in the sun, covered in girls. While John was being cuddled by Salamander, her new fire dress had the nice property of not burning people (as long a...

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The Gamer Chapter 410 - Dome of Light

“Well, this was… a day,” John tried to put it into words as he made his way over to the line of chairs that had been put up by Aclysia in a neat row. They were all facing outwards so that whoever sat in them was looking over the railing and at the Atlantic Fuse.

They had passed through the o...

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Sunday Pilots 5 - Disagreeable [1/3] – A dystopian hero civil war story

There are two kinds of superhero stories that I always found the most interesting. One is the brooding, Batman-style superheroes, who do most stuff in laid-out plans and power through the most hostile situations through sheer force of will. The other, and much more recent invention to the best o...

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The Gamer Chapter 409 - Three types of scars

‘That was like the fifth worst pain I have experienced so far,’ John thought and opened his eyes. Immediately he told himself he should have waited a few more seconds. His arms was a piece of meat that had turned into charcoal. There was more detail to be described there, but he refused to look ...

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