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The Gamer Chapter 712 – Dress Replacements

 

Aclysia was wiping the floor clean of her own love juices. “Sorry,” John declared, helping her by grabbing a washing cloth himself and taking care of the table they had soiled. Breakfast was ready, but the place to eat it at had to be wiped off.

“It took me by surprise, M...

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Lydia Chibi is a good mood

QUICK! Bring her tea and pats to keep it that way!

As per usual: You can use and duplicate this for non-commercial projects. Credit goes to Kriniere.

Poll for the next one going up in a minute

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The Gamer Chapter 711 – Breakfast Privileges

“I have breakfast blowjob privilege!” Rave continued and quickly climbed under the table before anyone else could get there ahead of her. She was barely between his legs when John had already unequipped everything he was wearing. Whether she was mad about the fact that his clothes weren’t c...

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The Gamer Chapter 710 – A Basic Sunday.

John barely dodged away when the crystal claws swiped by his face. “It was just a joke!” he exclaimed, struggling to find his footing. The reaction to his explanation was a simple prolonged hissing sound.

Siena fell down to all fours. Her silver-blue skin turned black and purple, shadow...

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The Gamer Chapter 709 – Further Maid Weaponry Analysis

John weighed the sword in his left. It was a sleek weapon, entirely made of polished black. It could have been mistaken as stained glass or ice, but in reality it was obsidian. Taking the shape of a single-edged blade that was only three fingers wide and about a metre long, softly curving over th...

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The Gamer Chapter 708 – Perfect Weapon Inspection

The day had been wonderfully eventless. Distributing the announcement had gone without a hitch and all reactions (positive and negative) were pretty much exactly like John had predicted. He had a bunch of invitations from news networks asking him to be the first guest on their newly founded podca...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 32

Aclysia’s hands worked steadily, but slowly. The state Reysha was in was grave. Most of her body, she could save. There were little marks all over here, lines of demonic fire that had found its way all through her. With the careful healing the metal fairy was putting forwards right now, there w...

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The Gamer Chapter 707 – Ministers and Mentions

John yawned long and hard while he scribbled the last name into the roster. Contrary to what one may believe, John didn’t stock the Fusion Cabinet with his girls. Most of them lacked qualification, interest or opportunity to take those roles. The elementals, for example. John was more than sure...

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The Gamer Chapter 706 – The Fusion Government

“Hello, everyone,” John addressed the crowd in a downright ecstatic mood. Well, crowd was a large term. For a change, the Gamer was speaking exclusively to cameras. For the sake of audio control and distribution, what he was about to present was being recorded and would simply be uploaded lat...

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The Gamer Chapter 705 – Guys Night Out Finale – A wonderful life

 

John wasn’t sure where to look, a feeling that he had quite often in life. Strategically, his gaze should have lain on Maximillian’s face. A secondary choice was his hand of cards. Emotionally, however, it drove him more towards the steady swinging of Ruby’s body around the pol...

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The Gamer Chapter 704 – Guys Night Out 4 – Summer Night

 

Once he was standing, John had to admit that he was quite a bit more drunk than he had bargained for. Although the Game windows were warning him of the stages, he still wasn’t great at knowing what stage corresponded with what level of motor function loss. In this specific case, he...

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The Gamer Chapter 703 – Guys Night Out 3 – Just bantering with the guys

 

“Just what is it with you and maid uniforms?” Maximillian asked, actually paying attention to his drink and the guys for a change. Not that he stopped groping Aletra in ways inappropriate for polite company, but quite acceptable in the odd dimensions of ‘proper’ conduct that ...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 31

Apexus heard them before he saw them. The Deathhounds screeched with high pitched voices as they chased after him. They scaled the cliff in seconds, like spiders scurrying up a wall, and made their way into the canopies.

‘No, no, nope!’ the slime thought, beating his wings in an effort ...

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A bit of news (11.02.2019) - Fun requests a few days off.

Hello!

Real talk. Ori and the Will of the Wisps is coming out in a month (11th of March) and I really, really want to just play it for like three days straight. So I would like to take 11-14th of March off. This would mean that 1 Drip-Fed chapter and 3 Gamer chapter wouldn't be released. View Post

The Gamer Chapter 702 – Guys Night Out 2 – A Gamer, a King and a Fateweaver walk into a strip club

 

The entrance was surprisingly boring in appearance. A flat metal door, marking the centre of the cylinder’s protruding into the white corridor. An electronic display under a white L1 showed the simple word ‘Occupied’. Scratching his head, John wondered whether he was supposed t...

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The Gamer Chapter 701 – Guys Night Out 1 – Bae Circle

In the southeast of the Hudson Barrier, where the outskirts of real-world Brooklyn met the water, was a very special district. Its borders were formed by the copied infrastructure, inner-city roads forming a ring around it. In the real world, it was called Bay Ridge. A quite standard district of ...

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The Gamer Chapter 700 – How to Fast-Travel

“Hey…” John carefully shook Scarlett. Sometime during the negotiation and its aftermath, she must have fallen asleep. Although the signing itself had been concluded quite quickly, Emrik refused to actually end the meeting until he had final verification that the prisoners of war had been le...

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The Gamer Chapter 699 – A Scalpel Deal

From the moment John asked the question, he knew he wouldn’t like the answer. An unsettling silence set about the place, attention shifted to the poor guy sitting in for the Niagara guild. Heiko slowly opened his mouth, “H-he is gone.”

The three words registered in John’s ears and s...

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The Gamer Chapter 698 – To talk about peace

“How do you feel?” John asked the Technomancer once they had arrived in the hotel that doubled as the Amacat headquarters. They had bypassed the press as quickly as possible and gotten into the protective embrace of the lobby. Although Scarlett had stopped crying and since eaten at least some...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 30

Apexus didn’t know if he could live with Gizmo’s blood on his membrane. What he, however, was certain of was that the alternative was going to be worse for everyone involved. Presented with the opportunity, he had leapt and gone into a desperate dive.

The ritual had taken enough of the ...

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The Gamer Chapter 697 – Unexpected Drop

 

John stepped out of the teleporter. The change in the air between Berlin and New York confused his senses for a second, as did the shift of natural light. Neither distracted him enough to keep him from moving though.

The Transport Station on top of the Palace was a much larger ...

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The Gamer Chapter 696 – A little ease

 

The inside of the house was of fine quality. Lydia had hired the same internal architect for basically all her holdings, but this house had been designed by her grandfather. As such, everything was a lot more lavish. While Frederik the Great had been known for streamlining the state ...

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Sunday Pilot - Ariana

This is not a return of the Sunday Pilot format in general. I simply wrote this yesterday and thought I might as well share this under that old tag I have.

Full disclosure: I have recently played Fire Emblem: Three Houses. The game’s story disappointed me so much that I have decided to t...

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Nia Chibi

She may not look like it, but she is thinking off bunnies.

As per usual: You can use and duplicate this for non-commercial projects. Credit goes to Kriniere.

Below, you will find a secondary version that has Stirwin sitting on her head. Yes, that is all~

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The Gamer Chapter 695 – A quick drop in Germany

 

“This could be a much easier affair were you the owner of a private airport,” Lydia stated as they stopped in front of the security gates. People stepped around them, wanting to check in themselves. To that end, John and his harem were slightly in the way, but not enough that any...

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The Gamer Chapter 694 – Another busy day

 

John woke up like he usually did. Warm, clean and happy. The only contrast to most other mornings was that nobody was bouncing or sucking on his cock. By some miracle, he was the first person awake. Well, aside from the maids and Metra, all of which were already out and about, gettin...

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Chapter 693 – The Troubles and the Cuddles

The great thing about Abyssal clean ups after catastrophes  was that rescue missions were a non-factor. Everyone could evacuate with  the ease of raising their hands. Unless a Fateweaver was suppressing the process or they were so tremendously unlucky that they had both  their arms...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 29

Remezan’s logic was quite simple; the only time he could hope to defeat Apotho was while the Warlock was still weakened. As a Level 57 Cardinal and an accomplished Walker, he was anything but weak. However, what he was facing had been archived well. Before Gizmo had retreated into the finished ...

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The Gamer Chapter 692 – It was me.

 

There was silence in the room, after John shut down the laptop. His thoughts circled around the obvious last point on the list that he absolutely had to attend to. ‘Has enough time passed?’ he asked himself, checking the clock hanging on one of the walls. Shortly after 8 PM, it r...

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The Gamer Chapter 691 – Quickie and Prisoner

 

For no reason other than his own lust, John made Metra take the short walk on all fours. She crawled along next to him, looking more and more turned on along the way. Something that, John knew for a fact, she would have hated under previous masters and probably wouldn’t have enjoye...

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