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Welldark Chapter 3

To celebrate that fact that I have now gone into the triple digits with the amount of people that support me (you guys rock, btw), I have decided to make Chapter 3 of Welldark available to the public.

These chapters will go through rewrites before the book is "fit for release", as they are...

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The Gamer Chapter 690 – The inhuman Court and the perverted Earl

 

Either fairies had less power during the day or they had given their all defending the Midnight Forest. The latter was much more likely, but the real answer didn’t matter too much. John strutted through the unchanged trees, careful not to disturb the tiny, fantastic creatures that ...

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Who a King must do - Chapter 34 – Slave Knights

Anduin was lavishing inside the bathtub. With her head resting on his right shoulder, Xal’atath was nestling against his side. Half-closed lips and lids, she gasped softly as Anduin rubbed her pussy with sensual care. Her recently filled pussy still oozed some semen into the hot water, but the ...

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The Gamer Chapter 689 – Updating the People

 

‘You got everything?’ John asked via mental connection and got an affirmative, if hesitant, signal back. He had just confirmed what conditions he wanted Aclysia to present to the Lake Alliance. The biggest obstacle was less the terms and more the question whether or not they woul...

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The Gamer Chapter 688 – An Angry God

 

John wolfed down the last bit of the fourth granola bar and carelessly tossed the trash to the floor. Normally, he would have at least put the wrapping into one of the trash cans but he was in a hurry and the slimes would get to it anyway. Between the conference and the hasted steps ...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 28

Apexus was soaring through the sky. Aclysia had explained everything to him, everything she knew about what was happening and everything that she had been told. Something inside the slime had tensed up throughout the entire explanation, then finally torn when she had finished. All he had told her...

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The Gamer Chapter 687 – Hudson Brawl Finale – Aftermath

 

Jack found Eliza, standing next to the corpse. His actual body was still getting up the tower, but he was at least aware that things had largely concluded. With the destruction of the IBMA, the Lake Alliance had a window to flee. Magoi couldn’t do both, keep the barrier together an...

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The Gamer Chapter 686 – Hudson Brawl 10 – Foul [Metra POV]

The first rule of every battle stance was that it had to threaten something. Usually, this was achieved by pointing the tip of the weapon, whatever kind that was, at the enemy. The best way to discourage a charge was to present the chance to get impaled, after all. So, too, did Metra take her hal...

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The Gamer Chapter 685 – Hudson Brawl 9 – Dance on the Volcano [Eliza POV]

 

‘What the fuck am I doing?’ Eliza wondered. That she could still think was its own wonder. Her body was in a continuous state of scorching and regeneration, all while the viscous surroundings made it equally hard to move and gave her nothing to grapple. This entire process hurt, ...

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The Gamer Chapter 684 - Hudson Brawl 8 – Sink or Swim [Eliza POV]

Eliza had felt the tremors for a while now. They had been tiny at first, little quivers. She had assigned them to distant explosions initially, knowing that the enemy was assaulting the Guild Hall. Now, they had become too numerous, too intense and, most importantly, too long lasting to still be ...

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The Gamer Chapter 683 – Hudson Brawl 7 – Rising Annihilation

 An Arcana Strike that had been given no time to charge was quite weak. At least, when compared to what it could achieve when left to cultivate for a little while. John had spent 2943 mana on the spell. What he got in return was less damage than he would have gotten if he had invested all of...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 27

Tears of joy streamed over her face as Aclysia showered the slime in kisses. “It was true,” she whispered, not minding the taste of dirt on her lips as she pressed herself against Apexus. His body may have been hidden by the robe still, but she could feel his wings, easily mistaken as a grote...

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The Gamer Chapter 682 – Hudson Brawl 6 – The Drop

 

‘Jesus fucking Christ, Richard,’ John thought, as the images from Jack’s sight flooded over. Even where he was, the supernatural pressure of the wrathful god’s presence influenced him. The whole thing overpowered his senses. Although he wasn’t forced to his knees, he did ha...

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The Gamer Chapter 681 – Hudson Brawl 5 – In claws of impending doom

“RAAAAAAAAAH!” Helene screamed, thrusting Perfect forward. Using Twist Position, Beatrice moved sideways. Rather than striking at any opening that her enemy’s bad form may have revealed, the passive maid found herself hurriedly stepping backwards when Eclys slashed in her direction. The Wal...

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The Gamer Chapter 680 – Hudson Brawl 4 – Delicate Silicate [Rave POV]

 

“And that’s the second group John has encountered and defeated,” Scarlett’s voice echoed out of the Lightbearer’s phone, as she paced up and down the room.

As John had suggested, Rave had met up with Magoi and, with his wife, went into the Guild Heart chamber. Magnus ...

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A bit of news (11.01.2020)

Bad News today, although only minor.

Patreon is currently experiencing a bug where I can't set the tier access of new posts/edit old ones. Because of this, I can't release new chapters in the usual fashion. If this bug persists until Monday evening, I will find a workaround.

Any cha...

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The Gamer Chapter 679 – Hudson Brawl 3 – A Multitasker and Benevolent Pragmatist

 

John landed on Governors Island, leaving the jetski sitting in the sand. The key, he removed and threw into his inventory. It would be quite embarrassing if he got stuck here because somebody stole his vehicle. Then he started walking. That there was no welcoming committee for him st...

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The Gamer Chapter 678 – Hudson Brawl 2 – Good News – Very Bad News

There was fantastic news for John when Jack arrived at the blacksmith’s workshop. All weapons were finished, displayed for John to see, each shimmering dangerously in the sunlight.

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Smol Gamer Aclysia ready to serve~

So adorable~

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 26

The long steps of the stairs were nice and easy to take, bringing her quickly to the door. Fumes of light still played around the slab of stone that now blocked her path. It kept close, like a drop of tar in water, not even illuminating her hand as she reached out and touched the surface. Numerou...

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The Gamer Chapter 677 – Hudson Brawl 1 – Organizing the response

John walked towards the Harbour with a determined gaze. People all around were interrupted in the festivities. Although some were alarmed by the explosion earlier, many more didn’t think too much of it. A distant thing, something they would surely be informed about when it hit the news cycle. S...

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The Gamer Chapter 676 – Afterparty Finale – Cologne and Concerted

 

The entire harem looked intensely at the whirl of glass in front of them. An enigmatic construction of translucent pipes and artfully forged metal segment, all stuck together by reinforcing magic that couldn’t be changed by hand, only influenced through a menu that John had no inte...

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The Gamer Chapter 675 – Afterparty 9 – (Sexually) Charged Interviews

The layout of the press conference wasn’t that different to the Q&A’s. John was sitting on a table, equipped with a standing microphone, a glass, and several bottles of water. The rows of chairs before him were filled with journalists. Way fewer, logically, than there were people to atten...

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The Gamer Chapter 674 – Afterparty 8 – Light Temple, and future tours

 

The last island did not have a shrine or temple among the landscape. Rather, the temple WAS the landscape. Surrounded by a thin strip of grass, separating it from the Hudson, the Building was lowered into the ground. A large rectangular basin, stretching from one end of the Light Isl...

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The Gamer Chapter 673 – Afterparty 7 – Elemental Islands

“Always interesting what environmental effects happen when I place Buildings,” John stated as they crossed the stone bridge that led them to the first of the Elemental Islands. His comment wasn’t actually in reference to the Earth Island they were about to step onto, but the Air Island in t...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 25

 

“Apexus  is alive, just show yourself, we won’t harm you!” the blonde Priestess  shouted, as she passed by Reysha’s hiding place. Having forced herself  into a narrow space between two bookshelves and a chair, like a cat into  a glass bowl, the Rogue was w...

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The Gamer Chapter 672 – Afterparty 6 – Fae Forest

They met up with the elementals close to the Midnight Forest. With the exception of Scarlett, everyone who could have been there was there. They moved in and there was a general sense of awe at the way the day was replaced with the starlit night. As John noted, there was no lunar eclipse. Whateve...

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The Gamer Chapter 671 – Afterparty 5 – A sudden French possibility

“This tea is incredible,” Marie declared, taking another sip of what Aclysia had given her. “I don’t think I could do this better.”

“Aclysia is the best,” John confirmed, then sliced into a piece of cake with his fork. He had brought both the tea and the cake in his inventory,...

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Who a King must do Chapter 33 – To Quel’thalas

Anduin had snuck out at the darkest point of the night. With him were six (or seven, depending on how one counted) of his women. Xal’atath and K’ara were always with him, as they were bound to his weapons, the Blade of the Black Empire and Shalamayne respectively. 

Vereesa had...

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The Gamer Chapter 670 - Afterparty 4 – Inspecting New Things

 

John watched his girls slide into their clothes. The way panties slid up smooth legs, shirts were stretched by breasts and pants had to be forced over bouncy asses were all enticing. ‘I wonder how long I could watch them dress and undress until I would get bored,’ he asked himsel...

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