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The Gamer Chapter 734 – Augusta 7 – Further investments and the Envious Maid


’80 more points into Intellect and I have that goal cleared,’ John thought, stroking his chin...

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The Gamer Chapter 733 – Augusta 6 – Rewards


2020-03-30 01:07:21 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 732 – Augusta 5 – Radiohead

'Have to say, kinda happy I can’t kill it anymore. Felt pretty bad about doing that over and over again, you know?’ Sylph chirped into the Gamer’s thoughts. ‘It’s just talking and the commentary is kinda funny so I want to hear it, also the music is good. Can we bring music into the nex...

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The Gamer Chapter 731 – Augusta 4 – When the Deity Plays Along

Not much later, John stood in the typical darkness that preceded an actual dungeon run. Humming to himself, he moved his head from side to side, thinking at a rapid pace.

“What’s the fucking hold-up?!” Salamander finally burst out when this continued for over a minute. “I want to BU...

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The Gamer Chapter 730 – Augusta 3 – A complete analyzation of updates and upgrades

The most basic things had to be put first, so John threw an Observe at the autumn elemental while they got up.

2020-03-26 14:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 729 – Augusta 2 – Fall in Love in Summer

 

They headed outside where the rest of the attending harem, in this case only John’s familiars, was waiting. By some cushion politics (John liked to refer to internal harem affairs that way), they had given Lydia the room to enjoy a quiet half hour with her lover. Now it was time to...

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The Gamer Chapter 728 – Augusta 1 – The Queen’s Lover Boy

 

“Are you, factually, retarded?” Lydia asked, her elaborate speaking pattern momentarily shaken by the outrageous thing that had just come out of John’s mouth.

Having managed to get this Sunday off completely, Lydia had decided to stretch that into a ten-day weekend to be ...

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Chibi Metra shows off

Her adorable smirk.

Different versions in the attachments.

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The Gamer Chapter 727 – Master of Puppets

“I have great news!” John declared when he entered the living room.

“I have greater news!” Rave shouted back from the couch and waved him towards her. “Or funnier news, at least. Check this out!”

Walking over, John leaned over the back of the couch, while the Lightbearer r...

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The Gamer Chapter 726 – Shortstack Slut.

“…and that was also when I first choked somebody. To be fair, Eliza was practically begging for it,” John finished the recounting of events, a response to the question if and when he had joined the mile-high club. Having retold it in quite a bit of detail, he managed to get both of the girl...

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The Gamer Chapter 725 – Shortstack Sluts Searching News

“…Very good decision,” John noted, when he walked into the preparation room. He was in the new SSSN outpost in the Bay Circle. Since he had last inspected the building, during the guys’ night out over two weeks ago, it had been partly completed. Importantly, there was studio space that wa...

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The Gamer Chapter 724 – Lukewarm relationships

 

“You were always a good singer,” Nariko stated, as if she was reading data from a chart. “That’s why I hired that instructor, after all.”

“Which I really liked,” her oldest daughter responded, her enthusiasm carrying the emotion in the conversation. “I liked sin...

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The Gamer Chapter 723 – Distanced parents

 

“”HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”” multiple shouts greeted the two of them when John opened the door of the saloon on the base floor. As Rave had pointed out, the upper level was for hobby and private activities while the lower floor was for parties. It was only fitting, in John’s opinion...

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A bit of news (12.03.2020)

Ori is great so far, thanks for asking. ^^

No, but I am here to bring two pieces of news.

1. I am retiring the sex scene vote from the rewards.

"We had something like that?"

Yeah. Well. We did. I am not saying we won't ever see any again, just that I am taking them o...

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The Gamer Chapter 722 – His girl’s day

 

“Why’re ya even doing this?” Rave asked, taking one blind step after the other. A cloth around her head ensured that she couldn’t see anything. Despite that, she walked pretty confidently, being led by the hand by her boyfriend. “I told ya I don’t like my birthday!”

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The Gamer Chapter 721 – Getting new toys

John closed the door of the car behind himself and stretched. His driving instructor gestured towards the door of his business, and they both got inside. He was a middle-aged man called Hank, with dark hair and on the chubby side of things. Once his business with him was concluded, the Gamer woul...

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Tiny Momo has something to say

She might not put it in nice words, but she has your best in mind~


Versions with and without wings below~

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The Gamer Chapter 720 – Responsibility

Another word on Marie’s paper sword simmered away. The edge shimmered with a blue light, crystal clear water flowing as an intense stream towards the tip. Once there, it vanished into nothingness. Whatever arcane machinations summoned the liquid, they didn’t give it a long-term existence.

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The Gamer Chapter 719 – Clearing out.

 

On the mundane side of things, the place they arrived at was perfectly inconspicuous. Just another street in northern Manhattan, filled with apartment buildings and corner stores. There was some minor filth flying around thanks to a couple of crows that were picking apart a garbage b...

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The Gamer Chapter 718 – Angels and Intel

John still loved cathedrals. Sure, they were overdesigned pieces of immense impracticality, but that was part of the point of their existence. Cathedrals were the highest places of worship; their entire purpose was to make one feel the presence of God through their design. Even from the outside, ...

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Drip-Fed Season 1 – Author’s Note

Jesus, that Arc took a long time.

Hello! My name is Funatic. You may know me, because you’re reading my work. You may also know me from my other works called The Gamer, CHYOA Edition, where I write a branch, Who a King Must Do, where I make Anduin conquer all the ladies of Azeroth by fuck...

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Drip-Fed- Requiem Epilogue – Weak.

The trio sat there for a while. On the empty plaza, where nothing but dust, clothes and blood remained, they were unmoving. The Stem, the way out of this Leaf, that they had sought after for so long, was easily within reach now. No one was left to oppose them. Although that wasn’t going to be a...

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The Gamer Chapter 717 – Relaxed Times


“Improvements are slow, but I did gain another level recently,” John reported and dismissed t...

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The Gamer Chapter 716 – The Quiet and Kinky Ones

“And you’re sure about this?” John asked, not because he had any doubts about the situation himself.

They were on the sun deck of the Boating Seaquence, John’s mega yacht. Despite being fairly high up, it was difficult for anyone on ground level to see them, courtesy of the many lay...

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The Gamer Chapter 715 – Mt. Cuddle Rock

 “Uwu…” Gnome let out the tiniest sound while nibbling on the waffle John had given her. Sitting next to her on the bench, he just looked at her face with a content smile. She was a prettier view than the Hudson.

It was another day, another birthday. Well, contract day would have...

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A bit of news (28.02.2020)

Alrighty, minor update (and reminders) to multiple things.

1. The poll for my requested days off is running one more day, but since more than 50% of you have said that I should take all three days off, I'll go ahead and declare that decided right now.

This means that, next month, I ...

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The Gamer Chapter 714 – The Birthday Season

 

The rest of the Sunday passed without notable events. Talking with his parents was pleasant, but a mundane thing. After a few hours of cake and tea, they took their leave and went back home. Once there, John decided to leave the photos in his trophy room. As much as he felt emotional...

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The Omniverse Looms (Drip-Fed Cover)

BEHOLD! The Omniverse in all its glory.

This will be the cover of Drip-Fed from Season 2 forwards. You may not use in any public projects, commercial or non-commercial. When it comes to private usage, have at it.

This was drawn by Chris Cold (2020-02-27 19:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 713 – A pair of mundane parents

 

“Oh my,” Brenda said when she opened the door and laid eyes on her future daughter-in-law.

Rave’s new dress was a mixture of wonderfully elegant and criminally sexy. It was backless, shoulderless and sideless. Basically, the top part of it only covered her stomach and mos...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem Finale

Apexus saw the two women in his life approach with none of the happiness he would normally have. His head was hanging in shame, his eyes widened at the damage Reysha had taken. Aclysia was allowed to reach the slime and soon all three of them were cowering in the shadow of the hound Kurlesh, who ...

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