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A bit of news (15.06.2023)

Y'ello,

Just giving an early reminder or announcement, depending on how long you've been here, that I am taking the first week of August off for my birthday break - like every year. This year, that means the 31st of July to the 6th of August.

I won't be posting anything that week.

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The Gamer Chapter 1458 – 27 Days of Preparation 12 – A Glorious, Golden Grindstone


Whether it was the mental reset, the additional Perks, or just the experience they had gathered over the previous three days, they managed to finally push into the second phase during their first attempt that morning. Or, rather, they pushed into one of the second phases.

“Fo...

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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 22 – Careening


“We go by Inevitable,” Aclysia introduced them.

“Urgh,” Reysha let out a displeased cry in the background. “By the Hellroots, ‘Clysia, the fuck you saying? That’s not how you introduce us. Apexus, go!”

“We are Inevitable,” Apexus stated.

Aclysia...

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The Gamer Chapter 1457 – 27 Days of Preparation 11 – Metracana Master Perks


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The Gamer Chapter 1456 – 27 Days of Preparation 10 – Try and Select Perks again


“Well, this is going to be difficult,” John stated his thoughts. The original battle plan was projected on the TV again. They had all taken too much damage to immediately go back in again, so they were strategizing while resources went back to full. “First, the obvious adjustme...

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The Gamer Chapter 1455 – 27 Days of Preparation 9 – Strategizing and Trying


“We seriously have to do this first?” Salamander groaned. “Can’t we just go there and smack the fucking guy?”

“Yes,” John responded immediately, “because I don’t even know if you can come along.”

“Urgh!” Salamander immediately complained. Missing o...

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The Gamer Chapter 1454 – 27 Days of Preparation 8 – Project: Ego Weapon [Scarlett POV]


Scarlett held a rock in her hand. Her fingers pressed into the sides of the solid chunk of stone. Muscles up her arm tensed, and then, suddenly, the rock cracked. One chunk turned into many splinters that fell down on the ground.

The redhead squatted down, flicking her cascadin...

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The Gamer Chapter 1453 – 27 Days of Preparation 7 – Prosecution and Executioner


“HEAR, HEAR, the prosecution has arrived!”

The loud voice greeted the Raid party, as they stepped onto another large cobblestone plaza. It was surrounded and filled up by a construction of metal plates that was odd along every level. In very basic terms, it looked like a me...

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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 21 – A little wiser


“Interesting.” Aclysia closed the little book that Reysha had brought back and put it aside. Head in Apexus’ lap and laying on the bed, she was at the peak of nightly comfort. “This book portrays a fairly regular tale of a powerful individual consolidating a realm and then pu...

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The Gamer Chapter 1452 – 27 Days of Preparation 6 – Divine Learning


There was a pecking order among gods.

Typically, this pecking order was related to their power. Their power was tied to the Faith generated by whatever they embodied. Not all Faith was equal, however, and so gods were put in various categories that made them more or less powerf...

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The Gamer Chapter 1451 – 27 Days of Preparation 5 – Rapid Manifestations


John only pulled out to stick it back into another hole. Pussy to mouth, mouth to ass, stopping short to wipe himself clean, then right back into her mouth. At the end, Scarlett looked every part that of a cumdump. What parts of her weren’t sticky with sweat were covered in cum. He...

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The Gamer Chapter 1450 – 27 Days of Preparation Interlewd – The Brat that Broke Herself


John sat in a recliner, browsing through a compendium of Kropotkin’s works. Far from his favourite political author, but one who did not take in perspectives they did not understand was bound to be confused. John hated being confused.

The door to the reading room flew open. ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1449 – 27 Days of Preparation 4 – Iron Pawns


Only the second boss of the metal area of the citadel remained. After that, there were only the four knights, the path leading up to them, and the king.

The party teleported to the square where they had fought the Jester. The smell of rotting tomatoes was still thick in the air...

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The Gamer Chapter 1448 – 27 Days of Preparation 3 – Other Tasks


John was about to continue with the explanation when, with a pink zap, Sylph suddenly knelt in front of him. Bunny ears raised and eyes glowing with pink lightning, crackling in the shape of hearts, it was very obvious what the petite woman needed. “You really are doing your best t...

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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 20 – Truth?


Salt and limestone covered the walls. Crystal and brittle rock interspersed, creating a formation that, in Reysha’s experience, was unique to sewage systems near the ocean. The presence of salt was why the redhead had left behind her original target. The man had stopped in a hidden...

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The Gamer Chapter 1447 – 27 Days of Preparation 2 – To impress or to dazzle


“First question is what the primary goal of this grinding session should be,” John addressed everyone. “On the one hand, Assaults would probably give us the most levels.” It felt nice that he could now officially say ‘us’. The Equalizer Perk assured that they would natura...

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The Gamer Chapter 1446 – 27 Days of Preparation 1 – Back in the Estate


“Lee!” Magoi shouted, just as their two groups began to separate. The young Fateweaver stopped and so did John. They looked at each for a moment, then both approached when Magoi waved them closer. On the Gamer’s gesture, the rest of the harem went on towards the typical estate....

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The Gamer Chapter 1445 – Her Time [Layla POV]


Layla sat on the bench, a hand in her panties as she drooled from both upper and lower lips. All of them – ALL OF THEM – were in one location. All of his women… well, not all of his women. Layla was right here and that was all manners of screwed up and why did it have to feel s...

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The Gamer Chapter 1444 – A little more things in advance


“Two days, please,” John pleaded with Magoi. “Three?”

The High Fateweaver of Fusion let out a deep sigh. “You’re asking me to sacrifice an entire month of my life to this,” he reminded John. The reason why John didn’t get to grind as much as he might desire was ...

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Lucifrena Done

When will we see the angel next?

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The Gamer Chapter 1443 – Season 3 Arc 10 Prologue – Pre-Grind Prep


John’s inbox was flooded with interview and comment requests. ‘How did they get this email?’ he asked himself. There was a very strict policy on what emails were supposed to be used for press questions and what for internal affairs of the government. That they had found access ...

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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 19 – Information


“Ya sure ya don’t want to lead a slave revolt?” Reysha asked.

Aclysia looked up from the book to shoot a warning glance at the redhead. “Please do not get us in further trouble. Our popularity with local authorities is already doomed to sink due to today’s actions.”...

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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 18 – Young Master


There wasn’t much on offer. Handwritten meant that books were expensive. Each was the result of hours upon hours of labour. They browsed through the pages, checking on the contents. Time in isolation had made the local calligraphy a bit different from the norm of creation. Every le...

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Drip-Fed – All but Forsaken 17 – Into the City


They spent two days in the chamber. One to just relax and the second to halfway align their sleep schedule with the path of the sun again. On the third day, they emerged and on the fourth day they returned to Walled Port Pernero.

The city had not changed in their roughly two we...

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Season 3 Arc 9 Author’s Note


Y’ello,

This is, I deem, the best place to end the current arc. As announced, it was a rather meandering one and I didn’t even get to everything I wanted and I actually picked up a few things I didn’t originally expect. There is a joy in this. I’ll continue about that i...

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The Gamer Chapter 1442 – Season 3 Arc 9 Finale – Nothing had Changed


John woke up the next day to a shower of kisses. Over and over again, his fiancée was pressing her soft pink lips onto his skin. Not a centimetre of his skin was left unloved. “Mhmmmine!” Rave hummed along every smooch.

The shivers of delight travelled through his being. T...

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The Gamer Chapter 1441 – Proposal Finale – In the Name of Love [Rave POV]


Rave loved his eyes.

She didn’t use to. She didn’t know when that had shifted. Early on, his eyes had been amusing. He’d been so obviously starved for any girl giving him the time of day, teasing him had been as easy as showing her midriff. So when had that changed? It wa...

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The Gamer Chapter 1440 – Proposal 3 – The Fidgeting


“There you are, honey!” Brenda greeted her son with a deep hug. It was a short-lived one. Like his haremettes, John’s objectively voluptuous mother wore very little and was consequently sticky. Her midriff was completely exposed, revealing a slight bit of pudge that the middle-...

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The Gamer Chapter 1439 – Proposal 2 – Waiting for the Parents


John could still feel it tingle under the surface. That bit of nervousness that wouldn’t let him leave until it was all over and done with. It was, however, easily ignored compared to the confidence he exuded generally. He had been told his haremettes had endured a week of mediocre...

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The Gamer Chapter 1438 – Proposal 1 – Too Hot


“Something’s in the air,” Rave stated.

John had to bite the inside of his cheek not to stammer out an immediate response. “Must be pollen?” he suggested.

“I ain’t got no allergies – I hope? Can I even get those?” Rave tilted her head as she contemplated ...

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